Oh great, wise, and powerful watcher. I am your humble servant. How may I worship and honor your greatness? Yes, you have truly opened my eyes. I now see the evilness of anyone and anything that is not you. Only you can save us. With your razor accurate predictions your Father, our Lord, has sent you to save us heathens, us non-believers. I place all my faith and trust in you, great watcher. You truly have my best interests at heart. How much should I make the check out for? Where should I mail it? Would you like my credit card number? I can now see that no one here can debunk you, for you speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. You are the Alpha and the Omega. I want you to have my children! And now that you have my full and utter devotion and attention:
Will you please leave this forum and all its non-believers behind? They are all below you. Come and lead me into the verdent pastures of Your Glory. Come, take me by the hand and lead me, for I, your devoted servant will surely follow. Peepo can come with us!