Sup guys, I'm from the future and stuff

Tren1

Temporal Novice
Hello, 21st century!!

Obviously, no one here really has any reason to believe that someone from a further point in human civilisation would travel back in time of their own free will and announce it on the internet. Which begs the question, why am I doing it?

The simple answer is because I landed here by chance and, basically, I'm looking to pass the time.

If you're still reading, my name is Tren and I'll be born in 5392, in London, England.

Ask me anything!

 
Hi Tren

Well the good news is you don't have the signature. I was starting to wonder if there really was only one poster on this board interacting with himself using multiple handles.

For starters how about telling us how your time machine works. Just a simple layman's answer will do. We don't need any fancy jargon like the invention of the multi phasic quasi-dimensional trans luctor modulator. But anything we don't currently know about, would certainly go a long way towards convincing us that you're the real deal.

Please bear in mind that if you can't jump through the first hoop, you will probably have zero credibility. Not that you have any anyway.

 
Hi TrenWell the good news is you don't have the signature. I was starting to wonder if there really was only one poster on this board interacting with himself using multiple handles.For starters how about telling us how your time machine works. Just a simple layman's answer will do. We don't need any fancy jargon like the invention of the multi phasic quasi-dimensional trans luctor modulator. But anything we don't currently know about, would certainly go a long way towards convincing us that you're the real deal.

Please bear in mind that if you can't jump through the first hoop, you will probably have zero credibility. Not that you have any anyway.
Laymans terms is the best I can do, I mean, I use it but I'm not an engineer or anything.
I assume you're familiar with the theory of wormholes, essentially a portal in space connecting two points in time.

The universe is a pretty damn huge place and so there is a wormhole for about every concievable time you could want to travel to. The way my machine works is essentially by transforming me and itself into a thin beam of atoms, transmitting us to the wormhole that corresponds to the date I type in on the machine, sending us through it and then back to the same point on Earth using latitude and longitude but having been through the wormhole, in a different time.

You can get other planet - specific models e.g ones for Mars instead of Earth.

 
Does Walmart sell these wormholes in the future?

Amazing how you come from thousands of years in the future, and yet English still prevails, and not just any English but the exact English we speak in the here and now. Well, it even seems as if you were educated in one of the schools of our time, considering how terrible your sentence structure is. Education has been known to be going downhill in the Western English-speaking world here in our time. Can't wait to hear your explanation for this one.

RMT

 
Hello, 21st century!!If you're still reading, my name is Tren and I'll be born in 5392, in London, England.
Ask me anything!
Hello Tren from EarthTR125.0121 and questions will I ask!!!
London, England 5392. That's approximately thirty three centuries into the future....something. I have two questions then; although I am ecstatic to listen to the answer of Rainman's question. My first question is what government is currently present in England by that date. My second question is the following one. Being a Time-Traveler from that era you must be overly familiar with Stainweiss-Donecken Theory of Concatenular Antetidirion Aggregation within Hyper-Polar Multiphasic Phase Shifting Temporal Manifolds. If so you must know its no big deal to answer the question I am about to ask you. (although you state you are no engineer or anything which is extremely suspicious for how an advanced civilization will send back a person with no knowledge of such an important tool.) What power source gives energy to your device and how is it converted into actual energy?

 
Stainweiss-Donecken Theory of Concatenular Antetidirion Aggregation within Hyper-Polar Multiphasic Phase Shifting Temporal Manifolds.
uhhhhh... did I miss the thread explaining that? Can you share or is that beyond what anyone from this "time" should/could understand?

 
If you're still reading, my name is Tren and I'll be born in 5392, in London, England.
Well, hardly anyone can speak any English in London in 2012- so, I have no doubts whatsoever that no-one shall be speaking it in many centuries from now.
Dave (from London originally, when English was the first and predominant language)

 
Amazing how you come from thousands of years in the future, and yet English still prevails, and not just any English but the exact English we speak in the here and now. Well, it even seems as if you were educated in one of the schools of our time, considering how terrible your sentence structure is. Education has been known to be going downhill in the Western English-speaking world here in our time. Can't wait to hear your explanation for this one.
Fairly obvious, this one. I learnt the language. The language I learnt as a child couldn't even be typed on one of your keyboards, because it uses a different alphabet.
Also, I'm going to assume Walmart is a shop here, why or how would a shop sell wormholes when there are already perfectly good ones in space? That would be really, really impractical.

Hello Tren from EarthTR125.0121 and questions will I ask!!!London, England 5392. That's approximately thirty three centuries into the future....something. I have two questions then; although I am ecstatic to listen to the answer of Rainman's question. My first question is what government is currently present in England by that date. My second question is the following one. Being a Time-Traveler from that era you must be overly familiar with Stainweiss-Donecken Theory of Concatenular Antetidirion Aggregation within Hyper-Polar Multiphasic Phase Shifting Temporal Manifolds. If so you must know its no big deal to answer the question I am about to ask you. (although you state you are no engineer or anything which is extremely suspicious for how an advanced civilization will send back a person with no knowledge of such an important tool.) What power source gives energy to your device and how is it converted into actual energy?
To clear up the engineer thing, I'm not here on business, I was never actually sent back by the government. I'm here on a sort of holiday.
Anyway, questions. The government of my time is essentially a democracy, at least in the United Western and European Continents (I'll call it the UWEC) which is a large governent which ultimately covers America, most of Europe, and Britain.

At the top of the pile is the President of the UWEC, who gets voted in, and they pass all the major laws, for example, in every country murder must be punishable by at least 15 years in detention. Going down there are four minor bodies which aren't exactly political parties but are a group of people who are voted in to deal with whatever their chosen sector is. These bodies are the Economic 'party' of the UWEC, Military 'party' of the UWEC, the Socio-Cultutal 'party' of the UWEC and the Medical 'party' of the UWEC. A meeting with the President and these four bodies take place regularly and serve to advise the President on matters.

Below them, all the rest of the people who specialise in one area (Economic, Military, Medical, Socio-Cultural) are divided in to four huge groups (I don't know specifically how many are in each voted-in body, about 20 but I could be wrong) that basically say what the voted in guys are doing wrong and how they should really have done it, while they wait for election day and hope that they get voted in instead.

Then imagine this for each country and that's the government system.

Question 2 - how does the Machine get its energy?

Well first up, sorry but I have pretty much no idea what the Stainweiss-Donecken Theory of Concatenular Antetidirion Aggregation within Hyper-Polar Multiphasic Phase Shifting Temporal Manifolds is so I'll politely skip over that and go to what I know.

As previously explained, the time machine works by breaking down itself and myself into atoms and then acting as a transmitting device to beam it and myself to a wormhole. What takes the biggest chunk of power from it is the simple fact it has to transmit something for so god damn long so while it and myself is being transmitted, it needs to sustain a source of energy that will enable it to continue transmission for such a long time. This energy source comes from these things called electrochemical cells. As I said, I'm no engineer so I don't know precisely how this works, however, you can buy small pods things in my time that, when fed into a hatch on the time machine, will begin to break down, creating a chemical reaction that produces electricity which is then fed into the rest of the time machine so transmission can continue. The electricity reacts with chemicals kept inside the pods and the reactions results in more chemicals which then react again to make more electricity... you see how it goes, eventually it will die down but it lasts for a hell of a long time.

In my time you can by pods containing all the chemicals needed, if you land in another time before they become available to be bought then, if you're lucky, your time machine will have a self-repair function where it will tell you what is the easiest source to obtain the chemicals needed from in that time frame.

 
I have a question.

Is that damn bunny still marching and beating away on that drum in the 5400's?

I say 5400's because you said you were/are born in 5392 and I would suppose you are more than 8 years old.

 
Funny indeed. Maybe it does, since nothing seems to change after three thousand years. When you look at history, which is the best teacher of evolution, cultures arise and change every nine hundred years on approximation, sometimes even less. According to his account nothing has changed, he described his political structure identical to ours, his political views are the same and even the countries are the same. That is not what one would expect to occur in 33.8 centuries. Besides his concept of electrochemical energy is really something. After all the research and develpment, they kept the battery concept to power a time machine. Absolutely Incredible to say the least.

 
Funny indeed. Maybe it does, since nothing seems to change after three thousand years. When you look at history, which is the best teacher of evolution, cultures arise and change every nine hundred years on approximation, sometimes even less. According to his account nothing has changed, he described his political structure identical to ours, his political views are the same and even the countries are the same. That is not what one would expect to occur in 33.8 centuries. Besides his concept of electrochemical energy is really something. After all the research and develpment, they kept the battery concept to power a time machine. Absolutely Incredible to say the least.
I guess that's true, will still have cities and cars and all that.
After checking out a world map though, not all countries are the same, where I come, England is far, far bigger. Canada also doesn't exist anymore where I come from, it's just part of America. There are a bunch of other differences too, some countries that are around in my time aren't around in yours and vice versa. And of course, there are hundreds of other far bigger differences. One, for example, is that we don't have soldiers anymore, the only actual people used in warfare are tiny, special marine squads that infiltrate enemy headquarters.

I have a question.Is that damn bunny still marching and beating away on that drum in the 5400's?I say 5400's because you said you were/are born in 5392 and I would suppose you are more than 8 years old.
Um... no? There isn't a bunny of any kind marching around.
Um.

Yeah.

But you're right, I'm more than 8 years old, I originally left with the time machine in 5423 when I was 31, however I've been travelling around for a couple of years after that so I'd say I'm about 36 now? Couldn't say for sure though.

 
so what's ur goal in talking to us ?
In all honesty, I'm just passing the time. I searched 'Time travel' into Google to see what you thought about it in 2012, and thought that the words 'Time Travel Institute' looked interesting, so I clicked on it and well, here I am.

 
In all honesty, I'm just passing the time. I searched 'Time travel' into Google to see what you thought about it in 2012, and thought that the words 'Time Travel Institute' looked interesting, so I clicked on it and well, here I am.
thats cool, can you make a picture of your time machine ? that would be awesome :D

 
Yeah that would be great ,if u need any help posting it online, just mention it ;) .
Shouldn't be a problem, I'm staying with a friend I made back in 2011 who was born in 1980, he showed me the basics of internet use and stuff (I picked it up pretty quick, it's basically like this thing called the Intersystem we have back in my time) so I'll just ask him.

 
Shouldn't be a problem, I'm staying with a friend I made back in 2011 who was born in 1980, he showed me the basics of internet use and stuff (I picked it up pretty quick, it's basically like this thing called the Intersystem we have back in my time) so I'll just ask him.
hahah sounds cool, could you tell me more about the intersystem ?

 
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