looking for Time Traveler!!

you know nothing about my time. while I have been here my time guard pin pointed your life signs and found that you have none of the immunities to diseases that we have so you are lying.
 
ROFL. Of course! That's because of my transmogrifying cloaking field. You may THINK that you've detected me, but in reality you haven't. Silly caveman!
 
you are a liar and a plagiarizer.
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Not really, Chrono.

I went with Siegmund last night, and I saw much of what he is telling you about. In fact, I even met and shook hands with one of the Q'eh Noodlezoids. And no, they don't look like stringy noodles, you silly boy! When you see the size of their heads you will understand where the "noodle" part of their name comes from. Actually, if I remember what Zethrod told us (check my memory here, Siegmund), it was us earthlings that modified their name to Noodlezoids, because we had a hard time pronouncing Q'eh Yrgthelazoids. They are quite an intelligent race, and it is easy to see how they could outwit and conquer the Lizarans. That Zethrod was a really nice guy...thanks for introducing me to him Siegmund! Although I think I had a little too much of that tromithian ale. WOW does that stuff pack a punch! And he brews that in his basement??? I gotta get the recipe!

RainmanTime
 
Siegmund-I have been thinking while I was offline.why would you need a transmogrifying cloaking field to use an internet forum?



"Look... I am taking RainmanTime to the future with me. He can verify everything that I say. Ok"
this was said at 5:44am


"I went with Siegmund last night"
this was said at 11:13am.

that was about 5 hours and 30 minutes difference. so how could it have been last night if he said he was about to take you?


if you are real then why just take RainmanTime?
why not me and the rest of the forum?
I would like to see this. if you take one you have to take some of the others.
I will pick some of the ones which you should take.


RainmanTime-we don't have basements.
 
that was about 5 hours and 30 minutes difference. so how could it have been last night if he said he was about to take you?
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You call yourself a time traveler, and yet you can't figure out this simple calculation? That is really quite laughable. Especially since the answer doesn't even involve the complex computations required for time travel. The answer only involves the silly, linear view of time that is prevalent in this age. It is called "time zones".

if you are real then why just take RainmanTime?
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The answer relates to a trans-temporal relationship between myself and Siegmund that we discovered awhile back. You can even find it in some of our public discussions, if you search. We are both inextricably linked to an absolute point in space, at two distinct points in time. That point in space exists in what is known, in this time, as Lakewood, Ohio. We have a mutual, trans-temporal brother (whose name is Bennett Nettleton) who connected our timelines. Brother Bennett has since moved on down his own temporal pathway, but we both think of him often, and fondly. This trans-temporal link between myself and Siegmund is what permits me, and only me, to travel in time with him. You do, of couse, know that each time travel portal is tailored specifically to the traveler's timeline, right? This tailoring only allows people with deep trans-temporal connections to a traveler to share his/her portal. But you should know all of this, as it is why your doctor and timeguard were chosen for you....as they match your trans-temporal signature.

why not me and the rest of the forum?
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Well, why would Siegmund need to take you anyway? I mean, you ARE a time traveler, right? You do have your OWN means, right? Why should Siegmund take you as a temporal hitchhiker? Trying to save gas money, are you? Cheap bastard!

if you take one you have to take some of the others.
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No, he doesn't, and as I explained above...he can't just take anyone through his portal.

I will pick some of the ones which you should take.
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Who the hell do you think you are? Are you going to start barking orders next? I detect a feeling of jealousy in your statements, Chrono....no doubt jealousy that Siegmund is from far in your future.

RainmanTime-we don't have basements.
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In your time. In our time we do, and they came back into fashion in a big way after your time, what with the increase in chronoradiation from so many time travelers... It's really the only way you can get the right fermentation chemistry for that tromithian ale. At least that is how Zethrod explained it to me.

RainmanTime
 
lol. that is a load of rubbish. can you film you both going forward in time for us? if not then why?


my timeguard were not chosen because of a trans-temporal signature. there is no such thing. that is a load of rubbish.
If I was allowed I could take anyone I wanted with me.


siegmund is not from the future. he is from now.


chronoradiation can be easily made neutral but it does take 1 week using a chrono radiation detector
 
that is a load of rubbish.
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You have obviously never tasted, nor experienced the buzz, of tromithian ale. Besides getting you [censored]'ed up, it has some other interesting effects on human perceptions.

can you film you both going forward in time for us? if not then why?
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For the exact same reason you cannot! If you are really a time traveler, then you not only know why, but you know what happens when you try to film the process. Do you really want me to reveal it for all to read? I mean, what with you being on your secretive mission, and your concern about changing the timeline and all. While Siegmund's mission orders do not have such restrictions, we are sensitive to the time travel controls of your time. If you can get your orders changed, and provide certification of those orders from your time, then we can divulge the reason in public.

chronoradiation can be easily made neutral but it does take 1 week using a chrono radiation detector
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Now you are REALLY being silly and diffuse! The name of the device is "detector". That means it is a passive SENSING device, not an active CONTROL device. Don't forget, I am a control systems engineer, so I know the distinction between such devices. The only way chronoradiation can be neutralized is with a chronoradiation amplifier...and even then it needs to have frequency agility, since each person has different chronoradiation resonance frequencies. This all comes right out of classical closed-loop control theory. And....it doesn't need to take a week. That is an idea that is based in the concept of linear time...which we both know is not the real topology of time.


RainmanTime
 
RainmanTime-siemund (or whoever said they were from the future) said they had no time guards and they weren't on a mission so surely he can show it happening.


The chronoradiation detector send out anti chrono radiation to detect the chrono radiation and in close proximity to the chronradiation it makes it neutral in about 1 week.
I would have thought you would know that.
 
Chrono,

RainmanTime-siemund (or whoever said they were from the future) said they had no time guards and they weren't on a mission so surely he can show it happening.
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Please read and comprehend what I wrote....not what you wish to comprehend. I was pointing out that it was YOUR mission and mission protocols that were at issue here. Ask Creedo about the sacred time travel protocols... I am sure he will tell you how, if one time demands not altering timelines, that all other times that have time travel capability must respect that "prime directive".

Beyond this, you also did not comprehend the real heart of the issue of trying to film someone who is traveling through time. I reminded you of the fact that something very "strange" (from a linear time standpoint) occurs when you attempt to film a time-warp event. Surely, you went through the appropriate time travel training, and you know happens. But to prevent corruption of this timeline, due to the mission protocols from your time, we are not permitted to describe what happens.

The chronoradiation detector send out anti chrono radiation to detect the chrono radiation and in close proximity to the chronradiation it makes it neutral in about 1 week.
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Well, now all that you are exhibiting is that you are a historian who has limited technical knowledge of the devices you make use of. Your description of how this detector (indeed, any detector) works is incorrect. If the detector issued anti chronoradiation, at any level of power, it would reduce the gain of the detector in its ability to detect chronoradiation. This same, global physical phenomenon is true for detection devices in this time. For example, in my business of aircraft control, we use sensors called accelerometers that detect the body-relative accelerations of the airplane. The detected acceleration is used in the closed-loop controls of the automatic pilot to control the airplane. Now....if we were to make the accelerometer emit anti-acceleration, that would reduce both the gain and the bandwidth of the device itself. It would not provide an accurate measure of acceleration, and that would make the autopilot fly the aircraft in an erratic way. The exact same principle is why you are incorrect about how a chronoradiation detector works...if it did, the gain and bandwidth of the detector would be seriously compromised!

No, check with your science officers, and they will confirm that they only way to neutralize chronoradiation is with a chronoradiation amplifier. Again, this is based on the same scientific principles of amplifiers used in the current time.

RainmanTime
 
Chrono, did it ever occur to you, that your controls are rigged to give you false info?

Saying>The people who love you, care for you, sometimes grab you by the scruff of the neck.
The people, who are not with you, that somehow in some way, stay with you.
 
RainmanTime-nothing happens when you film time travel. my children wanted a film of me time travelling but all they could film was me leaving so you can do that.


I know about chrono radiation detectorts and what they do because:

1. I have one with the instructions on the back
2. My time guard is with me tat says I am correct.
3. I have level 3 clearance to know about all time travel technology.


creedo299-only people with great expertise can rig them and engineers test all the equipment out before the mission goes ahead incase it is faulty.
 
nothing happens when you film time travel. my children wanted a film of me time travelling but all they could film was me leaving so you can do that.
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Then go ahead and get that certified mission protocols change I told you that you need. Once that formality is out of the way, Siegmund can show what happens (with a real picture set) when you try to film someone in and around any time warp. It is odd as hell, that is all I can tell you.

Cet the formal cert for us to reveal this info, Chrono, from your supervisors. Then we can crack this nut for the rest of the world and get it out in the open.

I know about chrono radiation detectorts and what they do because:

1. I have one with the instructions on the back
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Cool. Then I would like for you to faithfully reproduce those instructions here on this forum. You don't have to scan it, but I would like you to type them out, in toto, in a response message. You might need another protocol change certification for doing that....you would know better than I, so you should check into it with your timeguard. He holds the mission protocols, I am certain.

2. My time guard is with me tat says I am correct.
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He is bluffing you, because part of his mission protocol is to make sure you REALLY don't know how it works. That is called "need to know" in classified information domains. You have no need to know how it actually works, so his orders are never to tell you, and to lie to you if you get close to the truth. You knowing how it really works would be a violation of mission security protocol. I am certain of this.

3. I have level 3 clearance to know about all time travel technology.
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Only Level 3, huh? Well, that explains a LOT of your mistakes and misconceptions on this board. Level 3 is only "confidential" level data. In my position, I hold a Level 2 clearance that allows me access to data classified "secret". Level 1, of course, is "top secret". Then there are endorsements of what you can, and cannot know, for each level....

So, I have a work badge that puts me at Level 2...I outrank your knowledge, so that explains why you have made such gross errors here. I guess your mission here is not so much to prevent changing this timeline, as it is to POLLUTE this timeline with disinformation, such as that you have spouted here all along.

It all is making sense, now.
RainmanTime
 
Here's Rainman in his "Time Travel" suit. (He didn't really need to wear a "time travel" suit, but he insisted on it. Kind of odd, don't you think?
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RainmanTime-why are you bothered about my mission?
why not just show it?
afterall I am a cave man so it doesn't really matter.


chronoradiation detector instructions.

1. Order device to start
2. The device will start giving out anti chronoradiation automaticaly on level 5.
3. When chronoradiation is found the device will start bleeping.
4. look on screen for how far away the chronoradiation is
5. WARNING: When in close proximity to chronoradiation the anti chronoradiation will make the chronoradiation neutral in 1 week
6. If you do not want neutral chronoradiation then turn the detector down to level 1 so you can still detect it but not make it neutral


I have level 3 clearance which makes me need to know.


lol. it goes level 1 which is at the bottom then level 2 then level 3 all the way up to level 9



Siegmund-that is just a bunch of wires and no one builds time machines that don't beam you anymore.



lol. I have seen that picture on the net when I first got here. now you are definately lying. it was showed to me on a general talk forum (I wasn't talking in the thread, just looking)
 
Wouldn't they see you instantly re-appear if you return a few seconds after you left in their time?
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Technically, yes. But think of it this way: suppose you are on a mission which requires you to remain 1 month in a certain timeperiod. If you come back the same second you left, according to your boss, you would only have worked 1 second /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Now if you come back 8 hours later, you would have worked 8 hours! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Roel
 
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