looking for Time Traveler!!

[Warrior381]

looking for time traveler who can loan time travel device for me and my friends...write to this board thank you. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[chronohistorian]

I doubt a time traveller would do that. the time guards would stop the time traveller giving it to you.

 

[Siegmund]

 

[chronohistorian]

yeah, that is real mature of you.

 

[Rhudey]

And pretending to be a time traveller is more mature? Chrono, what part about sticking to your own forum do you not understand? Then again you don't seem to be able to understand anything else either.

 

[Siegmund]

Yeah... Next year, if you behave, you can sit at the "Big Kids' Table"!

 

[chronohistorian]

Rhudey-Roel van Houten said I am allowed to come to this forum too and I aren't just restricted to that forum. but I am restricted when talking about my own time travels.

I am not pretending anyway.

 

[Warrior381]

I doubt a time traveller would do that. the time guards would stop the time traveller giving it to you.

why would they do that?? what is wrong having a time travel device...I would use it for good and for mankind not for Nazi and those Evil corrupt Government and thule secret Society..and there one world government that this is Evil working with the grey and they use it for evil way.

write back. that must be stop only. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Evil lose..rightouse and Jesus Christ win.

 

[chronohistorian]

they don't want you to have it because you could change history, whether it is in good or bad ways they do not care. they want to keep the time line as it is.

there is no one world government.

the grey aliens are not aliens, they are androids of another alien race.

 

[Siegmund]

I have a confession, chronohistorian: I am actually a time travellor too. I am from the year 456846. In my time we don't have time guards (they were disbanded after mounting allegations of child molestation around the year 7566. Everyone is allowed to time travel, and has personal time travel devices. We usually just use them to go to Euro-Disney though.

Oh, and to watch Superbowl MCXXIV. Cleveland Browns FINALLY WIN!!! W000T!11!!!

You guys can ask me all the questions you want. I promise to reply with some kind of smart ass answer. In the future, being a smart ass means "I wub woo".

 

[Roel van Houten]

I have a confession, chronohistorian: I am actually a time travellor too.

Sieeegmuuunddd... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Call me witty, call me an annoying moderator, but obviously you're posting in the wrong forum like your fellow timetravelers here

Hehe...

Roel



P.S. but while you're here, will Holland win the European Soccer Championships?

 

[Siegmund]

Yes, but not this year.

 

[Warrior381]

they don't want you to have it because you could change history, whether it is in good or bad ways they do not care. they want to keep the time line as it is.

there is no one world government.

the grey aliens are not aliens, they are androids of another alien race.

woe....they want to keep the time line as it is...that sound like they do care about it....you got your fact mix up...but that ok but anyway you got to understand that they want to keep the time line as it is sound like they do care about it..write back. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[chronohistorian]

Siegmund-there are a couple of reasons why I don't believe you:

1. you are always saying I am not a time traveller
2. you can only go back 700 years.
3. in the constitution it says we must have security that protects the time line and that they must not be broken up.



Warrior381-I meant that they do not care about your reasons for wanting to time travel. you will never be allowed.

 

[Siegmund]

Sorry chrono. I come from a time well in advance of your own. Times have changed. Laws have changed. We've had to re-fuel the sun a bunch o' times, and earth is no longer the seat of human power.

Which constitution are you referring to? There have been MANY!

 

[chronohistorian]

lol you are insane.

another reason that I don't believe you is that I am not detecting any chronoradiation other than my own

 

[Rhudey]

That's strange, because my chronoradiation detector has picked up multiple sources Chrono. I think he may be telling the truth.

 

[Siegmund]

Chrono, chrono, chrono. You have to realize that your technology is primitive and obsolete by our standards. We don't emit chronoradiation, just methane.

 

[chronohistorian]

Rhudey-this time doesn't have chronoradiation detectors.
even if you have then the multiple sources will probably be my time guard, doctor and me.


Siegmund-it doesn't matter. every time travel releases chrono radiation. it isn't the technology that does it.

 

[Siegmund]

Your understanding of time travel is obsolete. Dude.. I'm from THOUSANDS of years in YOUR future. We have developed technology that eliminates "chronoradiation". You really should take a more progressive approach.

I am reminded of one of my favorite quotes:

- "When your time is over, don't put your Quadvortical Set in my Oscillating Nebuloteric Phase Distributor (TM)"
- General Zeaphod Beablebrachs III, 4892-5178