I am from the year 2522

I talked with him on yahoo. it was a wierd discussion.

the oddest thing was how he signed off

"gtg cya"

does this sound like the work of a historian? this is nothing but entertainment to me. it's fun to examen someone elses imagination, though
 
Signed off in temporarium in Freud, Sigmund et al's theory and practice to where all charts must be exposed to the state in records if there is a threat show to that entity.

Freud Sigmund, Jung Carl C associates in practice, Vienna Austria.

Stamped, marked, Hadusceus
 
Yeah, I'm not terribly impressed either. But I like to be sure, so I ask questions.. and at this point I'm not really interested in asking any more.
 
I didn't belive it from the start, the year 2522 is a bit far-fetched, if TT was so popular in 2036 then it would have been more public in the next 500 years
 
creedo-I don't know what you are talking about? are you on some kind of medication?


1stBorn-Why do you think I am lying? Is it because I don't know much about science? If so why would the government send a scientist or a mechanic to do a historians work? Wouldn't that be like sending a lawyer to do heart surgery?


Relativity-I thought gtg meant got to go. Am I wrong?


Keven-Why would it be more popular? Wouldn't the government want to stop people from changing history? If not then the government would be incompetant.
 
yes, gtg or g2g does mean got to go. I just would expect somebody from the future to not use such internet jargon, neither a historian.
 
I am clever at history. Why would they send someone good at science or mechanics when they need someone good at history. It makes no sense to send someone good at mechanics when you need a historian.
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I'd probably reccomend sending a sociologist. A historian would see things happening, and think "ah there, it's happened." and that's about it. A sociologist could analyse the event and gain an understanding of 'why' it happened. This would the question that would be far more interesting to time observers.

You should really ask your timeguard to come on here and explain the basics of the time-line. He might be more interesting anyway.

By the way how is your project funded? If it needs more energy than we have available in our time, how does something so big get a go-ahead? You are suppposedly on a information gathering expedition which means that the information is being procured for the public good. Do the public trust something which could inadvertantly end their lives as they know it? I would be quite worried about my government sending a 22 year old back in time, when he has inclenations to telling everyone he meets that he's a time traveller.

Do your Lizarans approve of the use of Time travel?

James
 
I will tell you one more thing that happens very soon.


Britney spears poses nude. She has yet to pose nude. If you have seen her nude then it is a fake.
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Most of history from 1970 to 2150 has been lost. And in the future, 500 years later, historians will be pouring over nude images of Britney Spears - purely in the interest of research of course :D Now we know why you chose to be a historian...

James
 
They sent a historian because some of our history is lost or been changed so we want to get it right so what use would a socologist be?

I can analyse the event and understand why it happened too.

My time guard won't come on here because of his principles and he is getting paid to guard time and not tell people about it.

We still have britney spears nude in my time. You can access her over the internet or download her to have cyber sex with.
 
Sorry, I keep seeing more and more...

well internet jargon hasn't really changed in the future. we still use gtg and g2g
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So although the internet has evolved to voice level, users will say "Gee two Gee" or "Gee Tee Gee" instead of "gotta go" for example?

James
 
sorry. I meant we use gtg over the galaxynet. Over the galxynet we talk to people from different planets (mostly lizarans) and then we have to type however I have never been outside my solar system or spoken to anyone outside my solar system. I know I am missing a lot because I haven't spoken to any aliens.
 
They sent a historian because some of our history is lost or been changed so we want to get it right so what use would a socologist be?
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What use would a historian be? They will have learned about this lost or changed history. Historians don't document history, they record it. Maybe an archiver would be better suited to the job, or a journalist.



I can analyse the event and understand why it happened too.
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Your view will be biased from what you have studied. Are you willing to accept the possibility that everything you have learned is wrong?



My time guard won't come on here because of his principles and he is getting paid to guard time and not tell people about it.
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And you? No principles?



We still have britney spears nude in my time. You can access her over the internet or download her to have cyber sex with.
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How do you know that your pictures are not fake? Why care about a singer from our humble time period? What grotesquery has happened to the female population of 2522?

James
 
sorry. I meant we use gtg over the galaxynet. Over the galxynet we talk to people from different planets (mostly lizarans) and then we have to type however I have never been outside my solar system or spoken to anyone outside my solar system. I know I am missing a lot because I haven't spoken to any aliens.
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So why did you use gtg if you've never used it before?

Do people in your time pretend to be time travellers from your future?

James
 
I might have forgotten the history though. I can't store every piece of info in my head. Historians archive information too. Journalists don't work for the government so they wouldn't be sent.

I am willing to accept anything.

I have principles but I don't think it will scare people to know what will happen. It will just prepare them for it.

We know our pics aren't fake because we have her on record as posing for a lads mag so by that we see her features and copy them into a hologram and upload her.

Most stars from every time period that have posed nude are available to download.

I know people from this era used gtg so I decided to use it. Is that so wrong?

We know that they aren't time travellers because they would have already been caught in my time because a time machine leaves a time trail so if someone went back in time then the time guards would follow and stop it.
 
I have principles but I don't think it will scare people to know what will happen. It will just prepare them for it.
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And what have you prepared us for...?



We know that they aren't time travellers because they would have already been caught in my time because a time machine leaves a time trail so if someone went back in time then the time guards would follow and stop it.
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Sounds like double standards. It's ok for you return to your own history, but a future version of yourself would be caught for returning to his own history...
Besides, I thought the 'machine' only exists in your own time?

James
 
I have prepared you for seeing stuff. It isn't really preparing but I couldn't think of anything else to put it as.

It isn't double standards. Our future would probably never return to us unless they needed something. When they did go to my present my time guards would just observe what they are doing. If they weren't supposed to be there then time guards from the future would take them back.

The time machine does exist in my time however when a time traveller reaches where they are supposed to be then he or she would leave a time trail.
 
Your world in 2522 is pretty strange, even in theory. It sounds too much like our time, except that it's far more advanced with space technology, alien contact etc.

So does it really mean that the bible is wrong? There is no Jesus Christ? What would this mean? All source and thousands of years of religion belif is gone? Is the world really prepared to accept such a thing? Personally, I think only cults would take a stronghold in this to succeed in gethering followers.

Are women still so scrutinized in 2522? What about paranormal stuff like spontaneous human combustion, hollow earth etc? Surely if you are a historian you can tell us more about culture, music, art etc? Does it all die down with religion too? Are there any significant events that affect us on a large scale? Are there things we should know?

Lastly, shouldn't your government send a trained person to come here and of all people why a historian? Shouldn't this be all classified stuff and you shouldn't be here telling people why your here?
 
The bible doesn't have to be wrong. perhaps the future is just wrong about god?

Religion only disappears slowly.

Women have got rqual rights and can do anything they like.

The most popular music in my time is opera but I find it quite boring.

The terrorist attacks on britain effect britain on a large scale.

I am trained in history so I am trained enough.

It is classified but the government of my time say we are allowed to tell people about it but just not face to face because hardly anyone will believe me anyway, This era the people are known not to believe things until they actually see them thats why this era hardly anyone believe in aliens because they haven't seen them.
 
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