Chronohistorian's Thread #1

I could be thinking of linguistics.


1. if you knew the reason for my mission (which is classified) you might understand.


2. doubtful you will ever become a time traveller


3. I said it hasn't changed much


7. look. lets just say you are neutral (which you aren't). if my predictions come true will you believe me.
even if you don't think my predictions will come true all I want is a yes or no answer incase they do (which they will)
 
You promised you were going to go away. And now you've broken your promise. You shouldn't toy with people's emotions like that.

I could be thinking of linguistics.

Well, it's about the only thing where that might actually be true. Of course, if you are talking about linguistics, then you're talking a load of old nonsense, but why break the habit now?

1. if you knew the reason for my mission (which is classified) you might understand.

What is the reason for your "mission"? Boredom? Masochism? Psychotic break? Delusions of grandeur? I suppose having a psychotic break could excuse you passing off three different versions of the same history as if they were the same, and then blaming either your schooling or the whole of reality for the simple fact that you made an error, followed by another one, and that you weren't even knowledgeable enough to even realise that you'd made an error when it was pointed out to you. I think you've certainly got some issues to be worked through.

2. doubtful you will ever become a time traveller

For what I think is only the second time since you started posting, you're absolutely right.

3. I said it hasn't changed much

Yes you did. You also said that it hadn't changed at all. Just one more example of you completely contradicting yourself.

7. look. lets just say you are neutral (which you aren't). if my predictions come true will you believe me.
even if you don't think my predictions will come true all I want is a yes or no answer incase they do (which they will)

I can't tell you what my opinion would be if I was stupid enough to fall for your nonsene, because I don't think that even the cat is that stupid. My opinion on your predictions is, as I've said, that they will not come true because you are an immature liar who isn't good at lying and who doesn't have the imagination or the knowledge base to make his fantasy even remotely convincing. I don't know if I can make that any clearer.

Now, are you going to go away, or what?
 
Chrono

If your mission is secret, you can not talk about it.
Events of your future are secret, you can not talk about it.

What are you doing here? You are clearly not discussing anything of importance and oh.. have anyone notice Chrono's title below his call name. There you can see the accumulation of posts he has and the title he has acquired. Even the lamest post would be considered. So if he keeps it up,. the more we talk to him the more he will accumulate to his little trophy title. That would only be of importance to you Chroni boy.

Until later becomes now.
 
1. my mission is classified.


2. ok


3. I can't have been concentrating when I said it never changed at all.



7. I aren't going away but you will see when my predictions come true.




Transient001-I can tell you that I am here to document some parts of history because it is lost but the reason it is lost is classified.
 
A mission may be interpreted as one's own motive.

Taking that into account, if one's own motive is classified, then good luck on your mission.
I as well, have been known to have a sense of humor, as it relates to me.
 
1. my mission is classified.

Yes. According to your profile you can't tell us because it's "too embarrassing" for the future. Yup, everyone in the future has such a thick skin that you can call them any and every racial or sexual slur under the sun and they'll think it's the height of hilarity...but they give a [censored] how they are percieved by a load of people (who are vastly less intelligent and able to understand things than they are) who will all be dead 500 years before any of the future people are born, and who will never, ever have the slightest chance of knowing who anyone involved was or even of documenting what happened because this period in history has been lost anyway.

Is it just me, or does that seem unlikely, unless everyone in the future is a prissy schoolmarm called Mabel.

3. I can't have been concentrating when I said it never changed at all.

Wow. Concentration must be a real problem for you. And yet, even with this concentration problem, you still found time to post over several pages and over several days saying exactly the same thing. Couldn't concentrate enough to notice that you were making the same mistake over and over again for days on end? Maybe you need glasses?

7. I aren't going away but you will see when my predictions come true.

I will see what when your predictions "come true"? Is that a threat?
 
1. well it isn't embarrasing but I couldn't think of another word.


7. it is not a threat. when my predictions come true you will see that I am from the future because you said the predictions that I made will never come true so it is obvious if they do come true I will be from the future.
 
1. well it isn't embarrasing but I couldn't think of another word.

More evidence of the articulateness of future acadamia?

Have you ever heard of the words "mission statement"?

when my predictions come true you will see that I am from the future[...]

No I won't, because your predictions are not going to come true, because you are not from the future. I thought I'd said that already. Is this yet another simple thing that you "don't understand"?
 
if my predictions come true will you eat your underpants and film it so we can watch it if you are so sure that none of my predictions will come true? incase you don't know I aren't being silly, I am making a bet.
 
Of course not.

As you've already more than proven that you're nothing that you claim to be, are you going to film yourself doing the same? Or, preferably, just leave?
 
"Of course not"

so you believe that my predictions could come true then.


"As you've already more than proven that you're nothing that you claim to be, are you going to film yourself doing the same? Or, preferably, just leave"

if none of my predictions come true then you will have 100% proof that I am not from the future (but I am from the future) and I will even say I am not from the future and I might even leave.


so is it a deal or do you believe that my predictions might come true?
 
so you believe that my predictions could come true then.

Okay, I'll bite for this charade. List them.

I want dates, and I want specifics. If I remember rightly, one of your predictions is "there will be a civil war in Iraq". Let me tell you that that's less convincing than Nostradamus, Mother Shipton, or even SOLLOG. There will be civil war in Iraq at some point in the next 500 years? Wow, good guess. You could make a good, strong case for there being civil war in Iraq as we speak, depending on how you define the term "civil war". So, yes, I want specifics.

And, yes, I believe that it's possible that a more full-scale civil war will happen in Iraq (although, with the recent statements by Ayatollah Sistani and Maj. Gen. Mohammed Abdul-Latif make that seem far less likely (you no doubt know, keeping up to date with all the news as you are)). But, no, in no way would that happening make me believe that you are from the future because you have "predicted" that, at some unspecified point in time in the next 500 years, there would be a civil war in Iraq. I'll say it again, if I was that stupid, I probably wouldn't even be able to type.

if none of my predictions come true then you will have 100% proof that I am not from the future

Actually, you may not realise it, depending on how clever and/or self-aware you are, but I already have 100% proof that you're not who or what you claim you are. Long since. You seem unable to comprehend this, but it doesn't make it any less true.

I will even say I am not from the future and I might even leave.

You might as well just do that already.
 
I will even say I am not from the future and I might even leave.


Wow /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Chronohistorian. Now that is the most believable thing you have said since you have started posting. Now will you follow the action you have stated above?

Trollface- I enjoy reading you posting refuting anything Chronohistorian has to say. You have been doing a great job on that. But Chronohistorian is a person ......errr child that wants attention and is trying to get some on this board. What should we do about him? Ignore Chronohistorian and he will faded away like a bad dream.


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p.s. I never believed you nor anyone on this board has. if someone does believe you let them speak for themselves.
 
i think that chrono needs to stop saying hes from the future and start talking about some other topics like time travel (from a non futuristic term).

but if the pope dies and bill gates' daughter is president withing 50 years and the first person on mars is a female from the year 2025 then i will believe that you are from the future. you also seem to know alot of things about our time considering that you came to learn from us. also why do you have to leave in 8 years?? you say that if you dont then you will become insane. if you ask some people in these forumns then 75% will say that you are already there. but why do you have to go back in 8 years.
 
don't know the exact dates. this is what my mission is for:


1. civil war in iraq. within 5 years
2. civil war in zimbabwe. within 7 years
3. big ben gets hit by a small ptrivate plane and there are 3 other terrorist attacks on the uk and then britain have martial law for three months. within 7 years
4. the pope dies either this year or next year
5. britney spears will pose nude within 2 years
6. an asteroid or nuke will hit russia killing 3 million people in 2007
7. ossama bin laden will be caught and then islamic radicals will free him. very close to the time that iraq goes into civil war.
8. namibia will go like zimbabwe is now. within 3 years


you do not have proof. you just think I am not from the future. no one can have 100% proof.


atn57-trollface is refuting even the things that have a possibility of coming true and he won't even say what he will do if they do come true.


I leave in 2012 because I have been here 9 years then because I came here November 11th 2003. if I stay here 10 years I could go insane or die.

bill gates daughter becomes president in the 2030s
 
1. civil war in iraq. within 5 years

As I said, this is hardly a prediction. It's pretty much the case now.

2. civil war in zimbabwe. within 7 years

Again, it's not like this is exactly a revalatory prediction. Seeing as it's going that way now.

Civil war looming to topple Mugabe

TREVOR GRUNDY

ZIMBABWE is sliding towards civil war as democracy activists lose patience with attempts to oust president Robert Mugabe from power peacefully, opposition leaders claimed last night.

Good "prediction".

3. big ben gets hit by a small ptrivate plane and there are 3 other terrorist attacks attacks on the uk and then britain have martial law for three months. within 7 years

Who is responsible? Terrorist attacks on Britiain aren't exactly unusual. If there are only 4 in the net 7 years, I'll count us very lucky. As for going after Big Ben, no chance. Why would they? The Houses of Parliament, Number 10, or MI5 HQ, maybe.

4. the pope dies either this year or next year

Wow. That's about as inane as if you'd said that Cliff Richard will release a single next Christmas. The Pope is a 84 year old man who has been suffering from Parkinson's disease for at least between 9 and 14 years. Back in 2000 his doctors were saying that it would be a miracle if he survived the year. No, this in no way counts as a prediction.

5. britney spears will pose nude within 2 years

I think that's wishful thinking on your part.

6. an asteroid or nuke will hit russia killing 3 million people in 2007

It's possible I suppose. It's not quite the specifics I was asking for, though, is it?

7. ossama bin laden will be caught and then islamic radicals will free him. very close to the time that iraq goes into civil war.

Again, it's possible, but it's hardly what I'd call a prediction that would validate anything you've said.

8. namibia will go like zimbabwe is now. within 3 years

See the response to the Zimbabwe bit. And the Cliff Richard comment. Zimbabwe, Namibia, the Congo, Angola, Rwanda and Uganda have had civil wars or have been on the brink of civil war for decades now. I even said as much in one of my first posts on this board, before you'd made any of these predictions (that I had seen) and cited the conflicts in exactly that region as the reason why I couldn't accept a prediction of a civil war somewhere like that as evidence of someone being from the future. what you've said here, under the guise of making a prediction is "Namibia will continue in exactly the same fashion as it has for more than 20 years". Well...well done and thank you for your insight.

So, no, not a single one of these is remotely non-vague enough to count as a proper prediction (well, those that are are just stupid), and, no, I will not believe you if they come true. The sun even shines on a dog's backside some days.

Give me a non-vague prediction of something that will happen within the next week. Between now and the 27th. And this has to be something non-vague.

you do not have proof.

See? I said you'd be too unintelligent or unself-aware to even realise it.
 
3. muslim fanatics are resposible



5. why? so you think she will never pose nude?


6. what specifics do you want to know? the after effects? sheep are born with 5 legs and not just in russia.


8. I am talking about namibians will get white farmers off their own land and claim it for themselves.


I cannot give you a prediction up to the nearest week because the history is lost
 
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