Chronohistorian's Thread #1

Chrono' Is the Goliath, a type of large self propelled robot, that was once used for military conflicts?

These units are about fifty foot in hight, have a proton cannon held right.And are self inteligent to their mission goals.

Five hundred was the actual number of manufacture, but only four hundred were put online.
 
creedo.. listening to you all this time has made me wonder.. are you from the future? i would rather believe that you are then chrono.
 
Chrono and creedo walk down the steps.

Chrono, let me get in.back of you?

Chronos ask, Why?

Creedo says trust me?

Creedo then ask Chrono to bend over.

Chrono does.

The Creedo ask Chrono to spread his legs apart and stick his hands between his legs, so that Creedo can grasp them.

Chrono does and they lock hands.

Now Chrono says, "This will take trust my friend, forget about the fart danger.

With Chrono bent over and Creedo firmly clasping Chronos hands, they now begin to walk down the steps.

Careful my friend, Chrono reminds Creedo.

At halfway down the steps everything looks good, but wait, Chrono almost trips, but they straighten it out.

They are now at the bottom of the steps.They are done and both stand up.

Amazing' simply amazing! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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This is very interesting, how did you terraform Pluto?

1. How did you raise the temperature of the planet?
2. How do you maintain this temperature since it is so far from the sun?
3. How did you produce the necessary environment that people could inhabit?
4. Why did you do it?
5. Is it always winter?
6. What problems did melting ice produce?
7. What other planets have you terraformed? are there colonies on Jupiter and Saturn as well?
 
at least you have some believers...
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OMG that made my day! that is hilarious!

One thing that disturbes me, there is a rumour that during interrogation, Sadam Hussein mentioned something about an intelligence individual by the name of chronohistorian helping to "remove" the weapons of mass destruction from Iraq. Chrono, if this is true, what is your real mission, it sounds very sinister to me.
 
Canon-that man is later discharged from the army. I know it isn't real what you wrote.


Rhudey-
1. I think we raised the core temperature
2. the core temperature and other things
3. terraforming
4. people needed somewhere to go on skiing holidays.
5. yes
6. a bit more water I would think
7. we terraformed venus. venus and pluto are all we terraformed.



Canon-no


Rhudey-oh yeah I am an iraqi (sarcasm)
 
How did you terraform Venus since there is no water on that planet? How did you get rid of the dense gasses surrounding the planet? Please don't tell me by terraforming, give me a better explanation than that!
 
Rhudey-when the terraforming is finished it always rains for a long time. we don't know why but it just happens.


I don't know how we got rid of the gases because I am not a scientist
 
So what you are saying is that you "terraform" a planet, then it rains water miraculously enough to produce oceans and lakes, but youre scientists and engineers don't know why, it just does. Hmm, this seems very likely indeed.
 
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