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Copy>Godzilla caught masturbating on Japanese T.V.
By Ken O'Hara, JPC News Staff:
Much to the chagrin of the Japanese population viewing their sets, there was an uninterrupted three minute unbridled sequence, showing Godzilla, Masturbating on the shores of Sagami Bay.
The director and film production crew, of Godzilla Inc. could not be reached for comment, as millions of Japanese sat before their screens, aghast at the artful exploration of Godzilla's giant hands, over its most private parts.
The regulation agency that controls any obscenity on Japan's national air ways, is most stringent that scenes such as personal self exploration, made of large radioactive super dinosaurs, does not get out to an underage viewing audience.
There was a tale, that people placed high in Japanese government, were at one time having sexual congress. However' this was an unsubstantiated rumor and the file footage from this event, was replaced by five minutes of Kinpenco's Band Muffins, a favorite bakery treat in Japan.
The first minute of this now government sequestered film shows a playful Godzilla, skipping along Sagami Bay's harbor shores.
The very next minute shows Godzilla sitting down, but somehow its hands slip to the frontal groin area and from there it seems that nature took over.
Minnie Yakozowa of the better Television Alliance in Japan has said, "There is no stinking big lizard, is going to ruin the morals and decency of Japan's young, by petting its thingy on Japan's televised networks".
The Japanese government has seized the footage and are now attempted an apologetic mitigation, with Godzilla Inc Productions.It seems for a moment that Godzilla has lost face in the eyes of the Japanese viewing public.
Godzilla could be reached through a giant lizard interpretation and only gave the comment, "If that babe at the super-bowel can show a her mammies and the FCC just slaps their hands, as it was planned, then I can pet my curmudgeon.
Godzilla went on further to say, "It was an accident. How was I supposed to know that the cameras were rolling"?
Please note to all Godzilla fans, that this accidental showing of Godzilla's more personal side, may not affect the new movie now in production, which shows Godzilla getting along better with the Japanese Navy.