...Will it be... Highlander 2? (There can be only One! ...or, perhaps, two sequels?)
Will it be...Grease 2? (Like many a terrible sequel, this one falls down on simple maths, as it tries to rehash the original without the talent, energy or essential ingredients that made the first one a hit. )
Will it be BENEATH The Planet of the Apes? (In which there's a proper END to the idea of any more sequels built into the story - as indeed there was to the original story! ...until we can think up a time-twisting, commercially-lead solution to the problem of no more sequels...i.e: ESCAPE from the Planet of the Apes, CONQUEST of the Planet Of the Apes and BATTLE for the Planet of the Apes)
Will it be the odious Sex in the City 2? Where the commercial necessity of a sequel DESTROYS not only any vague artistic credibility but also any
moral credibility (Not, to be fair, that there was much of that to begin with)
Will it be Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest? (Unnecessarily complication of the plot puts the brakes on any real fun.)
Will it be Beethoven's 2nd? (Silly shaggy dog story gets shaggier and sillier?)
Will it be Escape from LA? (Cool, low budget original idea scuppered by poor low budget and shitty sequel idea)
Will it be Highlander II: The Quickening? (This oddity just complicates things further, frequently contradicting its predecessor in a derivative future setting. )
Will it be The Lost Boys: The Tribe? (Just about everything gets a downgrade in quality)
Will it be Blues Brothers 2000? (None of the goofy charm that made the original such fun, and the big set pieces feel forgettably shallow)
Will it be Speed 2? (Unable to summon any of the tension, thrills or wow factor of the earlier high-concept hit)
Will it be American Psycho II? (Gone is any satire, tension and black humour. What we're left with is a reputation-tarnishing stinker attached to the original by only a tacked-on intro)
Just saying