I am from the year 2522

THIS IS YOUR HOST.... KAINE HARRISON!

*cheers in the background*

I am the new guy here *bows down*. my religion is extrarian and I am here for another month until I am taken over by someone else. I met Brick. He taught me the basics of this computer. Quite a large thing dont you think?

I got here last night. I didn't want to come here because I aren't getting paid. The government thought it would be a good experience for us. Stupid fascists.

I have read part of what Brick said and I have to say that our language has changed. We both only know the language from here because we got it downloaded into our brain which pushes out our language until we get that downloaded back. I don't know why Brick didn't know this. Perhaps it was his first time getting information downloaded into his brain.

Just like Brick I am finding it hard to type. Don't you guys think it would be a good idea to put the letters on the letter board in alphabetical order? that would be logical and much more user friendly.

I will be here on and off for the next month until I am replaced.

 
>>>"Just like Brick I am finding it hard to type. Don't you guys think it would be a good idea to put the letters on the letter board in alphabetical order? that would be logical and much more user friendly."<<<

No Quite the opposite in fact. Many of the keys are laid out in a logical pattern and make it easier to navigate after a while.

Anyway, tell us about your religion. I am interested in what you will come out with.

I don't really say either way i do or don't believe chrono. Send me your email address over Private Message.

 
I'm sorry but is this just for a bit of fun ?

I respect people and their beliefs but to 'leave' then get bored and come back as another guy, I mean please.

however if we all accept this it is fun asking stuff and reading your answers.

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I want to believe, I have an open mind and a comfy chair.

 
My religion is extrarian which means we think aliens created planet earth and all the other planets that earth knows about. They also populated these planets with different lifeforms. They gave the life forms the ability to evolve, adapt and think for themself.

We believe they have since moved on from our part of the universe to populate other cultures and teach them understanding.

We believe in reincarnation of the soul and that our soul is always learning for our next life. The soul always remembers past lives and knows perfection because it has been in the relm of perfection for a short period of time and witnessed true perfection.

This is not a bit of fun. I don't want to be here.

I don't think Brick could come back because of the war, similar to my dad. My dad is a policeman but because of lack of military police he was drafted into the military police

 
Search for term extrarian http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=extrarian&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab=

All Espaniol and yes that's funny?

Thought;Wouldn't it be funny, aside from the fun on this board, if Chrono were really a real person sent back from the future, in order to see how we treated people from not only other times, but other places in the universe?

Maybe what they are doing here, is testing our reactions only?

This would be like an innocent kid walking into an alley and saying to a bunch of hardened gang members, "Hi fellas, anyone here want to be friends"?

The afterthought is what I don't like to contemplate here.

 
creedo299-I don't speak spanish.

I would probably think the same way as you as the Lizaran ambassador's son will be coming in a couple of months.

OvrLrdLegion-saying I was here for a month didn't sound correct so I put a=another

 
"I would probably think the same way as you as the Lizaran ambassador's son will be coming in a couple of months."

Oh great, so when 'you' go back to 'the future' we'll be treated to 'you' masquerading as the 'Lizaran ambassador's son', but using your 'chronohistorian' sign-on and treating us to more utter rubbish?

You've had a week or so off, but like a drug, you couldn't keep away from this message board, eh, 'Brick'?

Go on, lets see what total trash you come out with to impress the 12 year old Star Trek fans who frequent this 'forum' - I also liked the 'stupid fascists' you wrote about - been reading my posts have we?

Gnarflax!

 
"I am not lizaran I am human "

God's death, are you a total NADSAT or do you just work at it?

Chronic-historian, judging by the crass ineptitude of your many laborious previous messages I suspect you are not a time traveller, but an anorak-wearing geek named Kevin.

You are now expecting us to believe you are some other person from the future who has access to the 'previous' Chronohistorian's password and ID. After treating us to more moronic Fedrox nonsense as this new person, you will then disappear and reappear as the 'Lizardan' or whatever imaginary alien race it is Ambassador's son. Once again, you will use the Chronohistorian ID.

Your posts are total rubbish - why do you keep going on about religion all the time for one thing? By the 25th century atheism is the norm, there is no need to believe in invisible sky pixies - science has closed the gaps in most of our knowledge. Are you a choir boy in your real 21st century existence?

Please GO, you fake!

 
I was given it by brick. he thought it might be a good experience for us.

I know that atheism is the norm but there are still religious people. I have 2 that I know.

my religion doesn't require a god

 
ChronoTrigger, what's up, hey if you ever want to be known as the dude with the sort of believable story you gotta do what Titor did and produce some photos, documents etc. I see you as a joke and I bet most people do.

Anyway about your religion, I know of some religious people that don't require a god, atheists who believe that nothing was there before the big bang for example, there's no proof one way or the other yet they believe in that theory as if it was their religion. Scientologists and plenty other hollywood religions don't have gods either.

- Raz

 
"I am not bothered if you don't believe me. I am here for a month. what interest would I have in convincing you? "

Chronohistorian, since you're latest creation is 'only here for a month' please stop posting.

Or at least treat us to the 'Terminator' style 'Robot Revolution' story on the 'Chronohistorian from 2522' website.

As I'm actually from that era please state why you have never once used the term 'Nadsat' which is a common insult, 'Glarfang' which is another or even the commonly used expletive 'God's Death' which came into use after the fall of 'The Legion Of Light' in 2499 which was, lets face it, the end of 'The Defenders Of The Faith' in what used to be Utah. You appear to know none of this vernacular while spouting Fedrox about some invented 'Lizardan' alien race.

Furthermore I take umbrage with your assertion that a faded middle class bourgeois music like Opera is popular in my era when the Great Class Wars of the 23rd century eradicated most of this nonsense from the common psyche - do you not remember the holopics of the rioters chanting 'Beneath The Pavement The beach!' before Manhattan's demolition? Or is it that you were never there at all in the future for this to be a past event?

I suggest to you that you are a 13 year old from the early 21st century and opera is what mummy and daddy like, as you appear to have little experience of the world with which to base your fantasies. Am I right?

 
I only know about this website that is about Brick.

The language you speak means nothing to me, either because it doesn't exist or because the dowbloading of information made me forget that.

If you were from my time how are you here? the time guards should have stopped you.

The lizaran race is not invented, it is a real race so do not insult them by saying they are fake.

There has been no great class war.

You are correct about the thirteen year old part but I am from 2523. My parents don't like opera but most people seem to do.

 
Riiight

You don't know popular vernacular 'or it didn't get downloaded'???

You don't even know about The Great Class War?????????

There is no 'opera' obsession!!! Are you INSANE??

And what do you mean 'The Time Guards would've stopped me'? YOU claim to be here and they didn't stop you, the fact that I am here means they didn't stop me and, you Nadsat, the reason for that is BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY 'TIME GUARDS'!

What are they supposed to do if they did exist? Float around in limbo waiting for time travellers? I've never heard such Fedrox

Your imaginary stories would be more fun if you actually had a decent imagination.

Sadly, you have two brains, one of which is lost, while the other is out looking for it.

God's death 'Chrono-historian', stop being such a NAMSAT and wake up to yourself

 
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