You are ALL WRONG

jimmy, your story was really good, up until the point where it started getting unbelievable.
i suggest you try your hand in science fiction writing.
give us 1 piece of proof and im sure you will make everyone here feel like idiots,if not, im sure everyone here will continue to bash you.
and is it me or is seattle like a time travel hotspot?!

also, anyone with the knowledge that you supposedly have would be a much more calmer person than you... unless they thought they were superior,in which case, would be a bad mistake here as these people have far more free time than you... i can tell by your posts :P
 
>>If the moon didn't rotate, we wouldn't be seeing the same side of it every time.<<

Exactly.

"The Moon is in synchronous rotation, meaning that it keeps nearly the same face turned toward Earth at all times. Early in the Moon's history, its rotation slowed and became locked in this configuration as a result of frictional effects associated with tidal deformations caused by the Earth."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon

As to your other inane posts... you're simply not worth the effort to correct.

Jimmy Earth- you are now 100% done. Nice knowing ya. Any posts you post from now on will only draw attention to the mods to kick you off this site.

Have a nice day
 
Thank you Jmpet for making me look like the bad guy, like always, and thank you Jimmy for insulting my writing style. When you learn how to communciate in two different languages, fluently, then you come talk to me. I try my best, no need to critize.
 
>>Thank you Jmpet for making me look like the bad guy, like always, and thank you Jimmy for insulting my writing style. When you learn how to communciate in two different languages, fluently, then you come talk to me. I try my best, no need to critize.<<

1. It was actually a compliment to you.
2. I had the oppourtunity to learn a second language and chose not to, so I ended up just barely passing French and Latin. I chose early on to master one language than be mediocre in two.
3. I already apologized for naming you: >>I knew my crediting Jose for the story would invariably bring out the real cuplrit, and here you are, Bijhan.<<
 
Compliment to me? How?
Medicore in two? I doubt it, you can understand me pretty well...I would say my english isn't bad at all.
You apologized? How is that an apology exactly? If I didn't know you I would say you were stating that you did well by incriminating me in order to get someone else to step up and tell the truth about his/her true identity. Or am I wrong? Apologizing is when you regret what you did, here you don't seem to regret it.

Oh...and I thought I was mediocre on this language.
 
An interesting narrative. You are obviously a well-read and articulate kid, but your story doesn't really hold up to scrutiny.

The main point where it falls apart, at least to my thinking, is this...

Time and space are absolute. THE timeline has been altered and the is no ALTERNATE timeline. And the Binx race has been dead for millions of years already, the Lu'Pan destroyed them in the PAST

Without a "multiple worlds" (i.e., branching timelines) framework, this is an unresolveable paradox. If there is one fixed timeline, how could the Binx rescue you if they've been extinct for eons? This is basically the Grandfather Paradox on a large scale.

Also, the whole story reads like young adult fiction: an unsuspecting ordinary kid plucked from his normal life and plunged -- all Harry Potter-like -- into a world of space pirates and seductive cyborg assassins and is made into a Lt. Commander in the Space Navy of Cuddly Blue Ewoks. It is less compelling than John Titor's (equally fake) story due to (a) the sheer ridiculousness of the tale, and (b) the lack of a socially-relevent message.
 
Dude you are soo funny!!! Looks like i am reading a manual script from the cartoon show, ready FUTURAMA!!! Thats right, the one with crazy dr. Zoidberg, leila, fry, bender, amy, and of course the crazy profossor who took some of some chronotons to make a team to take on the infamous globe trotters!!! So, u know its ok to dream but u need to seriousally get ur head examined...
 
To find the Yoorach homeworld, point at Proxima Centauri, then move 1.74 degrees towards Galactic North. It is about 3.7622 light years past Proxima Centauri.

Are you sure about these numbers? Somehow they don't make sense to me.
 
Oh, silly me... I've just read Jimmy's post on the other thread, in which he admitted the hoax.

So you can forget my feeble debunking attempt. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
where i come from it's something you urinate into!...he he he...sorry but i can't take this crap seriously....l.o.l. i don't expect you to know all about time travel....which is intself suspicious to me. millions of people fly around the globe but most of them don't have a clue about the science that keeps them in the air whilst doing it...apart from combustion engines...that's about it. sounds to me like you have no faith in your own species or knowledge of pharmacology as any race would plunder earth's eco system looking for new drugs...or doesn't anybody get sick anywhere else...and if not drugs then biological weapons.............there are many many things this planet has to offer another race so i don't quite believe a word of it. christ.....how the hell did you not infect any of your friends with a human condition....don't tell me...none of our ailments can cross the species barier?????????? do they not drink or need water?????????/ even that alone is reason enough to come to earth...just to steal water......or minerals...metals.........you don't disregard a planet without decades of study of every aspect and there will always be something you can use.....always......hmmmmmmmm....i'm too bored to go on.....

write a script or learn to make friends!

bealie
 
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