A better Disneyland, or let's all please go to Iraq:
{Please don't talk about love tonight, please don't talk about your sweet lovin.
I like the nightlife, I've got to boogie, on the disco-riiide, oh" yees.}
From, Song of same name, I like The Nightlife.\\
Oh Olly, please tell me where it says Iraq is much like Disneyland?
I can only recant to the very first of the Jurassic Park movies, where Dr, Ian Malcolm, is laying on a utility table, hidden in a safe and secure bunker, as all of the dinosaurs, through the process of greed, have escaped from the containment paddocks.
Malcolm, Yes John'... but the Pirates of the Caribbean don't eaat the tourist/, when they come to visit.\
Iran is wonderful.
Fill those international flights now and book American families to tour and wander these streets, complete with sunglasses, shorts and road maps.
AMERICAN FAMILY VISITING IRAQ:
Excuse me Mr, Achmeed, could you tell me how much those rocket-looking things are, at your bazaar?
Yes, the ones with the pistol grips and the funny after-tube?
One hundred American?
Well' I bet that these RPG things, make pretty explosions, when you shoot them yup into thre air?
I'll take two of them and we'll celebrate our trip here to Iraq, tonight!