Randi the time traveler

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jmpet

Quantum Scribe
I think it's time me and indazona told you what's been going on. Several months ago we were contacted by Randi. Randi is a time traveler from 40 years in the future. She came back to this time to warn us of events that are going to pass and affect us all. But Randi can't post on this forum- it would violate reality and we would all die. So instead, Randi has been emailing me and indazona predictions of events before they happen as proof, and she has been right about everything.

Here is one of Randi's messages from a few days ago:

"I see many things happening in the near future. I see Schwartzenegger breaking his leg while skiing...I see Bono getting knighted by the queen... I see the US slapping sanctions on Iran. These things will all happen within the week. I have spoken."

The funny part is she sent this email to me and indazona A WEEK AGO!!! I just checked todays news and all of this stuff just happened!

This is proof enough for me and indazona that Randi is indeed a time traveling psychic predicting magician wizard time traveler. Indazona was not as believing as I was at first, but Randi predicted Indazona wouldn't believe at first. AMAZING!

I was just going through my old mail and saw this one from Randi- "On the night before Christmas you will wear blue jeans, grey socks and a t-shirt." Looking in a mirror... SHE WAS RIGHT!

If anyone has any questions for Randi, feel free to ask me or Indazona- Randi has given us permission to speak for her. You ask us, we ask Randi and we'll tell you what she said.

Randi also made some predictions about tomorrow's news events- some of it is shocking. Me and Indazona already have these predictions, we'll post them tomorrow after they happen as proof that Randi is real.

Finally, Randi wants us to open "The Church of Randi" and wants us to be head pastors to this organization. Randi also wants everyone that reads this to PayPal us money to help with our mission to spread the word of Randi.

ALL HEIL RANDI!
 
Oh yeah- Randi also tell us that Zeshua is a phony. And since we believe Randi, and since Randi has shown us proof that she is real, we believe Randi and not Zeshua.

RANDI HAS SPOKEN!

ALL HEIL RANDI!!!
 
Now you've gone and done it. Do you remember what Randi predicted would happen if you let the cat out of the bag? Terrible devastation, war, bloodshed, and she even predicted that Starbucks will start charging extra for using non-fat milk! Egads what a future we are in store for. But I still think Randi's best prediction is what happens to Peter Novak and his "Team Zeshua". I can't wait for that one to happen. By the way, the bird cage is all clean now and Patton wasted no time in starting a new mess.
 
jmpet,

Finally, Randi wants us to open "The Church of Randi" and wants us to be head pastors to this organization. Randi also wants everyone that reads this to PayPal us money to help with our mission to spread the word of Randi.
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Randi is the time traveller from the future who has been telling me and indazona stuff. Randi also invented Zeshua as a hoax and admitted it was pretty dumb. Randi offers no proof of her existence, you just have to believe.

She has sent me and indazona several private messages with predictions and we believe her. Most recently, Randi predicted James Brown's death. Randi also says DISASTER LOOMS so be warned- if anything bad happens, Randi predicted it with her prediction.

Randi said it's dumb wasting your time on Zeshua because Zeshua was something Randi created as a hoax. Randi also said give me your money.

HEIL RANDI!!!
 
Randi predicted that some would come here and ridicule the word of Randi. So Randi told us to deprive you of Randi's original revelations about Zeshua.

HAIL RANDI!
 
Randi predicted that some would come here and ridicule the word of Randi. So Randi told us to deprive you of Randi's original revelations about Zeshua.

HAIL RANDI!
 
Randi predicted that some would come here and ridicule the word of Randi. So Randi told us to deprive you of Randi's original revelations about Zeshua.

HAIL RANDI!
 
Randi predicted that some would come here and ridicule the word of Randi. So Randi told us to deprive you of Randi's original revelations about Zeshua.

HAIL RANDI!
 
LOL! Can anyone say IMATURE?!?! Omg!! I am probably way younger than you and I wouldn't do such a stupid thing. Dude get a life will ya? Just go out...do you know there is a sun? Thats what gives light to the world! Have you ever seen it?!? Probably not since you are probably 30 years old, stuck in your parents basement with nothing better to do than post in this forum. You really need a life bro...it is good you know, one really enjoys it. I am not normally like this, but when it comes to insulting some of my friends...thats it for me.

It was cool that you two had a good conversation, discussing your OPINIONS about Zeshua in the other thread and all that but to come up and mock us by making up a thread like this is freaking stupid and way out of the line. You two are retarded, I am sure there is a better word but right now I can't come up with it.

You know this is the kind of thing that happened when Jesus came? No one really believed him...but in the end he was Jesus wasn't he? Now...OPEN MINDED people like us give this type of time travelers a chance. We are in doubt whether she is real or not, of course we are. But we still keep an open mind, because no one is guilty untill proven so...and she hasn't been debunked yet.

So please...go out....get some sunlight or something, meet people face to face...do something, but just get a freaking life dude!
 
1. Zeshua is not Jesus. Do you know that?
2. These are opinions and are as valid as yours.
3. Randi predicted you'd write this. Here's what she wrote:

"Yea- I see many things in your distant past. I see yeyeman9 as one of the unbelievers and so I sayeth onto you- cast out thy eye, foul servant- no way Jose- thy WarCry is over!!!

If you don't believe in Randi that is fine, but don't insult our beliefs just as you don't like people attacking Zeshua. The truth is that Randi's story makes just as much sense as Zeshua's with two big differences:

1. Randi said she is really Zeshua and Zeshua is a hoax.
2. Randi correctly predicted James Brown's death, unlike Zeshua who got the Pope's death wrong.

ZEIG HAIL RANDI!
 
PS- Randi told me and indazona to reply to all Zeshua-related issues here in Randi's own forum. This is because everytime Randi makes a prediction (and we bump this thread to post it), it is more power to Randi the wonderful, the spiritual... the mystical.
 
PPS- Randi also told me and indazona that yeyeman9's email address is [email protected]. That's kinda funny- don't you think? Especially when Zeshua's email is [email protected]

Of course I didn't believe Randi, then Randi said "do a Google search of yeyeman9 and look at the 19th hit". I did this and guess what it was-

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Hello - Page 20 - Thoughtgasm Forums
I am open to help you in any type of way, email me: [email protected] THanks for your time, your patience, and your gratitude, Yeyeman9 ...
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I said I still don't believe you Randi- there's no way Zeshua is really yeyeman9. That is such a dumb and retarded thing to do, especially since yeyeman9 is one of the most vocal proponents for Zeshua- one of the people declaring Zeshua is real.

Then Randi said "Oh really? Look here:
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49751

I said "the link dosen't work. Then Randi said

"Hereith is the link for the book yeyeman9 wrote:
http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/ItemDetail~bookid~42029.aspx"

And when I did, I say yeyeman9 had already written a time travelling story!
 
And yet more that Randi predicted and told to me and jmpet:

"One will come on Christmas Day who will reinterpret one of Zeshua's anagrams. They will have just read a recently released report about Iran's oil problem. Do not be fooled. The worshippers of Zeshua still do not have this anagram correctly solved. I have spoken."

And true to form, Randi is right on again:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/25/iran.oil.ap/index.html

It really does seem to me that Randi knew about things even before Zeshua did.
 
T.T.E.D.: Time Travel Enforcement Department

Jose Manuel Ramos Alonso

"In the year 3015, Alex will save many lives in his time-traveling work. One of the lives saved will change his own life forever. Alex will have to face his worst fear, a time traveler who wants to kill him. Will Alex be able to save himself from his enemy?"

About the Author
José is a young and passionate man. He is interested in the unexplainable, especially when it comes to time traveling and the likes. He is from Puerto Rico and this is his first book, which is inspired by a true event in his life.
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What true event in your life led you to write this book about time travelling?

Your first chapter is 466 words. How many chapters are in the book?

Is your offer to autograph the first 100 copies on Conspiracy Cafe sold still valid?
 
Please Id like to know what happens between Israel and Iran in the month of May 2007

Specifically Iran’s nuclear program
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Zeshua has nothing to do with my book. The true event is something else, I met a guy that supposibly worked for that agency set in that year. That is what inspired me to write the story.

That is a mere prologue if you will. It has 16 chapters, it is 140 pages long.

I might stick to autographing it to some not all of them. Those that I feel like they diserve it.

And if there is really a Randi then sorry. But I am sure there is none and that you are just moking us. Thank you for advertising my book...you should buy yourself a copy.

PS. And now you are claiming I am Zeshua?? Lol!! You are hilarious...and I dont understand that thing from Thoughtgasm...iluminate me?
 
Funny- your MySpace site states you're 17 years old. So when did this "other time traveller story which inspired this novel" happen? And why have you never mentioned this here- you think meeting a time traveller and writing a book about it is something you'd bring up in a time travelling website.

So it's mere coincidence both you and Zeshua share the same obscure ISP, and coincidence both you and Zeshua were on Thoughtgasms.com at the same time, then anomolies.net at the same time and now again both here at TTI.com at the same time, right?

And it's also a coincidence that although Zeshua's story does not make sense we still have you here supporting it, right?

And it's also a coincidence that you have a history of making up time travelling stories and Zeshua is a time traveller in need of a believer, right?

And I suppose it's also a coincidence that you're also an astral travelling, mind altering psychic, right- just like Zeshua, right?

>>and I dont understand that thing from Thoughtgasm...iluminate me?<<

You were a poster there- how could you have forgotten that?
 
Here's another amazing coincidence. You were a regular poster here from 12/30/04 until 2/22/05 when you left this site for a month. 2/22/05 is the same day Zeshua registered on this website and Zeshua's first batch of predictions- 2/25/05 to 3/8/05- all happened while you were away.

In other words, the same day yeyeman9 left this site, Zeshua registered for this site.

You reappeared on this website on 3/28/05 to regularly post again until 4/11/05. Zeshua's second batch of predictions started up again on 4/11/05- the day you left this site again. What an amazing coincidence!

So in other words, Clark's never around when Superman is here.

Also amazingly coincidental is the first time you post anything regarding Zeshua (because for some reason, yeyeman9 is never here when Zeshua is) is a response to Darby on 3/28/05 to clarify something Zeshua wrote- "I believe when she refers to 'we' in 2005 she refers to the 'we' as in humanity." Hey yeyeman9- how could you know that if you were not here when she said it?


What else is an amazing coincidence is Zeshua posting something on 4/11/05 which was quickly deleted by Zeshua only to be followed up by yeyeman9 nine minutes later with "It has been recieved Zeshua /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" Big deal you say?

Then there's another post by Zeshua on 4/11/05 at 5:50pm which was also deleted, only to be followed by yeyeman9 writing "This one has been recieved too Zeshua. Just letting you know." literally TWO MINUTES AFTER ZESHUA'S POST.

And apart from Peter Novak who spent weeks decrypting Zeshua's anagrams, who defended Zeshua's claim? Surprise! yeyeman9! Here's some of yeyeman9's greatest hits from his post on 12/23/06:

-"I am part of this, shall we say, "secret" group that has been in contact privately with Zeshua."
-"I am afraid that your theory of 'she can see all the posts in her time and copy paste' is wrong.
-"As for 'she doesn't need to edit her posts', you are once again wrong. She is connected to us in a Real-Time basis. She has explained this before.
-As for the whole Pope thing, you are once again incorrect. Assuming that you said that she edited her post after the Pope died so that the date fitted, you are wrong. I saw that from the very beginning, and notified the group about it. So imagine my surprise when he actually died that day.

Amazing!

Now who would be the most annoyed by me pointing this out? The person who is pretending to be Zeshua, of course- because over a year of planning this caper only to see it blow up publically by a 30 year old loser like me who lives in his parent's basement is a bad ending to a story, don't you think yeyeman9?
 
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