I, James Belman, am a Time Traveller!!

No can do Dave, the point of this thread is to be realistic not entertaining.
But yep, I'm just pretending. But not for the same reasons as yourself.
 
JUST PRETENDING???

How dare you sir!? I'll have you know I most definitely AM a 26th century time punk merged with the Super Prime President Of England And France - namely Chronohistorian/ Kevin 'Thick As A Brick' Smith who is from the 26th century but on a different parallel plane!

Anybody who doesn't believe that will get a five fingered Lunarium sandwich in their Britney Spears 3D fornicator! And we all know the mess THAT makes, right kids? Right on!
 
I'd be happy to awnser any questions. There's been a sore lack of 'em lately...mostly just confrontation.

However I won't be around often enough for live-chat or nothin'...if I wanted I could say it's because of a time-vortex but, well, I just don't swing that way.
 
Well I guess I'd need his full name, which country he's from and if he's a member of any organizations.

I'll do my best, but I can't make any promises.
 
Taking Dave/Chrono/Kinky's guidance to heart, I guess I had better start asking questions! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif

So here is a question for you, James_Belman, time traveler extraordinare:

Question: Is this the dawning of the age of Aquarius?

I have more questions (many more) after you answer this one!

N/I RMT
 
I apologise, I have neglected to ask:

'If you were an animal what type of animal would you be and why?'

Thanks

Love always
D/C
Super Prime President Of The United States Of Oceania 2652 CE
 
i changed my request, can you get a movie i like that is not out yet?


i'm talking about star trek 11 and future movies from the series

can you get that on file or dvd?


i'm not joking, thanks
 
I have'nt got a clue what that is, so I assume not.
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OK then, well I've got a bunch more. Let's get to them:

Question: Who shot JR?

Question: Where do all the unmatched socks go that disappear in the dryer?

Question: Why is snot green but ear wax is yellow when they both come out of your head?

Question: Who wins American Idol in....ohhh.... let's say 2052?

Question: Why do drive-up ATMs have braille bumps for blind people to read?

Question: What is the real definition of "is"? (Bill Clinton asked me to ask that one!)

N/I RMT
 
Who shot JR?
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Don't know, don't care.

Where do all the unmatched socks go that disappear in the dryer?
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Why is snot green but ear wax is yellow when they both come out of your head?
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This is not within my area of experience.

Who wins American Idol in....ohhh.... let's say 2052?
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I'm from 2043/ American Idol isn't on any more.

Why do drive-up ATMs have braille bumps for blind people to read?
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They do?!

What is the real definition of "is"? (Bill Clinton asked me to ask that one!)
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Is is used to describe something that is.
 
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I've never been there. Is it a nice place, or just a dump overrun with unmatched socks?
This is not within my area of experience.
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So you don't have a head, then?
Is is used to describe something that is.
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That sounds suspiciously like a Chronohistorian answer! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/mad.gif

More questions:

Question: Who puts the "fun" in FUNDAMENTALISM?

Question: Who now holds the peach pit spitting world record, and how far?

Question: What do women really want?

Question: Who's on first?

Question: How many years does Hillary Clinton serve as world dictator before someone bumps her off?

Question: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Dave/Chrono: Have I asked enough questions to avoid our gloom and doom future yet?

N/I RMT
 
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