I, James Belman, am a Time Traveller!!

did u forget to log back into your hoaxing account? cus imo u are qronos.

but if u are just a little dim then re read the original post. the liar hoaxer part wasnt directed at "you" (peepo) but "you" (qronos).
 
tends to happen alot round here

ive got a question about the future :

what is that big thing in lost that looks like smoke, can rip up trees but yet 1 guy was able to stop it pullin another guy down a hole?

if i could only ask a time traveller 1 question that would definatly be it.
 
Hello James,
LET IT BEGIN!
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Might I say IOW: "Bring it on brother!" ? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
When the series of questions comes to an end we'll see who's more believable, Belman or Titor.
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Given that you came AFTER Titor in our temporal sequence, I would seriously hope you could be better. I encourage you to be better, in fact.

If you can stay away from making statements that are not falsifiable, you would be doing WAY better than Titor! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif

New/Improved RMT
 
Dave/Chrono replies to James Belman

Greetings humanoids:

Will there be Civil War in America in 2012? I don't really care one way or the other but its traditional to ask isn't it?



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Well there wasn't civil war. However a group of extremist environmentalists did emerge when fossil fuel ran out and nuclear energy became the main source of energy. It doesn't really count as a civil war because they were only a small group. However they did cause quite a bit of trouble and are accountable for a few deaths. But this didn't happen in 2012.

As for there being a civil war, perhaps. Riots did take place and a group called "Licentia" started a gorilla warfare against American military bases. The members of these organizations were American citizens and launched their attacks against fellow Americans so I suppose it could be classified as a civil war.

* Thanks for your replies to my incisive questioning, don't really know whats happened to the thread while I've been off back in the 26th century, its all gone a bit shouty hasn't it? This 'Licentia' lot sound pretty dull and worthy and have even ripped off the first letter of 'Lunarium' to propogate their evil schemes. Typical!

My primary concern is the future of cake production - you state that icing has made some progress - could you elaborate please? In 2526 nano-icing shapes cakes at your telepathic request. I remember the joy I had when a particularly soggy jam doughnut metamorphosed into a sparkling iced bun in front of my eyes. Thats when I knew that I loved living in the future.

I'm sure some of you crazy kids out there read 2000AD comic - did any of you think it was strange that people in Mega City One in 'Judge Dredd' would go a bit mad suffering from 'Future Shock'? I always found that a bit strange. People going mad nowadays (probably reading Chrono's interminable posts) don't suffer 'Future Shock' compared to somebody from the 18th century do they? Discuss.

~ Anyway, the good news is my future-self Chrono Clone has succeeded in raising an allied army from the United States Of Americanada and has pushed the Lizard Men back into Russia. The bad news is his Lizard Wife has divorced him. Them's the breaks, I said to him. So its all war in the future at the moment!

## Finally - James Belman, have you been having any visits from the Time Guards?
You remember them lot from Chrono's original posts?
You can tell who they are because they wear gold jump suits, silver helmets with wings sticking out of the side and have 'Time Guard' written in Arabic (don't ask) on their backs in six inch high neon capitals? They also drive big silver hovercars with 'Time Guard-mobile' written in Arabic (again, don't ask) in 4 foot high lettering on the side and they carry ray guns? Just watch out for them, thats all the advice I have for you!


Love always Dave/Chrono
 
Re: Dave/Chrono replies to James Belman

Its all gone a bit shouty hasn't it?
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Yes, it has.

...Could you elaborate please?
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Well cake production isn't so common where I am (seafood being our main diet), however in other parts of the world cake production is on the increase.
However some tradesmen do occasionally pop by with cakes and other goods, however they're usually very expensive.

James Belman, have you been having any visits from the Time Guards?
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No sir.

You remember them lot from Chrono's original posts?
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Probably not sir.

You can tell who they are because they wear gold jump suits, silver helmets with wings sticking out of the side and have 'Time Guard' written in Arabic (don't ask) on their backs in six inch high neon capitals? They also drive big silver hovercars with 'Time Guard-mobile' written in Arabic (again, don't ask) in 4 foot high lettering on the side and they carry ray guns? Just watch out for them, thats all the advice I have for you!
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Well thank you for the advice, but I can't help having my curiosity aroused. Arabic? Why's it in Arabic?
Oh wait, I respectfully retract my question.
 
you say ur main diet is fish food, is ther still tuna? someone told me that they reckon tuna is going to run out in a few decades. that would be disastorous for my current daily diet of tuna fish sandwiches.
 
Re: Dave/Chrono replies to James Belman

I know you've withdrawn your question about Arabic, however I really don't know why everyone in Chrono's future speaks it. Chrono couldn't speak it himself, conveniently and everyone let him off on that one. Therefore it stands to reason that all of the Time Guards logos are written in Arabaic.

Incidentally I re-read one of Chrono's posts and he was on about the Malfing or something, an alien race who were mates with the Skaarans. I foresee a malfing revival shortly, possibly commiting acts of piracy against lonely isolated orbital cake factories. Your eyes will bleed, oh yes.

And finally, the bad news is the nanotechs haven't managed to batter the Chrono bit out of my brain so we're stuck with his inane ramblings for a while.

D/C
 
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FISH!
 
haha i like the mars landin pic! it looks like a nuke has been airbrushed out of it, was there a nuclear war on mars!? or do they use it for nuclear testing?
cant believe u never heard of tuna. i think thats ur way of dodging the question :P
 
That's just the atmosphere on mars, I think. I dunno', I never went there.
But yeah, I never heard of tuna. No one talks about them in my era, maybe they are extinct?
 
I wish this thread was extinct, James Belman I thought you were just pretending to be a time traveller in your first post? Why is it then we've had to put up with drivel about you not knowing what Tuna is and looking like a reject from Korn on your avatar (I do like a bit of ad hominem attacking!) instead of exciting tales about you wrestling with Lizard Men on the Moon or fighting Skaaran warriors and completely destroying their planet?

Please make your story more interesting, thanks Dave
 
That's not me, although top marks for his kinkiness - maybe its one of my 21st century ancestors?

I have more grave news, I am now being stalked by killer robots from the future, sent to assassinate me by the corrupt offices of the Time Guards.

Fortunately the Time Guards have, so far, not manufactured Terminator-style killer human robots like the ones that many of the time travellers on here have had such problems with. They are instead trying to kill me with rocket-launched robot thrushes and a hedgehog with armour plated laser weaponry. Luckily my garden shed took most of the damage (wherein I store my supply of muscle tree cake and spare time teleporter wristband).

Still, be on the alert - there is a Time War in the making and this dave/chrono hybrid is in the thick of it!

With Chrono involved - the emphasis is always on 'thick'!

D/C
 
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