I am here for now on assignment

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DarwinMurphy

Chrono Cadet
I am here for now, from when I come, on assignment to observe a chain of events that should happen, for the next few months to perhaps the next two years, we don't have the event-lines perfect.

As nobody will believe me anyway, I will come forth and tell you right now that I am truly a time traveler.

I am staying in the Midwest of what is now the United States of America. I am boarding with some friends of our cause and I now have most of my evenings free to do whatever.

As this is an interesting T-grid to be in, I'll be spending most of my nanos enjoying the begining of the sexospiritual revolution, and indulging in the luxury pastimes that I don't have available when I'm from.

I figured that since this world is going fugazi soon anyway, there would be no harm in me talking about things, as I can.

I will warn you, though, that I am not making any claims as the other imposters have set forth.

Before the barrage starts, I'll try to encompass everything that is usually asked so that we can have a good dialogue whilst I am here.

I was born in the midwest of the United States in the late 1960's. I was recruited as an agent in late 1980's. Since then I have trained and worked with a small group of scientists and others like myself (recruited from various times) to alter the time line to make the future world a place that is safe to live in, free from the reich.

I have no direct knowledge historical events, or other factors from about 20 years ago, to when I reside in what is roughly your 24th century.

I came from your future but I am not from your future, I am actually from your past.

We call it Year Zero...or yaz. Yaz is a temproal displacement area that is apart from the normal time stream. There we can monitor the changes made, and alter, or rectify, as need be.

Before you start asking specifics, I am NOT a scientist, nor shall I pretend to be. I have a basic grasp of the concepts used in the infernal, and I can answer some questions, but I cannot give you formulae, nor can I explain anything beyond a collegiate level.

However, I shall answer all questions with candor and honesty.

Now as far as I know, I am the first true time traveler to come forth, as everyone else is quite simply full of frag.

But I will tell you some things about the future, and what I know as I see them.

Firstly, the 2300's suck! The world fugazied into something worse than you can imagine.

Secondly, time travelers are amongst you all right now and you don't know it. The scientist's mantra about if time travel ever exists, why don't we have time travelers now is purely idiocy at it's worst. We are here, we just haven't contacted the media to be a big circus.

Thirdly, everything your scientists are telling you now is wrong....inasmuch as everything the scientists 300 years ago were saying was also wrong.

Fourth, there are those that can travel through time without the aid of the infernal, or one of the variant machines. Some here, even now, can go back and alter their own path, others might actually be able to make a difference, but it is a small one and has little, if any, temporal mass.

Fifth, the best pizza is in this T-grid! There is no good pizza when I come from.

Sixth: Joe what's-his-german-name, and John Titor, are frauds. I've met shooters from the TP and the Reich, and if that is the future, then I'd love to be in their mind!

Seventh: The language is a bit different when my bunk is. I am from this stream-grid, so I am still fluent in the lingo, but there are a few differences. As you will note, I can spell, I am literate, and I am not preaching to you and trying to get some mystical point across.

Eigth: Why am I coming forward? Why Not?!!!! First off, who is really going to believe me? Secondly, since the TP is changing the time stream anyway, what difference will it make? Also, we do have enemies out here in this T-grid who would love to see me fragged, and they will be looking for a covert agent. At the worst, you pasters will see me as an idiot, a fraud, or somebody vying for attention. Being in the open seems to be a good cover at this juncture. They won't be looking for a lunar claiming to be a time traveler. So my best cover is to not have a cover.

Ninth: predictions! As I said, I have some general points that I know of, but they are...general. I don't know about stocks, or specifics in many things. My area of expertise is misdirection and fund raising. If you want to know how to use time travel to become rich, I can tell you that. If you want to know how to use time travel to draw attention away from what is going on, I can tell you that. If you want hockey game outcomes, I cannot tell you that.

Tenth: Who will be president. Get over it! The job of the president, as is well-known, is to draw attention AWAY from power, not to weild it.

Eleventh: I can explain, in layman's terms only, how the space-time contuim actually works.

So ask me what you will. Argue against me what you will. I have lots of nanos to kill, and this should be fun until I am reversed. I don't know at what moment that will be, but for these moments I am here and open and free. It should at least be a few months, perhaps some years.

If it is years, I should find meself a wenchy and get a dog.
 
Welcome.

1. How accurate will your prediction be if there is a divergence between this time line and the one you are on?
2. And what is your divergence value since you coming from a parallel reality?

Thx, that all for now.
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Traveler,

I am here for now, from when I come, on assignment to observe a chain of events that should happen, for the next few months to perhaps the next two years, we don't have the event-lines perfect.

As nobody will believe me anyway, I will come forth and tell you right now that I am truly a time traveler.
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You see what I mean? Once every two weeks or so.
 
Hi there designer!

You'll probably say that I'm full of frag, but I think that you have some twisted ideas about how things really are.

I can no more make an accurate prediction than you could if you've suddenly been taken from your now nanos and then to anywhen. For me, my coherent time stream ended your 1980's (and mine as well...I've been an active agent fro about ten years but I'm 20 years into my future from when I was removed from the loop. When I was last here in liner time Posion had a number one hit record!).

Divergences are the realm of the simple-minded, from what I understand. Consider time to be a fluid that washes about you all the time, if you scoop a particular bit out, more waters of time flow in to fill the gap, or the same space at once. If one of the thuggies goes and does something that has a large temporal mass, it will change things as you, or I, see them. I can no more make an accurate prediction of what happens tomorrow, as you can give me an accurate post-diction of what happened on My 17th, 1883 without consulting tomes. As far as divergences go, there are no such things. There is only the one universe, and anyone that states that there are multiples of it simply cannot comprehend either the fluid nature of the universe, or cannot comprehend the fact the the universe pretty much looks after itself. There is only the one time stream and it has been in flux for longer than mankind has had a realization of time (some people can kind of sense this wiith thoughts of 'they are not who they're suppossed to be). There are three major factions trying to conquer the future through manipulation of the past. I am with the TP. The reich controls most of it, and it will be a sorry tomorrow if they get a hold on tomowhen. The TP has been battling them for longer than I know of. But it gets more complicated than a simple, linear time stream. There is only one universe, and only one time-flow. It is how we swim through it that matters.

And again, I have no direct knowledge what is supposed to be , only general information, much akin to your knowledge of the Australian wars of independence in the late 1700's.

And what in the fugazian snarking frag is a divergence value? Is 100% a correct answer? I don't know your lingo! I'm not a chrono-keeper. First and foremost, I have to reiterate that there is only ONE time stream, and there is only one universe. Everything else you've heard, no matter how well it appeals to your base logic, is bunk! Paradoxes don't really exist. And furthermore I am not coming from a parallel universe, I came from my cabin in Yaz.

There is no divergence. There is no other reality that we can access. If there were, we'd mereley ship out to some alternate reality that had buxom ladies with loose morals and spend our days feasting and our nights at orgy.

Everything everyone else told you is fugazi! We can swim about time like we do water, and if enough of us move enough temporal mass at once, we can make tomowhen a better place for all humans.

I'm not here to save your present,nor am I here to give you some prophetic and cryptic warning. I am here to observe "he in blue" so we can gauge if previous efforts were or were not successful.

Again, there is no way I can predict anything in particular. I know some generalities as they have a certain germainness to my areas of expertise, or I can give you some facts that will seem stupid to you right now...such as the corporations will garnish power as governments fall and take over. These things you can probably see for yourself once they're pointed out. (it is the curse of a true shooter to be labelled as a fraud as if I say something weill happen and it comes to pass you will assume that I am an obesrvant and insightful fraud, and if it does not you will assume that I am a fraud that is neither observant nor insightful) .

But you have to understand that all events happen in the same instant in the same place, and at the same nexus. Your scientists are wrong and should admit that shortly.

All times happoen right now, right here! There is no alternate that can be accessed. If there were , so many good peoiple wouldn't have perished anywhen.
 
Hi DarwinMurphy!

Welcome to the forum!

Can you give us detailed overview of 21st century year by year?

Thanks.
 
Chuckling a bit over Pamela's comments. I find it curious that one automatically expects imagination and creativity. Why should I spin some fanciful prose that's snarfing bunk? Alas, the truth tends to be a bit more boring than most would suspect.

And Hello back, Mix. Glad to be here, this is so much more fun than monitoring the media.

I doubt that anything I can tell you about the 21st century will do anything more than make you look around and tell yourself that it's all obvious to your eyes right now.

You also have to understand that I come from the 1980's and bunk in the 2300's, and have not studied this era at all. In fact, I have, from my point of view, skipped the past 500 or so years or so, flitting about from one shoot to the next. Plus there are some differences I've noted already from what I knew was true before. As I've said before, I cannot give specific outcomes for a few reasons.

Firstly, there are at least three factions that are trying to change the time streams from the liner time to acheive their goals in tomowhen. There's the TP, which I work for in a sense; there's the United International Coalition (the reich as we call them); and there's another loosely confederate group that we call the lunars. The reich controls almost all of the infernals and the variants, whilst we have about 20 of the machines. The lunars are a very small group of indpenedants that do things on a micro scale. Some of them work with us now and then when our goals are mutual.

Secondly, Times and events are in a constant state of fluz. Even without us changing things, it would still be happening. Some people are somewhat aware of this on a subconscious level. The feeling of deja-vu, or some odd feeling that things weren't supposed to be like this, is an indication that your mind might have noted that things were changed. Now don't get be wrong, there is no fate, per se, only that all events unfold simultaneously in the same space.

Thirdly, I am not a big historical-events geek. One would assume that a time traveler would be up on historical events; I always did, but that's not really the case. But the learning of it gets to be quite overwhelming, and kind of boring to me. Once you're out of the loop, a liner time stream loses any true meaning. This is because we tend to try to think of events as moment x to moment x+1, where one event has a causal effect on the next. When I was in a time stream, it was easy as there was a concrete foundation to base everything on, but now it is hard to keep track. Today I'm in the early 21st century, tomorrow I might be in the 1800's, and the next month from now I might be in the 23rd. Well actually, I'll be here for awhile, but this is a fun era.

On top of that, there are constant new historical facts to learn. There's history prime, which is history as it would have happened; there's hisotry actual, which history as it should have happened with the constant meddling of the universe; there's history TP, which is history as it should unfold once changes are made; there's history TP actual, and so on.

Fourth, the reich to a major extent, we to a major extent, and some others are changing things constantly. Major historical event have far too much T-mass to change to any notable extent, but other alterations can change the factors that lead up to them, and then change the outcome. In addition, we tend to not send shooters to any era of the future which is why the agents, like myself, and the thuggies, are recruited from multiple eras.



From what little I do know, and it is probably nothing that will excite you overly much, this century lays the groundwork for the rest of the future. I am not here to observe these events, I am here to observe some hardly significant advances in computer and space-plane technologies.

A couple of weeks ago I was a few years in your past watching the launch of spaceshipone and then got reversed and shot here.

What I know about the 21st, doesn't hold any great details that would frag you.

The middle class pretty much gets eliminated.

America gets very close to toppling and almost becomes a third-world country. In the spirit of FDR a new new-deal helps ot revive the States.

A global economy develops, and many problems arise from this, unforeseen problems. These problems are from people, in general, not treating each other with the respect demanded from their individual cultures.

Large corporations start to openly control and sway governments and peoples all over the world. One of the main signs of this is corporate sponsorship of schools, public buildings, and events. This is already happening here in these nanos, but the graveness of this should be seen around late 2010, I think in Canada, and then spread throughout the world.

No longer content to just lobby professional politicans the world over, the corporations will start to openly sponsor their own candidates, whom will then become puppets for those boards.

Computers become not just common, but an integral part of society in general. As of now, you tend to think of your telephone, television, household appliances, house, and computer system, as all seperate things. Something I'd like topoint out is that when I come from, the CDX game system was a huge success, and video games more or less solidified into a singular format in the late 1980's. Now there is no such system, but the CDI was almost exactly the same, but didn't catch on here. This is mostly due to the fact the a joint venture between Sony and Coleco didn't work out after some changes were made.

Anyway, a computer system will soon be the centerpiece of almost every home. It will control your central air and heat, your lights, your entertainment, etc.

The general populace of america in specific, and the world in general will enter what is called the sexospiritual revolution. This is starting now, and has been in the infancy stages for a couple of decades. In general, the populace will shun strict dogmas of religions and embrace the fulfillment of spirituality without the dogmatic guilt associated with western religions. For a moment, those of any religion will have respect for others, as they will understand that all religions pretty much have the same message, and that the truth is simply the truth, it not mattering if you credit the quote to God, Jesus, Buddha, or Isis.

Absolved of guilt, and with the economy of the world spinning out of control, the people find solace in the embrace of each other. Sexual openness becomes the norm, rather than the prurient, and most acheive a state of harmony with their fellow persons.

Not so oddly, on the heels of this, we see an end to extreme racism and sexism (and I'm sorry to say that they both always exist to some point, but not in the extremes of a few years ago, or as of now), and people can look at each other as people, not as man or woman, or brown or white.

Entertainment and video games become much more violent and sexual manner. Fighting and gladiator type sports become the mainstream. Now I enjoy sexual and violent games, so I'm right at home here.

Recreational drugs become much more accepted, which you can see now. and some become legal and subsidized by governments. Oddly, some of the larger powers in the world sell certain drugs (of high quality to beat the street sellers' stock) and use the proceeds to fight wars on drugs.

Oil is discovered to not actually be a fossil fuel, just something that occurs naturally. this is a hard hit for the oil companies, as it is discovered that they knew about this for a long time and were artificially inflting the prices of oil to garnish more profits for themselves.

The first woman president of the United States is elected. Shortly afterweards, the first Black president is elected.

The moon landing is found out to not have been a hoax. It is also discovered that the probability of alien life forms is very high, as well as the porbability that we have been visited. Luckily, with the newfound spirituality of the populace (each secure in their own faith and accepting of new ideas and diversity) this makes small, if any, waves. No contact will be made, but the fact that we are not alone in the universe brings new hope to people.

It is discovered, in the latter part of the first quarter of this era, I think, that string theory is pretty much a mathematical exercise tha tonly describes the effects of a particle universe. Likewise, some archealogists begin to admit that the timeline they based evolution and fossils upon is totally wrong. It turns out that evidence of advanced humans has been suppressed for a long time. Humans somehow popped up on this planet millions upon millions of years ago.

The newfound honesty in science opens doors to much speculatrion in every field.

The downside of all of this is that whilst we people are partying it up and loving one another, those in power grow hungry for more control. With corporations and zealots controlling governments and the economies, the rights of the people are stripped away, and soon the world becomes a sort of police state. Everyone looks around one day and they are living in squalor, with less rights than Orwell ever dreamed of. Freedom of choice has been replaced by freedom from choice.

The people band together, the world over, to reclaim their rights. As a defense so do the corporations, which now either openly or almost openly, control the world. A huge coalition is formed to fight off the "peasant rabble" from there things get pretty bleak.

A war erupts in the mid 22nd, and the reich wins it, of course. From there onward history actual is kind of a living hell. No rights, living in fear, living in squalor. The damage to the planet is paramount, and everything you've been told about nuclear fallout is a lie...it's much worse when the entire planet has been radiated. The world went fugazi in a frag tube!

If we succeed, none of this will come to pass. Well hopefully the good parts will. But as much as the universe manipulated the liner times to guide us into enlightenment, a small minority, driven by greed and ego, ruined it for everyone.

Our goal is to alter certain things so that humankind can grow out if it's infancy into an enlightened and peaceful existence, without the evils of greed and ego swaying that growth into a stunted demon.

I've noted some differences already, as I mentioned, but I doubt those are enough. From what I was told, this particular year is supposed to see the revealing to the US working with Isreal to control the entire mid-East. From what I see that isn't happening.

Plus Russia is said to have regained superpower status by 2011 or so, but the Red Bear seems to be content to just live life.

For things that I am particularly interested in, there has been some very dynamic changes. Musical styles are starting to diverge instead of converge. The E-tar isn't out yet, and it should have been released about 2 years ago.

However, I'm still here awaiting the development of the brain can. when that happens and I record it, I can go.

The food is much better here than I was told. I was told that the 21st is the beginning of the contamination of prettymuch all food everywhere. The onset was gebetically altered bacterium used in pet foods which was supposed to happen in the latter part of this year. I have discovered that it has already happened and that the influx of fugazied food for human consumption was minimal. This is very different than what I had known to be true. And I'm happy for it, because not only is the best pizza anywhen right here, but there is a dish called budffalo wings, that I have grown quite fond of.
 
a time travel that knows fundraising and misdirection? are you sure your not a politician that forgot his medicine? :D

in all seriousness though, what is it that you are misdirecting us from? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Well we do have a few politicians in our employ, so I can appreciate your humor in that!

I am not misdirecting you from anything in particular. I did a decent stint in the late 1960's drawintg attention away from the political clime, so that we could inject our agents into the positions we thought were best without the public raising too many eyebrows.

the early 1980's were better, though not my work. Many new agents rose to power in countries that never even had previously existed, and nobody noticed. If you don't bleieve it, try to d some research on the country of Dahli, or even why the hostagesin Iran in the early 1980's were suddenyl released when the new President was inagurated. If they did that to America less than three decades ago, why are the United States and Iran allies right now? If you look close and keep your mind lucid, you can see the effects of the changes, if not the changes themselves.

I also did a cool stint in the American Desert West in 1947 that was one of my better ideas. As it turns out, my little stunt there is still quite the active subject of debate well into the 22nd.

In general, I make something happen that makes the public look that way whilst the others move in and do what they need to get done without so much as a lingering glance. I've always thought the the ideas of misdirection were out dated since it doesn't matter in the end run, but Yaz says that it must be done.

In essence, there are changes being being made, and the more the general populace is being distracted, the more likely it is that they won't notice the changes, or become disgruntled by them. This is an odd concept, but your mind knows that things have been changed, even if you don't.

And when I come from, money is not what it is here. It uses less of our resources for us to go to the past to get our resources and ship them upstream. But in most eras, that means money. it is so much easier to bury a pot in the sand in Egypt in the 5th era and have somebody dig it up in the 20th century and sell it than it is to set up facilities to manufacture what we need in tomowhen or yaz.
 
DarwinMurphy.

Let me explain what divergence is then.

Let say you are born and at 7 years old you are totally alone for a year. At age 35 you learn to time travel and then decide to visit yourself at age 7. So you do this and say hi and visit him for that year he is alive.

But the original run of his life at 7 he was totally alone and now his 35-year-old self visits him. This then is a paradox is it not then. So the way to resolve the paradox is to create a divergence in which both realities can stay true one with a visitor and one without a visitor. So it should not be much a stretch to have multiple time lines is it not?

Multiple time line exists also in the choices you make in your life. Let say you wish to make a computer programming application there is a choice between two languages of using. But in one timeline you choose one language but the other probability still exists for the other, which is a divergence between. Understand. Without this there would be no free will in this world would there not?

You by accident already stated a divergence

DarwinMurphy
”Something I'd like topoint out is that when I come from, the CDX game system was a huge success, and video games more or less solidified into a singular format in the late 1980's. Now there is no such system, but the CDI was almost exactly the same, but didn't catch on here. This is mostly due to the fact the a joint venture between Sony and Coleco didn't work out after some changes were made.”

This site talks about divergences and parallel timelines and how they are created.

http://chronos.ws/navigating.html

That’s all for now.
 
Designer;

First off, call me Dar.

OK, I think I have the understanding of what your vernacular lingo calls a divergence. If I get it properly, a divergence is when post-x events cause a 'paradox' in pre-x events.
For some, the only way to explain this is that there has to be at least two lines of liner time that allocates for each and every event.

In essence, you are describing a variant of the grandfather paradox, which is one of the first problems we are given to solve before we are truly trained.

If I am totally alone from the time I turn 7 years old to the time I turn 8, and then go back in time visit myself, I could not have been alone. If I were not alone, then there is no reason why I should feel the need to go keep myself company, which means that I would be alone. how can these two constructs exist and neither be false without ther being two lines of events?

Well events are no more absolute than frames of reference are aboslute to the observer; whihc means that aqn outside observer would see it differently. Einstein tried to explain this, but he lacked the experience and was working off of his imagination, which was as much correct as Newton's was.

In your riddle, make make two assumptions of the aboslute that belay the answer. First and foremmost, you assume that the point of view of hisotry perceived is actual and not incidental. Secondly, you assume that an action in my linear future (taking place in my liner past), will have a causal effect on my liner past.

The big mistake I see is that you assume, just because scientists have said so and many books were published on the matter, that events will always happen in chronological order, as they are meant to be, and nothing will change this. changing those means that there will be a paradox, or a divergence as you see it. this is not the case, the universe is not so rigid.

The fact that I have fond memories of playing the CDX and it no longer ever existed doesn't change the fact that it happened, but ended up not happening. I merely have true memories of history actual, whilst histori reich changed that piece of reality.

Depending upon the T-mass...the temporal mass...changing a thing might have no effect, or little effect.

I've actually never met myself, and wouldn't know what to say or do if I did, except maybe warn myself about Cindy Shershaw (that bitch!).

If what you proposed wer to happen one of two things would happen. If me visiting myself would have little or no impact on the grand scheme of the universe, then I would have two memories of that time. This is because our minds keep[ track of events in linear time. I would have the momory of being alone for the whole time, but yet visited bymyself to keep me company. My youthful mind would more than likely reject that fanciful idea in lieu of me having sn imaginary frined that wasme from 28 yearsd in the future. my adult memory would include the trip back, and the visits to myself.

If I were still instream, my memories would tell me that I would have been utterly alone except for this guy Dar, whom visited me and kept me company. I twould not be until much later that i make the decisions that lead me to go back and keep myself company. Of course, this is all subjective to the fluz of the universe.

Now sometimes a mobious does occur, but it is a small matter, because the currents of time flow no matter what a localized pool decides to do.

Consider time and event like an ocean. you wade into it as deep as you dare holding the biggest veesel you can. You dip down and pull out some of space time and throw it to the shore. No matter what you do, or how fast you throw the waters of time onto the shore, you cannot make a lasting dent in the waters, nor can you drain it, nor can you make the slightest difference from where you are in the coastline. Now matter how much you change the wtaers around you, you cannot change the ocean. At worst, you've created fragged wtaers where you are standing in time.

There are no divergences, only changes, and only those outside the loop can see the changes as they happen.

Now one of the thuggies, Tuliem, had to frag himself. He did not blink out of existence, and the uiniverse is still here.

This only means that the universe is open to changes, as all things happen in the same instance, and th universe has plenty of tricks to even out.

I'll say it one last time, there is no divergence, there are no alrtnates; regardless of what popuar fiction and scientists say, and the universe isd fully capable of adjusdting to asnything.

Think of it this way. you know that the universe is fully capable of accomidating new stars being born and others exploding. do you think that if it can handle things of that magnitude that it is not equipped to handle me going and visiting myself 28 years after it happened?

And if you want to know something REALLY shocking, I just found out that Rob Halford is gay, John Ritter is dead, and that there is now pizza with cheese embedded in the crust!
 
so... ya got any cool tricks or anything neat to show? i get bored easily :D

so you were a misinformation agent in the 40's. could you tell us more about that?

btw, you know your doing much better the second time, if ya know what i mean
 
Chuckling a bit over Dar Dar's comment:

...that there is now pizza with cheese embedded in the crust!
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Don't eat too much your mass may increase too much and throw off your time machine and you may not get back to the right area! LOL Do you even claim to have a machine? I don't remember reading about it.


Hmmm...pizza for lunch does sound kinda good right now...........
I like either the veggie kind with Mushrooms, Sliced Roma tomatoes, Green peppers,Red onions,Green olives and Provolone cheese

or the greek kind with olive oil and seasoning, black olives. sweet red onions.spinach,mozzarella and provolone cheese,marinated chicken breast, diced tomatoes and feta cheese.

What is your favorite kind of pizza? UHOH...you now have changed the timeline. I am now ordering pizza for lunch. ripple....ripple....ripple......lol /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
So Dar, does Ford Motor Company ring any bells? I'm sure that you know them from the 80's, but what about the 2300's?

I hope they are not one of the evil ones.
 
doh! and i was sooo hoping to see a super secret time traveler device. oh well... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif

and since your ordering pamela, get me a pepperoni :D
 
Pamela, I think I love you!

All that snarf about mass conservation and not touching matter is pure bunk! I am a particle of the universe merely shifted.
Anybody that tells you that mass must be conserved hasn't figured out that the universe has somuch mass (infinite by our standards) and that merely shifting it about has no effect.

Do I have amachine? Do yo mean some contrpation that I conceived, built, and carry around in left-breast pocket? No! That is the realm of science fiction, it has nothig to do with how things work.

If you want pictures of cool machines that do not function, go look at some of the false claims, thta provid erpictures of boxes with duct tape labels on them. I came through the infernal. It is amachine, but not one that you pop into long-term parking at the airport. It shoots me through time and space, not itself.

And I love almost all kinds of pizza. Although I must confess that your tastes scream to me not of pizza, but of salad on bread. Give me lots of meat, or just meat, on pizza, and I'm happy.
 
meat and pizza? your a smart man...

anyways! back to the subject, why are ya here? just to mingle with folks in 2007? cmon man! let the cat out of the bag! your making me nervous...

oh ya, while im thinking about it, misdirection +cops=big time fun! (sorry i didnt know the physics symbols for misdirection and cops
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