Chronohistorian's Thread #2

Siegmund, dude...you left me in that bar in 50,694. Just because that Kubrikian hooker threw a drink in your face is no reason to leave me high and dry in the future. I almost didn't have enough money for the time taxi back home by myself. I had to mug three Wobbleoidal Gagoolahchukkas, just to get enough for the tip! I'm not going to tell you what I had to do for the rest of the fare.

You know what they say; "what happens in the future, stays in the future".
 
Dude... I'm SOOOO sorry. If you even knew what happened to me after I left the bar, you'd feel sorry for me. I had to have a buddy travel back in history 50,000 years to deposit money just to let the interest compound so I could make bail!
 
Britney Spears nude? Why would a historian remember something so trivial? Don't tell me she's still the hottest thing around hundreds of years in the future? It seems like that would not be a point to be noted in future history books.
 
I think I understanding the big picture right now. Proceed Siegmund.

Let me know when the carnage is cleaned up and it is safe to enter once more.
 
Wow guys, that was a crazy trip!! My head is still pounding from that Pleidian ale. But the chicks, oh man the chicks. Chrono, your missing out man, your time is pretty boring. By the way, I made a crapload of money betting on the game!
 
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