Where's Putin?

[PaulaJedi]

No political talk.

No Debates.

Let's have fun and list different places Putin may be.

I'll start:

He was eaten alive by piranhas when fishing without his fishing boots.

or

John Titor kidnapped him to prevent WWIII.

Your turn...

(KEEP IT FUN!)

 

[Cosmo]

Getting drunk with Snowden.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Snowden and Putin got drunk and woke up somewhere else. They have no clue where they are.

 

[Cosmo]

Snowden and Putin got drunk and woke up somewhere else. They have no clue where they are.

They're both on an Harold & Kumar-esque adventure to the only White Castle in Moscow. David Spade guest-stars.

 

[Einstein]

Assassinated! Titor predicted it!

 

[Cosmo]

They better have sent a few Terminators after him, I don't think Puty goes down easy. MeeYOW.



Nah, he's definitely sharing a sno-cone with Oprah in Chicago.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Cosmo is implying that Puty is having an affair with Oprah. That very well could be it.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Being afraid to "come out", Puty put on his prettiest dress, nicest makeup, and sweetest perfume. He then headed to the nightclubs of NYC. After several drinks, he blacked out. He's in a dark room. Even HE doesn't know where "he" is.

 

[Gpa]

Pootie-Poot is hangin out with W on the ranch.

 

[PaulaJedi]

As seen below, Putin decided to disguise himself as a hipster in an effort to spy on people working under him.

View attachment 290

 

[RainmanTime]

Clearly he had a bad Molly trip, and is just laying low while the effects wear off. He wants to be all good for the big rave coming up when his buddies in Tehran get the big nuke deal sealed.

RMT

 

[KerrTexas]

Putin heard that Techno Viking was coming for him, watched the hidden kneecam video of Techno Vikings lethal powers and took the first rocket up to a secret space station. No matter, Techno Viking shall get him, when Techno Viking so decides.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Since Puty is back, feel free to consider this Where WAS Putin.

 

[Einstein]

Since Puty is back, feel free to consider this Where WAS Putin.

He's probably still dead. His replacement is a clone.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Maybe the real Putin took an extended vacation in Rio while his twin brother runs things for him.

 

[Tantrum]

Pootie-Poot is hangin out with W on the ranch.

Pootie-Poot is what I call my dog!

 

[Tantrum]

Putin is scootin to Disneyland!

 

[Tantrum]

As seen below, Putin decided to disguise himself as a hipster in an effort to spy on people working under him.View attachment 290

He needs a nose ring!

 

[Tantrum]

As seen below, Putin decided to disguise himself as a hipster in an effort to spy on people working under him.View attachment 290

With that nose ring!

 

[Pinoy Jade]

He is swimming on the Niagara Falls! i saw him while back. I saw him with two ladies. I guess he did not tell his palace that he would be out for swimming.