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Temporal Novice
Hello I am Quintillium Zechflorum XII but you can call me Zech I am from year 7902. I need someone to tell me where I am. I am on a super computer with a psyclinder harddrive. Now, does that sound familiar to any of you? :confused:
 
hello Zech you are in the year of 2007 of Sept 10....welcome to this web site and I hope that you enjoy it and be careful..I ask of you what is the future of this timeline coming?? will this be good year or bad year..any Civil wars?? world war 3??

write back. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
He has a super computer, speaks english, can find this forum, but is too retarded to check the dates on the posts to find out where he is. Amazing the dolts they send back in time /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ttiforum/images/graemlins/loveit.gif
 
I need someone to tell me where I am. I am on a super computer with a psyclinder harddrive. Now, does that sound familiar to any of you? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
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Oh, sure, it sounds very familiar. Radio Shack sells 1 terabyte Psyclinder HDDs for $59.99 (after $50.00 manufacturer's mail-in rebate). You're still using that crap 6,000 years from now?
 
"Oh, sure, it sounds very familiar. Radio Shack sells 1 terabyte Psyclinder HDDs for $59.99 (after $50.00 manufacturer's mail-in rebate). You're still using that crap 6,000 years from now? "
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:D
Is a good thing I keep Bounty and Windex near my workstation.
 
There is only one language and that is english.
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This too is "English". It's Old English, the Anglo-Saxon language spoken just 1,100 years ago:

Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon
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This is Middle English, spoken 800 years ago:

And it is don, aftirward Jesus made iourne bi cites & castelis prechende & euangelisende þe rewme of god, & twelue wiþ hym & summe wymmen þat weren helid of wicke spiritis & sicnesses, marie þat is clepid maudeleyn, of whom seuene deuelis wenten out & Jone þe wif off chusi procuratour of eroude, & susanne & manye oþere þat mynystreden to hym of her facultes...
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This is Early Modern English, spoken 300 years ago:

In ye name of God, Amen. We whose names are underwriten, ye loyall subjects of our dread soveraigne Lord King James by ye grace of God, of Great Britaine, Franc, & Ireland king, defender of ye faith, e& haveing undertaken, for ye glorie of god, and advancemente of ye Christian faith and honour of our king & countrie, a voyage to plant ye first colonie in ye Northerne parts of Virginia, doe by these presents solemnly & mutualy in ye presence of God, and one of another, covenant & combine our selves togeather into a civill body politick, for our better ordering & preservation & furtherance of ye ends aforesaid; and by vertue hearof to enacte, constitute, and frame such just & equall lawes, ordinances, Acts, constitutions, & offices, from time to time, as shall be thought most meete & convenient for ye generall good of ye Colonie, unto which we promise all due submission and obedience. In witnes wherof we have hereunder subscribed our names at Cap-Codd ye •11• of November, in ye year of ye raigne of our soveraigne Lord King James, of England, France, & Ireland ye eighteenth, and of Scotland ye fiftie fourth. Ano: Dom. 1620
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Over the next 6,000 years all other languages disappear from usage and English, the only language left, stops evolving in 2007?
 
Well I found this site by searching for "Time travel",and I had got to this site 10 minutes before I posted on it so I didn't know how to check the dates and the reason I asked if that was familiar is to see how far I went back in time.
 
Oh and the reason that English is the only language left is that over 5,063 years it became the most widely spoken language because U.S.A, Canada, and Mexico became one continent. The Mexicans and Inuits had to learn English. Then, South American immigrants had to learn English. So, there is your answer. And don't look at me, I don't know why it didn't evolve.
 
So, there is your answer. And don't look at me, I don't know why it didn't evolve.
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What, you're suggesting that I should look to Recall or Jmpet to answer questions about your story? Uh...Zech, old boy, I'm looking at you for answers because... it's your story! What a unique concept - asking the author questions about his own story.

You brought up the subject of English as being the last language for some reason. Thereafter I pointed out that English, like every other language on the planet, evolves over relatively short periods of time and you suddenly became totally ignorant about the topic that you introduced.

A good story teller actually reads his/her own story before publishing it to a discussion forum, anticipates the questions that will come up...and has reasonable answers to the questions.

This is another half-arsed Not Ready for Prime Time saga.

BTW: Canada, the USA and Mexico have always been "one continent". It's called North America.
 
I didn't bring up English, concusion did. I was simply answering his question.
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So you're suggesting that I shoukd ask Concusion why English, in your story, doesn't evolve over the next 6,000 years? How would Concusion know that answer?

Just asking.
 
I never said you should ask him I said he asked me. I answered him. Noone knows why it didn't evolve.
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Noone knows that answer? Like in 1200 hrs, lunch and all that? What, now your suggesting that my PB & J knows the answer?

Yikes - this is getting really bizarre. Next thing you're going to suggest that I ask my bacon and eggs for the answer.
 
So if you found this site on a search how did you miss the date on the yahoo home page? Or millions of news papers? Or the little clock in the bottom right hand corner of your screen?
 
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