KnowThyself
Temporal Novice
To my respected and distinguished readers,
I have browsed this forum in it's almost absolute entirety (barring a few topics), and have speculated and/or embraced theories brought up by the community. However, this is not why I write. One particular user (the infamous Creedo299x9), has not only grabbed my attention, but managed to steal 2 hours of my time while I searched for more topics in his name. I use "his name" loosely right now, as it will become clear to you throughout the rest of this post, that creedo299x9 is not really a "he" at all. He is an "it". It is obvious that he is a bot. An AI program designed to interact with others. Why not? There is a a big bag of money and fame for they who create the worlds most advanced singular artifical conciousness in our history. Creedo299x9 is a test. He is not a living breathing organism and will not be able to put together logical (to you and me) sentences (yet). Take a quick look at most of his speech -
- It has an obvious talent for remembering names, obscure facts, and articles of all kind.
- What better place to test it out than on this forum? It's obvious to me that creedo299x9 is being prepared to be launched into a microsingularity. I mean, who would use monkeys nowadays?
- It's speech is limited to the construct of his programming, and will not be able create a sentence that will be understandable to a logical human being. (not yet, anyway)
- It creates topics and posts mutliple times, corresponding with itself even, filling a topic with about 5 (average) posts of a substantial amount of text.
- Never shows any emotion at all, doesn't get angry, sad, happy, excited, or anything. Insult it? It responds with the same format, which I will illustrate here for the purposes of entertainment -
EXAMPLE of what would be in creedo's post
Sigmeund said> Hey retardo, try to speak in BASIC ENGLISH.
Creedo299x9 replies> Your said actions are unsuitable for existence in said universe, may not, collaborate, with said coalition. June 19,1971 edition, Scientific Journal articles said immature beahviour of said perpatratror, leads, to also unify the space-time continuum.
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Huh?
It's obvious his vocabulary is not lacking, but his ability to use them correctly needs work.
Kudos to whoever programmed creedo299x9, although if this is the sign of artificial intelligence, I'll be driving my own car.
I have browsed this forum in it's almost absolute entirety (barring a few topics), and have speculated and/or embraced theories brought up by the community. However, this is not why I write. One particular user (the infamous Creedo299x9), has not only grabbed my attention, but managed to steal 2 hours of my time while I searched for more topics in his name. I use "his name" loosely right now, as it will become clear to you throughout the rest of this post, that creedo299x9 is not really a "he" at all. He is an "it". It is obvious that he is a bot. An AI program designed to interact with others. Why not? There is a a big bag of money and fame for they who create the worlds most advanced singular artifical conciousness in our history. Creedo299x9 is a test. He is not a living breathing organism and will not be able to put together logical (to you and me) sentences (yet). Take a quick look at most of his speech -
- It has an obvious talent for remembering names, obscure facts, and articles of all kind.
- What better place to test it out than on this forum? It's obvious to me that creedo299x9 is being prepared to be launched into a microsingularity. I mean, who would use monkeys nowadays?
- It's speech is limited to the construct of his programming, and will not be able create a sentence that will be understandable to a logical human being. (not yet, anyway)
- It creates topics and posts mutliple times, corresponding with itself even, filling a topic with about 5 (average) posts of a substantial amount of text.
- Never shows any emotion at all, doesn't get angry, sad, happy, excited, or anything. Insult it? It responds with the same format, which I will illustrate here for the purposes of entertainment -
EXAMPLE of what would be in creedo's post
Sigmeund said> Hey retardo, try to speak in BASIC ENGLISH.
Creedo299x9 replies> Your said actions are unsuitable for existence in said universe, may not, collaborate, with said coalition. June 19,1971 edition, Scientific Journal articles said immature beahviour of said perpatratror, leads, to also unify the space-time continuum.
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Huh?
It's obvious his vocabulary is not lacking, but his ability to use them correctly needs work.
Kudos to whoever programmed creedo299x9, although if this is the sign of artificial intelligence, I'll be driving my own car.