SNL - Jack Handy "Like Thoughts"... :)

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SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

Since the Writers Guild Strike is still on...

We would like provide a "Jack Handy" Thought.

"Jack Handy" was a great bit on SNL of a guy who had strange observations and some times "disturbing" rumors... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

It is sorely missed on Saturday Night Live...

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"Blondes have TOO MUCH FUN... And will mostly get a SEXUAL DISEASE..." /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif



TheCigMan
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

i love myself now thanks to jack handy!!
but seriously though, that was some funny stuff. ever see jack lose it? rofl!
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

Ruthless,

No... I think it was "Deep Thoughts... By Jack Handy"... But I'm not sure...

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TheCigMan
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

Ahhh...,

I screwed this up a little...

It was supposed to be...

"Blondes have TOO MUCH FUN... And will most likely get a SEXUAL DISEASE..."


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TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :) No. 2

Here is one...

I trying to catch up because of the Writers Guild strike and Lorne Michaels being a Canadian/British spy... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Who used the opening of Saturday Night Live to make the Presidency of U.S. of America a joke.


"It's better to die on your feet than... (Being forced, manipulated or extorted to do somthing) On your knees..."



TheCigMMan
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :) No. 3

Inspired by last nights 30 Rock Episode...

"Maple Syrup?... No. It's only for Sunday morning sex. The rest of the week is Chocolate."



TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :) No. 4

Here is my latest Jack Handy like thought...

"The American Education system is bad.

It's so bad everyone from the Third World wants to come to our engineering schools and technology univeristies... Get degrees... Work for our corporations... And STEAL our intellectual property and go back home."

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TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 :)

"To men, BEAUTIFUL or SEXY women are like SHINY OBJECTS... We get easily distracted."

<But it doesn't mean we don't love our wives or girlfriends... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif>



TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 6 :)

"The Jews and Romans (Italians)... First, they killed JESUS... Now... They are trying to KILL AMERICA." /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif



TheCigMan
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 :)

heh, you must be spying on me. i told my wife last night thats not love. i dont believe that way. i believe that if you truly love someone, then you could never hurt them or make them feel less than.
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 :)

heres a jack handy-esque thought, why cant women keep their ovaries in their pants?!?! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/confused.gif

:oops:
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... No. 5 :)

Ruthless,

It seems women have been "pre-conditioned" to have sex with THE MOST AGRESSIVE GUY.

It doesn't seem to matter who unfortunately. And with diseases? and the truth that most people are really BI... It's very dangerous behavior.

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TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :) No. 7

"TV is not just a MEDIA DISPLAY DEVICE. It's an ELECTRO MAGNETIC Mind Destroying MIND CONTROL WEAPON."

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TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :) No. 8

"If the COWBOYS are AMERICA's TEAM?... Why have an NFL SEASON?

We should just give them the TROPHY. And PARTY ONCE A YEAR!

Season Tickets are expensive."



TheCigMan
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :) No. 9

"I've been thinking about the great inventors and contributors to humanity. Capernicus, Newton, Edison, Louis Réard (Inventor of the Bikini) and our greatest inventor in the history of humanity - David Hasselhoff - Reviver and Syndicator of Baywatch."



TheCigMan
 
Re: SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

"Just because you didn't get your grammar school sweetheart or college crush... It doesn't mean you are "gay". Get over it."
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

Hey, It's really me Jack Handy. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

This EVIL ALIEN AND EVIL SCUM ILLUMINATI PSYCHOTIC KILLER invasion of THE PLANET EARTH.

ITS SO REAL AND SCAREY THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN COMMUNICATE.

GET SERIOUS. SAVE MANKIND. YOUR OWN LIFE. AND THEY LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND LOVERS.

DEPENDS ON IT.

Nah.

It's just TheCigMan tell you THE TRUTH.

FUNNY TIME IS OVER.

LETS SAVE HUMANITY and GET DOWN ON ALL THE 'LOVERS' and ENDLESS SEX being a GOOD SOUL HUMAN and/or SPIRITUAL and/or RELIGIOUS TEN COMMANDMENTS person can bring.

YOU ONLY NEED 1-4 lovers ONCE A WEEK like normal people like the 'McMonagle' guy. But we hear hes great in bed but occasionally a little kinky. You need variety sometimes.

SAVE US SAVE MANKIND SAVE THE PLANET EARTH
 
SNL - Jack Handy \"Like Thoughts\"... :)

"Sex is like an amusement park ride. You wait 2 hours to get on and it is over in 5 minutes. But sometimes its worth the wait. But rarely."

The first 2 sentences are attributed to former Chase Manhattan Bank Vice President Ronald Pristin /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

A bank Vice President who was fluent in RUSSIAN??? And just happens to end in its R&D group? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

There was another Vice President fluent in that group who was fluent in written and spoken THAI???

He must have been CIA. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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