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Re: All About The Post Count

We must call Duke Leo and inform him of the situation. Young Paul has been practicing his weirding ways on some of the girls in his 5th period history class. The girls are reporting instances of "lost Time", and all they keep saying, over and over again, is "that voice! Oh the way he uses that voice!". By the way, we'll need to get a janitor into that classroom to clean up the snail trails! :eek:

If these disruptions continue, I am sure the worms will be on their way! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
N/I RMT
 
Re: All About The Post Count

Ah, give me a break Creeds, Vader is a complete pu$$y!

He couldn't "latch onto" me for the sheer fact that he would never be able to keep up! And besides, why would Vader want to mess around with someone from House Atradies? He knows my genestock, and if he doesn't know by now that I am Paul's secret twin brother, then he gets what is coming to him.

I'm tired of all this pussyfooting around. I am now telling it like it is, Creeds, and let the chips falls where they may. Even though I prefer pretzels to chips because they don't have all that saturated fat in them!

Being courageous, like I am being, is not easy. It brings many challenges. But I'll be damned if I am going to let this sort of thing go on during MY watch!

There is a rumor about that House Skywalker has been in negotiations with House Harkounin. And they all agreed to order-out, but are still arguing about whether it should be Chinese or Pizza.

God help us all if they get anchovies!!! This sector of the galaxy will not be safe for several epochs if that comes to pass!

N/I RMT
 
ElectroGraviMagnetic (E/G/M) Record As-Written

I would never mess with Vader.
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Why do you doubt me, Dan? You know that House Atradies (still...sic) is from a much higher Energy order than Vader.

It's the difference between high frequency and low frequency dynamics, my friend. They are two different animals.


New/Improved RMT, now with fresher breath!
 
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You know that House Atradies (still...sic)
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I'm surprised no one has (yet) blown me a new orifice for misspelling my own House's NAME!

My spelling of our family name is an attempt to go "underground"... kinda like being born with the name Hitler. Ya know? It just doesn't go over well at parties when all you get from people is "Oh yeah, you're the brother of Paul Atreides? My he sure has become a dashing leader. Too bad you couldn't be more like him."

I mean really, can anyone blame me for wanting to move out from under his shadow?


New/Improved RMT, now with higher MPG!
 
It\'s NOT OVER YET!

Criminy!! :eek:

For some odd reason, I found a toy giraffe floating in my pool in the backyard. He looked a bit scuffed-up and he is not talking (yet). But on his plastic belly is the name "Kevin".

I seem to recall a myth told by the Bene Gesserit that told of a harbinger for the coming of the Kwisatz Haderach. Also known as "the one who can be many places at once." The myth tells of a deaf-mute giraffe with amazing psychic powers, and a tendency to get caught-up into wormholes.

Traffic is especially heavy here at the beach today, but this may be the last time someone gets to see pressure equalization on the diaper patrol. Quite an amazing feat... one that everyone should witness first-hand, at least once in their life.

Did you pick up any tequila on your way over? We can't really make margarita pudding without it! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif

New/Improved RMT, half the worms but all the flavor!
 
Tarantula Soup is Good Food!

I don't always have this Timerash. It just arrived in the recent past and has lingered to the present, and it told me it would be gone before the future arrived. Not sure I should trust it... it has a shady look about it. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Grapefruits can either cause or cure cancer, depending on how they are applied. Topical antiseptics are not effective in this manner, as the Quantum FTL Injection (QFTLI) method has shown the greatest rate of remission. However, in the interest of full disclosure, the QFTLI method does sometimes cause loose bowels, nighttime incontinence, and slightly irregular heartbeat. Pregnant women should not use this method, and if you have an erection that lasts longer than 364 days, you should consult your physician.

The chemtrails are unusually light today here at the beach. Maybe even that evil, shadow government takes a day or two off at the height of the summer....makes sense to have fun while the kids are out of school.

Oh, sure you can bring something by for the BBQ tonight! Thanks for asking! I think we are getting a bit low on mayonnaise. Let me check with my hunny.... hon? He wants to pick up something to bring over... how much mayonnaise do we need...? Se....huh? Seven? OK, thanks hun...

Yeah, pick up SEVEN jars of mayonnaise! That should be enough! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif

Anyone care to partake in RMT's experiment here?
 
I wonder...

...if anyone who has read this thread has even considered that I am not just being wacked-out, crazy, or humorous.

Has anyone been able to either pick out a pattern, or follow a pattern I have set down in my seemingly nonsensical replies above? Or does everyone think I am just a jerk, a$$hole, or crazy freak who put no "meaning" at all into my replies in this thread?

I can assure you that I used a mathematical model for my initial post AND each of my replies in this thread. I will likely never divulge the model I used, but you might be able to find the underlying message (that was my "input" to my math model)... if you looked long enough and thought hard enough.

Just some trivia for those who like "code" or "puzzle" problems.


RMT
 
Re: I wonder...

Could you perhaps use your model to decipher other posters posts to find similar patterns?

Who knows, perhaps we could all be speaking and posting in some hidden cryptic synchronistic way. If we take your approach and look “long enough and thought hard enough” who knows what more secrets we may find hidden from one another
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TTA
 
Re: I wonder...

Could you perhaps use your model to decipher other posters posts to find similar patterns?
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It is perhaps possible that someone could use my model in such a way, but I never had the Intention to use it in that manner. If someone were able to use my model in such a way, it would certainly be interesting to say the least!
Who knows, perhaps we could all be speaking and posting in some hidden cryptic synchronistic way. If we take your approach and look “long enough and thought hard enough” who knows what more secrets we may find hidden from one another
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So true. I think we all communicate with one another on many different levels at the same Time. SomeTimes what we are saying to each other on one level is just a mere analogy for what we are saying to each other on some other, non-linear level...

I have shared information with others at such a non-linear level... has anyone else done so?

RMT
 
Re: I wonder...

Who knows, perhaps we could all be speaking and posting in some hidden cryptic synchronistic way.
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Oh, you just might be onto something there, my friend. However, what you think is hidden, is not. It all comes down to perceptions, and the willingness to find those "things" embedded within the text.

Everyone, but one, on this board,may be reading one thing, but missing deeper messages masked by the obvious.
 
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