More hilarity in the 21st century

Hey guess what? We were all sitting around Glarfled last night and remembered OvrdLegion or whatever the Fnarz he's called's 'stern warning':-

"The City Council has been alerted, and this forum has been transmitted through our orbiting satellite link, and if it is deemed as a violation of the interhistorical constitution, a stern warning will be conveyed to you to cease all negative activities with regards to interaction with the current citizens of this time period."

And guess what!? We're still waiting for the 'stern warning'

ain't time travellers great??

Nahzvid!
 
And guess what!? We're still waiting for the 'stern warning'
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Stern warning for REAL time travellers that behave irresponsibly. So for obvious reasons, you dont need one. After they conducted a review of all data and related evidence, no more time or thought need be wasted on Dave Kinky.
 
"Stern warning for time travellers that behave irresponsibly. So for obvious reasons, you dont need one. After they conducted a review of all data and related evidence, no more time or thought need be wasted on Dave Kinky."

Oh what a shame, we were all Gnarfled again last night and were laughing about your 'warning' - we never really believed you were a time traveller but were hoping some of your Time Fascists would materialise in the rapidly wrecked house we're all kicking back in and give us a firm telling off.
Luckily now we've got your seal of approval to behave irresponsibly we don't have to fear this particular act of patriarchal authority you threatened.

But y'know, like it was gonna happen anyway, right, Mr 3033 City Council and satellites?

You're such a Gnerfang!
 
doesn anyone actually belive this kid? its hilarious. like a time travler wouldnt know how to type, wouldnt wear close, cant explain the logic of his time machine, and is an all around idiot. if anyone actually belives this kid...i pity you /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
 
"doesn anyone actually belive this kid? its hilarious. like a time travler wouldnt know how to type, wouldnt wear close, cant explain the logic of his time machine, and is an all around idiot. if anyone actually belives this kid...i pity you "

Hold on now Primitive, please explain why you say I can't type when
(a) you've mispelled 'doesn't' ('doesn')
(b) you've mispelled 'believe' ('belive')
(c) you've mispelled 'traveller' ('travler')
(d) you've mispelled 'clothes' ('close')
(e) you've mispelled 'believes' ('belives')

I'd like you to revisit my posts for evidence of where I've shown 'I don't know how to type'???
A case of the Nadzad calling the Orifier red, I believe?

I also don't recall anyone ASKING me to explain the 'logic' of 'my time machine' which would evidence WHY I haven't explained it - and furthermore, its NOT my 'personal' time machine. As previously stated I am a mere time tourist, I just paid to use the device to send me back here to your Industrial dark ages. Could you fully explain the mechanical workings of your vehicles?
Not that I care.

I 'belive' you've confused me with the idiot Chronohistorian!

(All references to Gnarfled etc - I'm using my own future colloquialisms, you ZASNAD!)
 
Boring, eh? Perhaps because none of you DNA-rejects have asked me anything INTERESTING!

God's death, what a load of FEDROX this century is! I'm asking for a refund when I go back to the 25th century and spending the credits on a razorblade and coke trip to 1977!
 
what do you mean, 'for a fact' - I'm from what you'd call a dystopia, there ain't much left of the world in my future! Y'know the hooligans you see in this timeline's TV shows - thats us 3 from the 25th century, but with better technology, you dig?

Get used to it

We're not all bloody do-gooder liberals like you Mr "Gazzak Derant"!
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You would never understand what I mean by "FOR A FACT" And I highly doubt that you're technology is any more advance than any one else. And how in this galaxy or any other "if you are a time travler?" did the let you out of the looney bin. Because in this timeline or any other you would be considered mentally unstable. So as in your own words "GET USED TO IT". By the way, you should never judge a person unless you want to be judged.
 
Hmmm, YOU call me 'mentally unstable' and claim they've 'let me out the looney bin'? Then you inform me "you should never judge a person unless you want to be judged." Now I find that extremely hypocritical, don't you?

Why would I 'never' understand the term 'For a fact'?

I put it to you that you're all 12 year old Star Trek geeks who are terrified of my cyber-anarchist line in non-Chronohistorian bull! Why would EVERY time-traveller be some nice, friendly, liberal bleeding heart? Is the product of your decadent ways too much for you?

ALL SPACE IS OCCUPIED BY THE ENEMY. WE ARE LIVING UNDER A PERMANENT CURFEW. NOT JUST THE COPS - THE GEOMETRY.
 
Dave Kinky,


This what I said:
And how in this galaxy or any other "if you are a time travler?" did the let you out of the looney bin. Because in this timeline or any other you would be considered mentally unstable. So as in your own words "GET USED TO IT"
This is what you said:
Hmmm, YOU call me 'mentally unstable' and claim they've 'let me out the looney bin'? Then you inform me "you should never judge a person unless you want to be judged." Now I find that extremely hypocritical, don't you?

Why would I 'never' understand the term 'For a fact'? Why would EVERY time-traveller be some nice, friendly, liberal bleeding heart? Is the product of your decadent ways too much for you?
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Hint the word considered does not mean I called you any thing. So really I do not see how I am hypocritical. And I don't think any one on this board even said that time travellers were nice friendley, or liberal. This is why I said you would not understand what a fact is. You seem to twist them to whatever fits your argument. So go back to sucking your mum's bossum, or grow up.
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"Hint the word considered does not mean I called you any thing. So really I do not see how I am hypocritical. And I don't think any one on this board even said that time travellers were nice friendley, or liberal. This is why I said you would not understand what a fact is. You seem to twist them to whatever fits your argument. So go back to sucking your mum's bossum, or grow up."

Stop being such a Namsat 'AlphaOmega' I really don't see where I've twisted facts so they fit my 'argument' (what argument? am I tackling philosophy from a different viewpoint? have you claimed a worldview to which I am diametrically opposed??) - perhaps you could provide some examples of this since you love to quote chunks of my messages?

In my opinion you are merely upset that I am not following your stereotype of some space-suit wearing 'oh what a lovely century this is' time traveller.

Incidentally is a 'bossum' some type of primitive 21st century mammal or do you mean 'bosom'?
If not, which way do you want me to grow up? Or would you rather I tow Chronohistorian's line of fraudulent naiveties? Your choice

How about this:
'In my future the world is wonderful, we have space colonies and the internet has a much higher bandwidth and you can have virtual sex with tawdry early 21st century female pop stars'

No
Its not the truth.
Religious intolerance, global warming, globalisation, class warfare, improved weaponry and materialist dialectics does not bode for a happy 'future' and this is where I'm from.

I'd say I'm sorry but I'm not, its Fedrox Nadsat where I'm from which is why your primitive dark age 21st century is like a holiday to myself and my 2 companions.

But, hey, like I said, we asked for 1977 New York and London and they've sent us to the wrong decade and place anyway!

God's death!
 
its funny many people that claim to be from the future on here.don't believe the others who are travelling from the future? I am not so convinced anyone on here is really from the future. Ok so I am a time traveling diva from 3000 who is sent back in time to figure out what happened to all the other rock n roll divas lol. Now if I were from the future for real I would lie low for a few years since I can always go back to the exact time I came from. I would observe and I certainly would not spend hours on an internet forum trying to convince everyone I was from the future. I would think there would be more important things to be done like preventing wars or major daisters.
 
this " dave_kinky" is obviously not a time traveller he wouldn't have made it out of the academy on the other hand i feel sorry for anyone who wastes their time on this amoral crackpot ,

yes generally i'm much nicer ,but this person more like genetically inferior primeape is ticking me off ,on second thought calling this idiot a primeape would be a insult to the primeape species

anyways i'm from 3015 ad

my name : rick nicholai jr.
rank lt./time travel researcher
tid#alpha-221-blackcat
united states time travel enforcement department
co: captin john logan

when dave decides to get his act together and quits trying to give true time travellers a bad rap
he can rejoin humanity .

untill then my advice is everyone ignore him
 
Hey look and I'm still here! I tell you what primitives my first trip to your 21st century was a real learning experience - (1) primitives don't like males to wear female clothes in broad daylight as it upsets their children (2) primitives on the internet believe all time travellers are some kind of do-gooders sent from the future for the good of mankind rather than drunken yobs out for a good time with their orifices (3) adolescent primitives insist time travel is in someway regulated by Time Councils and Academys rather than by The Time Tourism Board who are out to make a quick credit (Their motto 'For Flark's Sake Don't Kill Anyone or Anything') (4) bizarrely --adolescent primitives whack off endlessly about nuclear wars and civil wars on time travel message boards when there are far better (and sexier) things on the internet to occupy them.
I did indeed go on a razorblade and coke holiday to 1977 shortly after my first trip to the Time Travel Institute, it was great hanging out down the Kings Road with Johnny Rotten in London but I then had to go back and remove my image from all of the photos, though I did accidentally leave my sex pistol lying around, so that explains that one!
Anyway since then I've now got my Zodiac Timeship and hang out with John Titor, his young nephew Ethan, Zeshua the hot space nun (she's up for anything seriously) and Creedo299 is our family pet, we are like the Jetsons 2566CE, so it's all worked out for the best. Oh and of course there's the half-micron thick strip of Chronohistorian's pathetic excuse for a personality injected into my brain which still let's me communicate with the Brick-meister should I be suicidal or momentarily insane. Happy days -- and it's all thanks to you cave-dwellers! I love you guys (there's no girls on here let's face it) - even the Norwegian obesessed guys! xxx
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