More hilarity in the 21st century

dave_kinky

dave_kinky

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Fellow time travellers and people of the early 21st century I have now bought some 'clothes' - this is a strange concept for one raised in a naked (but warm, most of the Earth is tropical) society.
Yes, using the easily copied 'cards' you cavemen favour, myself and the two time soldiers with me (Barry and Kxxxavvanax) spent an enjoyable few of your hours on 'Ye Olde Internet' ordering garments.
They arrived this morning and now we are in 'skirts', 'trousers' and 't-shirts'
Oh the comedy!
Later today we will venture out of the 'house' we use as a front for our time travel rourism....I'll let you know///
 
dave, why am I even bothering with a reply, heh. Your posts are amusing yet extremely lazy, come on you can't think of a better name than Kxxxavvanax? How about Fiezel, or Zerx, or Shamalamadingdong.

- Raz
 
'Amusing'? 'Lazy'? How dare you, you 21st century primitive! I take offence at your insulting tone, if I had a 25th century Fission Weapon with me I'd level your whole block! They happen to be their REAL names - I am NOT some fly-by-night Future Bidet FOOL like Chrono-'make it up as I go along'-historian IN THE NAME OF GOD'S DEATH!
 
ok .. so u claim not to be a hoax .. then prove it !

pictures/documents/predictions etc .. if u are who u claim to be this shouldn't be a problem and then us primitives will take you seriously !

b
 
Kxxxavvanax
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Xanax your inspiration for the name of your companion?

I have a companion named Ativanitian Lithiumstein,and he hails from the city of Prozacian. He came with me from the year 3033. ( Please reference - OvrLrdLegions Time Travelling Story ).
 
I travelled naked! What pictures do you want, you primitive perv? Honestly, you savages are so predictable with your base lusts!
 
Kxxxavvanax is a very good friend of mine and decided to keep his name for our little trip to your Dark Ages - what is Xanax? I could just look it up on Ye Olde Internet but I can't be bothered really, we went to a 'park' yesterday and although the oxygen rush was a blast and all of the rodents and animal life was a shocker we had to eventually leave. We may go back today but need to order more clothes as apparently Kxxxavvanax was wearing women's attire and got some strange looks.

As far as your future goes 2150 is a bit of a blinder, some exciting earthquake activity resulting in the Californian Archipelago and Lunar Base's official opening.
 
Raz' you had said that you were gone for three years.

May I ask, since this is bothering me, where did you go for three years, that you did not have access to at least come here and say hi, or snoop around?
 
Creedo, well I don't want it to appear as if I was time-travelling for 3 years, but it seemed that way, it went by fast. I went to a land far away, they did have computers at the library but I was too busy to use them (except I did email my family, that's all I ever used the net for). It was a volunteer assignment, to aid the locals of this area. It was similar to a Peace-Corps kind of assignment.

--- Razimus
 
...you primitives...
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Now Dave, remember there are many of us time travellers posting within Time Travel Institute. So not everyone is as primitive as you keep asserting.
As I hail from the Calender Date of 3033, I believe that would make you a primitive.

Apparently your training didnt include demonstrating respect or avoiding the upsetting of the citizens of this time period. Our missions are to be low-key, and not to cause any angry indivduals to seek us out in earnest because of being impolite.

The City Council has been alerted, and this forum has been transmitted through our orbiting satellite link, and if it is deemed as a violation of the interhistorical constitution, a stern warning will be conveyed to you to cease all negative activities with regards to interaction with the current citizens of this time period.

It seems the customs of the time period were not fully researched before you sent individuals here. We were careful to use our satellite to monitor all transmissions and survey the time period before sending any team members on missions.
 
"Apparently your training didnt include demonstrating respect or avoiding the upsetting of the citizens of this time period. Our missions are to be low-key, and not to cause any angry indivduals to seek us out in earnest because of being impolite.

The City Council has been alerted, and this forum has been transmitted through our orbiting satellite link, and if it is deemed as a violation of the interhistorical constitution, a stern warning will be conveyed to you to cease all negative activities with regards to interaction with the current citizens of this time period.

It seems the customs of the time period were not fully researched before you sent individuals here. We were careful to use our satellite to monitor all transmissions and survey the time period before sending any team members on missions."

Boy I'm scared! God's death, our 'training' from the Holiday Rep was 'Don't kill anyone, they might look stupid but one of them could be your ancestor!'

and is your City Council in 3033? Like I care then! You're not even from the same Parallel are you?
Do the math, Future Boy!
 
Boy I'm scared! God's death, our 'training' from the Holiday Rep was 'Don't kill anyone, they might look stupid but one of them could be your ancestor!'

and is your City Council in 3033? Like I care then! You're not even from the same Parallel are you?
Do the math, Future Boy!
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Our government is primarily City based. The council consists of seven individuals. Of whom carry out any administrative funtions required. Each is from different sectors of industry and society. To interefere with previous time travellers of a seperate time period is not an light matter.
They will need to determine if any action would cause an imbalance of the equilibrium.

Our selection process for team members to be sent into the past requires rigorous training and possible removal from the travelling program if any un-professionalism such as yours is demonstrated. If you had been from 3033, you would have been timed-out.

It is beyond reason to think that your people would allow rude and impolite individuals to become part of a traveling team.

Is it possible to make your points and/or comments without including insults and derogatory remarks?

If you are as superior as you claim to be, demonstrate this with more appropriate communication skills.
 
"Our selection process for team members to be sent into the past requires rigorous training and possible removal from the travelling program if any un-professionalism such as yours is demonstrated. If you had been from 3033, you would have been timed-out.

It is beyond reason to think that your people would allow rude and impolite individuals to become part of a traveling team."

Kvax, Kvax, Kvax! Or as they say in this time 'whatEVER' - we're not a 'travelling team' we're 3 drunken time holidaymakers, when we're not imbibing the primitives local brews and fornicating with their cave-age women we're watching their trashy cathode images!

Apologies that we're not aspiring to your lofty utopian ideals but after the wars we've lived thry we just wanna PARTY for a coupla centuries!

Its not even like any of the KVELTOIDZ on here are even asking me any questions about my fun-packed and pleasurable future is it, Council Boy?
 
"Our selection process for team members to be sent into the past requires rigorous training and possible removal from the travelling program if any un-professionalism such as yours is demonstrated. If you had been from 3033, you would have been timed-out.

It is beyond reason to think that your people would allow rude and impolite individuals to become part of a traveling team."

Kvax, Kvax, Kvax! Or as they say in this time 'whatEVER' - we're not a 'travelling team' we're 3 drunken time holidaymakers, when we're not imbibing the primitives local brews and fornicating with their cave-age women we're watching their trashy cathode images!

Apologies that we're not aspiring to your lofty utopian ideals but after the wars we've lived thry we just wanna PARTY for a coupla centuries!

Its not even like any of the KVELTOIDZ on here are even asking me any questions about my fun-packed and pleasurable future is it, Council Boy?
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If you truly come from the future, you should have a little more commonsense on what you say. Because I know for a fact that anyone from the future would not even think to address the people of the past in the manner you do. So either your future timeline is as backwards as the 19th century, or you are some teenage child getting their rocks of by being rude.
 
dave_kinky you don't give any details. you are obviously bullshit.send us some pictures of your time machine! oh wait, you cant. becasue its NOT real.
 
"Because I know for a fact that anyone from the future would not even think to address the people of the past in the manner you do. " - what do you mean, 'for a fact' - I'm from what you'd call a dystopia, there ain't much left of the world in my future! Y'know the hooligans you see in this timeline's TV shows - thats us 3 from the 25th century, but with better technology, you dig?

Get used to it

We're not all bloody do-gooder liberals like you Mr "Gazzak Derant"!
 
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