I have a confession, chronohistorian: I am actually a time travellor too. I am from the year 456846. In my time we don't have time guards (they were disbanded after mounting allegations of child molestation around the year 7566. Everyone is allowed to time travel, and has personal time travel devices. We usually just use them to go to Euro-Disney though.
Oh, and to watch Superbowl MCXXIV. Cleveland Browns FINALLY WIN!!! W000T!11!!!
You guys can ask me all the questions you want. I promise to reply with some kind of smart ass answer. In the future, being a smart ass means "I wub woo".