Lizard Flu

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For the sake of God's death primitive humans, there is something deadly awaiting you in the future, in 2026CE, the OFFICIAL MOST BORING YEAR SINCE TIME BEGAN (VOTED AT THE TIME TRAVELLERS CONFERENCE, 2345CE ON THE PLANET J-2A BE-DLE)

L-I-Z-A-R-D F-L-U

I REPEAT:

L-I-Z-A-R-D F-L-U

It is a real $hitter, I kid thee not

Your Voice Of Doom from the FUTURE
Dave
(I am now trying the Voice Of Doom for a while, apalling apocalyptic fantasies a specialty, can be manufactured to order.)
 
For the sake of God's death primitive humans, there is something deadly awaiting you in the future, in 2026CE, the OFFICIAL MOST BORING YEAR SINCE TIME BEGAN (VOTED AT THE TIME TRAVELLERS CONFERENCE, 2345CE ON THE PLANET J-2A BE-DLE)

L-I-Z-A-R-D F-L-U

I REPEAT:

L-I-Z-A-R-D F-L-U

It is a real $hitter, I kid thee not

Your Voice Of Doom from the FUTURE
Dave
(I am now trying the Voice Of Doom for a while, apalling apocalyptic fantasies a specialty, can be manufactured to order.)

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Actually it is all a matter of perspective. Different religious beliefs look at doom as the next step to a new life. One mans doom is another mans new life. To me the universe is just one big recycling plant. No need to be negative about the whole dang thing. It is all good.
 
Dave,

Lizard Flu can't hold a tail to Mephitis Flu...and that's the black and white of it all. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
It was the Lizard Flu what caused the civil war in the USA I'll have you know
And the Middle East war
And the hideous Muscle Tree Cake Vs Lunarium Juice War of 2234

Cats and dogs, living together!

Dave (OVOD*)

*Official Voice Of Doom
 
hahaha,so what's next mars or uranus flu?,come on guys! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gifhehehehe /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
To Dave Kinky:

Can you please tell me how a 2009 neanderthal like me could go about contracting the Lizard Flu, right now, in my time?

Write back. Thanks.
RMT
 
[How can I] go about contracting the Lizard Flu, right now, in my time?
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Obviously by eating clams infected with Lizard Flu. Clams and lizards have very close relations.

Make sure to pick up some ClamiFlu from your doctor before going to the clam bar. The clam you consume might have picked up Clam Flu from his/her Lizardmate. Lizards tend to sleep around. For the Lizard Flu, take two aspirin and pray. I read on another site where someone had a RifeHDR (a kind of double radionics machine) and she saw billions and billions of people dropping dead from Lizard Flu...soon...very soon.
 
Obviously by eating clams infected with Lizard Flu. Clams and lizards have very close relations.

Make sure to pick up some ClamiFlu from your doctor before going to the clam bar. The clam you consume might have picked up Clam Flu from his/her Lizardmate. Lizards tend to sleep around. For the Lizard Flu, take two aspirin and pray. I read on another site where someone had a RifeHDR (a kind of double radionics machine) and she saw billions and billions of people dropping dead from Lizard Flu...soon...very soon.
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I had the lizard flu once. I ate a clam to get rid of it. Or if you get the clam flu you eat a lizard to get rid of it. Kinda like getting rid of a hang over by using the hair of the dog that bit you but in a different way since clams and lizards have very close relations. As long as there are plenty of clams and lizards around everyone should be ok.
 
I ate a clam to get rid of it. Or if you get the clam flu you eat a lizard to get rid of it.
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In Lizard-Clam relationships they call that "divorce".
 
I refuse to believe that my beloved clammy ever had any form of relationship with a filthy, disgusting lizard. You can brand me a "racist" or claim that I am against "mixed relationships", but I know that clam, and it would never, not in a million time-traveling years, EVER get involved with a lizard.

I refuse to believe this. PROVE IT TO ME!

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la..... (ears covered, blissfully in that giant river in Egypt)
RMT
 
Re: Lizard Flu: Travis Elementary School

look at this security video:


Link to Youtube...

meanwhile:

the news:

quoted:
May 15, 2009, 2:35PM
The number of Travis Elementary School students diagnosed with swine flu has jumped to 12, likely the largest cluster of the new influenza virus in Texas, health officials said today. The school will be closed until May 26, HISD officials said.
Nearly 400 of the Heights-area school's 712 students stayed home sick today, and a steady stream of parents were removing their children from school throughout the day.
"We felt, it's the end of the week, the end of the term. It wouldn't be bad to take them home," said father John Faraguna, who took his three Travis students home before lunch.

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from:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6424433.html
 
Re: Lizard Flu: Travis Elementary School

The number of Travis Elementary School students diagnosed with swine flu has jumped to 12
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Obviously a misdiagnosis. Every lizard knows that it was Type C Clam Flu.
 
Re: Lizard Flu: Travis Elementary School

Obviously a misdiagnosis. Every lizard knows that it was Type C Clam Flu.
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C'mon Darby. How much more do you and the MSM need to sensationalize this story by constantly referring to it as "Clam Flu"? That creates needless panic, and people all over the world are going to start killing all the clams...just when I am trying to tease that one, wonderful clam out of hiding!
Yes, I would prefer that, from now on, you refer to it by its proper designation as C1L1 Influenza. I would think a goo-OOO-roo would expect no less from you! Amen.

RMT
 
Re: Lizard Flu: Travis Elementary School

I most humbly apologize for spreading panic through the malaprop "Clam Flu". C1L1 (Type C Influenza Mollusca) and its related form L1C1 (Influenze Basiliscus)
are the proper and politically correct forms.

And yes, Goo-ooo-ROO did severely scold his faithful servant.

(And I still say its fracking Clam and Lizard Flu. It's not rocket science to see that by next week we'll all be dead except for the disgusting Ground Zero vector Lizardmen and their clammy cohorts. Goo-ooo-ROO knows that it was in their secret labs that they concocted the evil viral brew.)
 
Re: Lizard Flu: Travis Elementary School

Actually it is all a matter of perspective. Different religious beliefs look at doom as the next step to a new life. One mans doom is another mans new life. To me the universe is just one big recycling plant. No need to be negative about the whole dang thing. It is all good.
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