John_Titor_0
Temporal Novice
I\'m back
i am back from 2039, and i would like to announce that we have finally made some good, usefull progress in my time. in the military, i am now a colonel and i was presented the nobel prize because of my last mission. sorry about my new name, it is now John_Titor_0, because i did not cancell or whatever my last name, and it was taken. This time i am back as a 'vacation' im not on a mission and i must only go when they need me.
Now for some news. for the good news, we(the USA) have finally sent a manned ship into another galaxy and have made contact with him. although, they only got into detail last week, so i dont know much about it. We also now have a public time travleing device, though it cost $2,000,000 dollars for a weeks trip. Our president, Bill Hovenour(D), was assasinated. Why is this good news? because he put the US into almost a Trillion dollars in debt! our new president will probably be Kim Bacher(D). i just did some research on the internet and i found out you guys still havent had a woman or african american president, well Kim, is an african-american woman. and we all seem to like her.
Bad news- really there isnt none. for 3 years the worst thing thats happend was the alien attack on Manigula(the new formed country from siberialast year) oh, ya ya aliens do exist but they just want war. there technolagy is still far more advanced than ours, but theres not much we can do about it. also, theres a rumor that Egypt is comming to reign again.
Well i should go and eat, its 6:00 in fl. wich reminds me, were going to take over canada and turn one of their provinces into states called north Maine, and sell the rest to England.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. No i didnt bring any pictures this time.
i am back from 2039, and i would like to announce that we have finally made some good, usefull progress in my time. in the military, i am now a colonel and i was presented the nobel prize because of my last mission. sorry about my new name, it is now John_Titor_0, because i did not cancell or whatever my last name, and it was taken. This time i am back as a 'vacation' im not on a mission and i must only go when they need me.
Now for some news. for the good news, we(the USA) have finally sent a manned ship into another galaxy and have made contact with him. although, they only got into detail last week, so i dont know much about it. We also now have a public time travleing device, though it cost $2,000,000 dollars for a weeks trip. Our president, Bill Hovenour(D), was assasinated. Why is this good news? because he put the US into almost a Trillion dollars in debt! our new president will probably be Kim Bacher(D). i just did some research on the internet and i found out you guys still havent had a woman or african american president, well Kim, is an african-american woman. and we all seem to like her.
Bad news- really there isnt none. for 3 years the worst thing thats happend was the alien attack on Manigula(the new formed country from siberialast year) oh, ya ya aliens do exist but they just want war. there technolagy is still far more advanced than ours, but theres not much we can do about it. also, theres a rumor that Egypt is comming to reign again.
Well i should go and eat, its 6:00 in fl. wich reminds me, were going to take over canada and turn one of their provinces into states called north Maine, and sell the rest to England.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. No i didnt bring any pictures this time.