I am a time traveller and so on

Warror381, I am not psychic. Psychotic possibly. Sadly I cannot see Jacin Michael Young as a time traveller. Nor as anything else. Our records in 'VER FUTURE' show he is abducted by Lizard Men sometime towards the start of the 21st century and lives out much of his life as a gladiator in the Pain Hole on the planet Uranus where his ring literally collapses while fighting in their ring. If you get my meaning. He can't sit down very well, yeah, you dig? So he is (a) not a time traveller but (b) a galactic traveller. Cosmic swings and roundabouts innit? If you can't have your muscle cake and eat it, why have cake? (***AAAARGH SHUT UP CHRONO****)

Hope that answers your questions, if you see Jacin tell him to start buying lubricants and keeping a big holdall full of them very close to him at all times.

Glad to be of help, The Davester

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Rainman, you autistic rascal you! I have relayed your message to the Clamster but she appeared confused. This confusion escalated with your revelation about El Creedo - Creedo's 'ex-girlfriend' - you are having some primitive jest with myself and my time-travelling posse yes? I read this to Creedo in front of the crew, then I read it again slower and finally had to enact the whole email to the Creed with small puppets made of wood (muscle tree, natch) - when the dim light of your email reached the black hole of his mind there was much raucous laughter all round to the point where the Creedmeister moulted a whole slew of skin all over the Comms deck of the Zodiac.

To my knowledge Creedster has never had a girlfriend so ex-girlfriend is an impossibility or a time paradox yes? Unless you have been mounting the rear exhaust port of the Zodiac's tertiary waste disposal chute and it has learned to talk and complaint about the veracity of your fervent human/fission chamber lovemaking then I would hazard that you and the Creed have not shared an orifice in your pursuit of pleasure?

Glad to be of help, Dave
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Oh really, is the person Creedo reminded you of like a cross between the Son Of Godzilla, a large werewolf and an extinct primitive fish, with the personality of a hermaphrodite meerkat being mounted by a Lizard Man at the height of the mating season, doped out of its tiny mind on Muscle Tree Cake? If you ticked 'yes' to all of those boxes you're about 1/4 of the way there my friend.

Dave x
 
Dave,

It is apparant that the Creedo unit is malfunctioning, and in a big way. Yes, Creedo did have a girlfriend. If you search on his posts here, he even tells the story of one weekend when he brought her down to my bungalow in NoHo (that's North Hollywood for you time travelers who don't have time to pick up the local SoCal lingo). Yes, indeed, within these very posting forums Creedo told the story of how I first met his ex-girlfriend (my current bootie-banging-hobby-girl). Creedo could even tell when he first introduced us that she couldn't keep her eyes off me... or my primitive, non-time-traveling bulge.

What I think is going on is the Creedo299 unit is simply shielding its long-term memory from having to recall this event. Poor ugly thing, I am sure if he did bring that memory forward you would have one messy creature on your hand.... You could not even staunch the crying, but then there is that whole "acrid smell" problem too. Don't push the poor wretch to remember. But if you want the proof all you have to do is find the post he wrote with his own crayon telling the story.

Actually, she is pretty damn good in bed. You should come by one night and I will let you rent her out... only if you promise to keep Chrono away from her. She hates virgins!

On the Clamorian issue, I am getting suspcious. I notice that you ignored my request for picture proof of who you are. Are you working for the NWO nowadays? I smell a rat, or a fish... or a Lunarian Lemming! Stop stalling... I want to know if Clamorian knows about the thing some call Niburu, that I know is all set to turn into that giant bowl of RED clam chowder.

Stop stalling, bucko... me and the gubmint are on to you, wiseguy! Put Chrono on the line! I need to talk to that boy!

RMT
 
I'm not stalling, you gotta understand the Clamorette is not the Clamorian you once knew. Creedo is a broken creature, he too is not what you may have known before. How bad was his mucus emission and scaling when you knew him?
These are damaged people we're talking about here. And I mean people in the broadest sense of the word. Nobody is going to start asking them awkward questions or hanging them out of the airlock above the black hole in the Crab Nebula on my watch unless its me, ya hear?

Anyway Rainman, you asked for Chrono so I am switching into 12 year old (now 15 year old but discovered furious masturbation) mode for you ...... now.....ah....there you go

Hewwo Chwono here, how can I 'elp you your worship?
 
Warror381, I am not psychic. Psychotic possibly. Sadly I cannot see Jacin Michael Young as a time traveller. Nor as anything else. Our records in 'VER FUTURE' show he is abducted by Lizard Men sometime towards the start of the 21st century and lives out much of his life as a gladiator in the Pain Hole on the planet Uranus where his ring literally collapses while fighting in their ring. If you get my meaning. He can't sit down very well, yeah, you dig? So he is (a) not a time traveller but (b) a galactic traveller. Cosmic swings and roundabouts innit? If you can't have your muscle cake and eat it, why have cake? (***AAAARGH SHUT UP CHRONO****)

Hope that answers your questions, if you see Jacin tell him to start buying lubricants and keeping a big holdall full of them very close to him at all times.

Glad to be of help, The Davester

xx

jacin ask me to ask you how did he die? and what age did he die?? and why was he abduction for?? and also wonder what is a Galactic traveller?? write back..he ask.
 
Ah Mr. Comedian. As I suspected another hoaxer and debunker, who just pulled rule number three, from the The Four Rules of Debunking. You can apply this to any subject, it doesn't matter.

1 What the public doesn't know, we are not going to tell them.

2 Don't bother us with the facts, our minds are made up.

3 If we can't attack the data, we will attack the people; it is much easier.

4 Do one's research by proclamation, rather than investigation. It is much easier and most people won't know the difference.

All I am asking is for is real proof. You'd rather stick to rule three.
 
seem we have another bart simpson here , ( AKA ATTENTION HUNGRY SHARK) someone who will do and say anything to get attention and lives on reply just to add more after , dude jacin young is way more knowledgable than you about time travel he has been into time travel way longer than i am and as become over the year a close friend of mine and excellent webcrawler to find and ressource information on his pc he host some of the most relevant time travel information so please bash someone else , i dont thunk you mesure to some one like him or me , what is your value to such a forum , me personnaly when budget permit i do experiment base on relevant information given to me by the member and possible time travel experiment so if you need attention go on anomalie or above top secret they live for that there i think time travel institute is by far one of the most relevant gathering ive seen so far , let try to keep it that way
 
Notime & Doc Z,

We, Goo-ooo-ROO the Great and Wonderful, by His Grace, Lord Emperor of Bern and Adversary of He Who Has a Pact With Satan, Amen, understand that you are new here. We shall explain:

He Who Has a Pact With Satan, the evil and wicked Moderator RainmanTime (Ptui! We spit on his boots!) invited the equally evil and wicked Clamorian/Kinky Dave/Chronohistorian to make a return engagement to our lands to entertain us with some comic relief.

We sympathize with those who do not appreciate English humor (or English dental hygiene for that matter). Bring out your dead!
 
Ah Mr. Comedian. As I suspected another hoaxer and debunker, who just pulled rule number three, from the The Four Rules of Debunking. You can apply this to any subject, it doesn't matter.

1 What the public doesn't know, we are not going to tell them.

2 Don't bother us with the facts, our minds are made up.

3 If we can't attack the data, we will attack the people; it is much easier.

4 Do one's research by proclamation, rather than investigation. It is much easier and most people won't know the difference.

All I am asking is for is real proof. You'd rather stick to rule three.
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In fact, one of the dastardly rules of debunking is to denounce publicly, but not to face the opposition in open debate!

What else is amazing about the rules of debunking is how the rules of debunking only apply to one side of an argument but not the other! Again, not withstanding up to open debate.

Hmmm... Could it be that debunking is debunked itself? I do believe so.
 
Notimeagain you forgot rule no 5

5. Sending emails back to September 1998 is a pointless exercise, unless of course, you're you

Glad to be of help
Dave
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doctorz, I am cheered up immensely by the fact that your pocket money budget is being used to finance your experiments with time travel, but for crying out loud make sure you have a decent meal sometime, yeah? and watch out for Lizard Men, particularly any bearing Muscle Trees and insisting on giving you a rectal probe. Although thats how it started for me, so who am I to complain?
 
Hewwo Chwono here, how can I 'elp you your worship?
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Hello, Chrono, old pal! How are you doing? Is Dave feeding you enough time cake? You are sounding a little weak. Look, I realize that you are nothing more than a strip of beef jerky attached to Dave Kinky's body right now, but we've got a tough mission and you were the only one that came to mind that would have a prayer of finishing it. And before you say anything, yes, your favorite extra-terrestrial species, the Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarans (sorry, I always forget how many "a's" are in their name, so I was being extra cautious) are directly involved.

So here is the deal: If you have finally completed your course in potty training, and there is no danger of you wetting yourself and causing embarassment to the Great Galactic Federation of Really Cool Dudes (yes, the GGFRCD), then please report to checkpoint Dweezil right off the shoulder of Orion...ASAP! I mean we literally need you there yesterday! (You have remembered how to time travel right? You don't need Dave to help?)

I'd highly recommend you dig up a few muscle trees and bring them along, because you are gonna need them. Those Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarans are pissed off! Don't bother bringing Creedo299, he will just make a mess. But smack Clamorian upside the head, tell him to stop acting like a little girl, and bring him along too. He always did enjoy the taste of freshly grilled Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaran flesh!

Report back to me here once you have reached checkpoint Dweezil. Communication terminated. You can turn the line back over to the Kinkster.

RMT
 
How bad was his mucus emission and scaling when you knew him?
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Why do you think I mentioned the "acrid smell" in my post above???? If his mucus is that bad, how could you not have smelled that smell? Unless you have been mainlining Lunarium again... I told you that stuff would kill your sense of smell (not to mention shrink your grapes into raisins!).

If I were you, I would put Creedo to bed right now, and no dessert for him, mister!
RMT
 
Warrior381, are you actually Jacin? Or possibly you are both engaged in carnal love with each other since it is Jacin you bang on and on about? No matter. I will switch on the screen of my amazing Kinkometric Chrono-viewer and answer your question:

"jacin ask me to ask you how did he die? and what age did he die?? and why was he abduction for?? and also wonder what is a Galactic traveller?? write back..he ask."

Jacin died in a hole in Uranus in the year of our Dave 2056, which will give you an indication of his age at the point of death. At the time he was dressed in a full gimp outfit and he had been fighting in the Lizard Men's Gladiatorial Arena for nearly ten months. However the Lizard Men's dubious weaponry used in the arena was a poorly lubricated anal probe, and after ten months Jacin could fight no longer. Or sit down. Or take a warm bath.
The Lizard Men particularly targeted Jacin to abduct because he is universally known across all the timekinks for having a particularly attractive pair of pert buttocks.

Hope this clears things up
Glad to be of help
Dave
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Rainmantime, on reflection it is a bad idea to let Chronohistorian loose on time travel forums, I will not make that mistake again.
 
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