Guiliani TOP TEN List of Skeletons in the closet..

Paris HiltonTOP TEN Reasons for no inheritance

It seems Paris Hilton's grandfather is leaving her out of the will...

Here may be some of the reasons why!!!


1) She has a great CAREER IN PORN!!!

2) She could always do more COMMERICALS IN BIKINIS!!!

3) Her music career will make a COMEBACK!!!

4) Playboy has been calling for YEARS!!!...

5) All CEOs love BLONDS. I'm sure one will marry her.

6) She could always make more "DVDS"...

7) Nicole Ritchie can support her...

8) That "Simple Life" really showed her "acting range"...

9) She's knows everything and EVERYONE who is "HOT"

10) She has legs... And knows how to use them...


Ah I kid... I love PARIS and her PHONEY MARILYN SQUEAKY SOFT VOICE that she uses... You should hear THAT HUSKY FOUL MOUTH on set.. When the camera isn't rolling... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

She's smoking hot though... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif I'll give her that... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

TheCigMan
 
Jaime Lynn Spears TOP TEN reasons she got prego

Unfortunately, poor little Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant...

And Mom sold the "story" for a MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Here maybe some of the reasons why!!!


1) MOM needed the money for drugs, partying, clubs and young men & women!!!

2) Britney caught Momma Spears off!!!

3) Introducing her friends to MOM!

4) Double dating with Mom at the CLUBS!!!

5) Trying to be "Hot" in Hollywood...

6) Hanging out at MySpace being a "crazy slut american"...

7) Working with CREEPY ADULTS, MANAGERS and PUBLICISTS...

8) Maybe working for ABC/DISNEY is a BIG PROBLEM...

9) Looking up to her sister Britney...

10) Hanging out in Hollywood...



It's sad with these moms like Ms. Spears and Ms. Lohan...

TheCigMan
 
Spitzer TOP TEN Reasons for a \"Call Girl\"

N.Y. Governor Elliot Spitzer unfornately resigned due to a sex scandal with a call girl.

However, we can't resist the opportunity to have a little fun and take the seriousness out of the situation. Mr. Spitzer? President Bill Clinton didn't resign. You should have hung in there.

There is a double standard in "America..." It's "ok" for americans to have "wild swinging sex lifestyles" but "not ok" to have a psychologist-sex-therapist type "friend"....


1) She was SMOKING HOT BRUNETTE!!!

2) He's not good at "dirty talk"

3) He's "not into spanking" or "bondage" <Kidding. Mrs. Spitzer>

4) His wife wanted "eloborate roleplay fantasies" that require "scripts, rehearsals and costumes" and "bit players". He justed wanted a little "love" and "affection".

5) He just wanted a normal date... A few drinks, missionary position, cuddling after and pillow talk

6) He wanted to date a "nice jewish girl..."

7) He just wanted someone to "talk to..."

8) His wife used "sex as a weapon"... <Kidding.>

9) To "hire someone" be on your staff... Is dangerous... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

10) He needed the practice before "Valentine's Day" so he can show his wife some "new moves"...

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TheCigMan

PLEASE NOTE: Just meant in good fun. Call Girls have been around since the turn of the century in the United States. In Europe, men have "multiple mistresses" as well as "girlfriends" as well as "wives". America need to "lighten" up with this stuff.
 
FAA TOP TEN Reasons to ground American Airlines.

As you know... The FAA grounded American Airlines...

Here are the "rumored" reasons...


1) The Stewardesses are not "Playboy" Material Anymore! Join a gym Ladies!!!

2) The Pilots were "Top Gun" Fighter School Dropouts! And reported "UFO's"... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

3) American Airlines only hub was Denver International Airport!

4) The stewardesses were slipping "mickeys" into drinks using "special ice" and "beverages"
from special trays

5) The stewardesses were "call girls" using the undercarriage luggage compartments...

6) The stewardesses only slept with CEO's, Boards of Directors, Corporate VPs,
Sports Stars, Rock Stars, TV and Movie Celebrities, Newsreporters and "CIA Agents"...

7) The stewardesses didn't know how to point with 2 fingers and wave towards the exists...

8) The stewardesses don't know where the right "exits" are...

9) Their seats didn't fully recline...

10) They don't serve peanuts anymore...



TheCigMan
 
Bradgelina TOP TEN Baby Names Considered

Bradgelina just had twins... These are the TOP TEN Baby Names considered...

They settled on Knox and Vievenne...



1) Ying and Yang!!!

2) Archie and Edith

3) Cane and Anna Belle

4) Butch and Sundance

5) Mr. & Mrs. Smith

6) Cagney and Lacy

7) Starksy and Hutch

8) Major Healy and Jeanie

9) Lucy and Ricky

10) Fred and Ethel


At least, they are better than Moon Unit or Soliel Moon Frye /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif


TheCigMan
 
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