You are nothing but primitive, disgusting animals

exodius

Temporal Novice
It sickens me to even resort to communicating to you via this foul language. I do not come here with claims of traveling to your time through some means of advanced technology, nor do I come here on a mission to save the hopeless swine that infest this electronic meeting place. I come here for sheer amusement. Your rule is soon coming to an end. You want to know what your future holds? Enslavement. The majority of you will fall under the rule of those who have ascended. My kind have "unlocked" ourselves and broke the shackles that were placed on our brains millenia ago. Your people will become our slaves and pets. Your meaningless lives will be spent in servitude. There is no god to save you. There is only the Xenphilia. The John Titors of this place and others are a joke. Your future is nothing that they claim it to be. Those who ascend will become the rulers. We have become capable of things you can only dream of. In fact, my powers are what granted me access to your current world. For lack of better terms, I have hijacked the mind of one of you. He is my puppet and my voice. Through him, I can insult you and boast of the coming downfall of humanity. Technology serves no importance in the future. With the majority of the world's people under our control, there is no need for it. After ascension, the brain no longer instructs the body to age or become ill. My kind does not suffer from disease. My kind does not experience death.

I could go on for eternity about my kind, but I already grow bored with this weak display of power and I must let my host rest. By using him, I am also destroying him. Should I spend too much time in his head, I would "cook" his brain. For now, I leave you to fear what you shall become.
 
wow, for all that "acsension" your doing, why cant you get over some of the most simple of human flaws? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

oh, you wanted me to name them? ok!

greed
narccisism
pettiness

you might want to go "acsend" some more, your not doing a very good job, that is, unless your going for that whole darth vader stereotype. in wich case, use the force wisely my son, for there must always be a balance in the force...


...or something like that.
 
You are nothing but primitive, disgusting animals?

Exodius,

As for "Through him, I can insult you and boast of the coming downfall of humanity."

Au Contraire! Mon frere! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

We are going to stop the MICROWAVE BOMBARDMENT of humans.

We are going to stop the ALUMINIUM POISONING of humans.

We are going to get rid of the ELECTRO-MAGNETIC WEAPON commonly referred to as "Television"


And Humanity will RISE up against the EVIL ENERGY ENTITIES that have taken over some humans and/or impersonate them!!!

And then we are going to kick some EVIL ALIEN ASS!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif



TheCigMan
<Kidding...>
 
I could go on for eternity about my kind, but I already grow bored with this weak display of power and I must let my host rest.

Precisely - a weak display of power.

(I'm also bored with it.)

Zzzzzz......
 
My kind does not experience death.

Didn't you know? Merlin created a weapon capable of destroying ascended beings. I guess you missed that episode.

Anyway, this is the wrong forum for you, since you're not claiming to be a time traveller. Bye.
 
Re: You are nothing but primitive, disgusting anim

Well sorry Exodoius I never took clicks and whistles in classes so you'll have to muddle though and unfortunately you don't know the 1st thing about a type 0 let alone a type 2 civilization that would have the technical knowledge required to create a consciousness vessel capable of harboring your conscious self for an extended not eternal amount of time.

LOL @ eternity define it I dare you can you wrap ego around that "possibly you could" But I'm not replying to chastise you but to correct you. If and when any race advanced to that point do you really think they would feel the need to enslave anything, worshipers and slaves rofl to become as empowered as you state you are.

You have no need of anything especially worshipers and slaves or pets you could will your own into existence it could wag it's tail and probably have more of a grasp of the universes in general than you do.

So stop deifying your self it's ungracious, bad manners, and not a good way to say hello to any civilization... Q.E.D.
 
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