Yet another time traveling clam

Clamorian

Clamorian

Temporal Novice
Greetings! I am Clamorian of the year 2055!

You guy's really are something. You all wanna play games, like, you don't even KNOW what's going on! It's like, I was watching the Alex Jones Show â„¢ and he was all like: Illuminati Control us. Invest in gold. I didn't believe him at first but the part where he points out that Starbucks is run by Satan was just too convincing!

This guy I know called Qronos lent me a bunch of his movies; I tried to return them but I think he was eaten by a Snarlark. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Anyway I'm from the future. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe. Oh! And did you know that Titor was telling the truth? I met him over a cappuccino in the anti-gravity bar on the planet Eris. He's a nice guy, just a little ... y'know ... "country".
'Kept going on and on about how great his family is and why he can't imagine being away from them. Phh, I was spawned fer' chrissake' I don't need to be preached to, man.

So I've just undertaken one of the most amazing feats in history and I decided that a message board was the right thing to go for. The press can wait: Besides I think there's an anti-clam bias in the media. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/cry.gif

Ask me anything you want about the future, humans. I would be glad to answer with all my clammy-wisdom!
 
Clamorian
Hi Clamorian I'm Doggie I have a couple of questions to ask you so here they are and thanks for answering all of these for me I appreciate that I hope you have a good day:

1. Where are you from? How old? male or female?

2. What does your time machine look like and what does it do in private and in general?

3. What kind of entertainment and transportation do you have in your timeline?

4. Are you human, alien, spirit, ghost, and etc.?

thanks for your time and patience and listening too and thanks for everything like advice and info I hope I can talk with you again later on and I am a honest and cool person and I am no authority figure or anything like that well nice talking with you well I will talk with you again later on!
 
all i wanna know is: how many burritos can it hold? i heard 2007 burritos are off the chain in 2107, but thats just the word on the streets
 
Adam,

4. Are you human, alien, spirit, ghost, and etc.?
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Come on, son, read his post. He told you that he's a clam - a mollusc. His environment, therefore, is probably somewhat wet, sandy and salty (unless he was spawned in fresh water). His method of transportation is (water) jet propulsion.

His main enemy is Eric Stratton. Theodore Cleaver is Eric's pal.
 
1. Where are you from? How old? male or female?
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Like I said, I'm from the year 2055. I come from the planet Eris. Yep, modern scientists are correct: Eris can hold life!

2. What does your time machine look like and what does it do in private and in general?
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My Time Machine is a large Penny-Farthing with electrodes attached which produce a quantum singularity..

3. What kind of entertainment and transportation do you have in your timeline?
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We greatly enjoy Seinfeld.

4. Are you human, alien, spirit, ghost, and etc.?
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Durr, I'm a clam.


And yes, that bloody "Otter" Eric Stratton is no friend of mine. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/mad.gif
 
yet a I want to know something do you see there is a World War 3 coming in this planet Earth??
when is the first time Machine come out for public or other reason??
also I want to know can you post your picture of the time machine??

write back..
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>Greetings! I am Clamorian of the year 2055!

And why should I believe that? Maybe, you can like watcher give us precise date of Armaggedon. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

>Anyway I'm from the future. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe. Oh! And did you know that Titor was >telling the truth? I met him over a cappuccino in the anti-gravity bar on the planet Eris. He's a >nice guy, just a little ... y'know ... "country".

LOL. You are playing too much computer games.

>Ask me anything you want about the future, humans. I would be glad to answer with all my clammy->wisdom!

Like lottery tickets on May 26, 2014. Or when was found first cure that prevents cancer.

Give us some proof. Be ORIGINAL.
 
Clamorian
Hi Calmorian it's me once again I have a couple of more questions to ask you so here they are and thanks for answering my questions before and thanks for being cool and honest with me and thanks for everything:

1. What kind of food and drink do you have in your time?

2. What kind of people live in your time?

3. Where is your planet located at and will we find it later on?

thanks for listening and your time and patience and thanks in advance I will talk with you again later on and I hope you have a good day well see ya later!
 
Q: Are you edible, like many others of your species?

Q: Why are clams happy as in "happy as a clam"?

Q: In a "clambake" is it the clams that get baked, or the other way around? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Anyway I'm from the future. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe.
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Actually, that's the most believable part of your story.

The clam thing is much harder to SWALLOW (pun fully intended). Boy, I'm beginning to miss Titorian... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
 
Like lottery tickets on May 26, 2014. Or when was found first cure that prevents cancer.

Give us some proof. Be ORIGINAL.
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The lottery results are ...

6 89 32 12 5 7 8 and the bonus number is 16

Also cancer will be cured in 2016, April the 14th.
 
Q: Are you edible, like many others of your species?
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Just about every species is edible, whether or not they're digestible is another question.

Q: Why are clams happy as in "happy as a clam"?
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Cause we're clams. We produce lucrative pearls as excretion! What's not to like?! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Q: In a "clambake" is it the clams that get baked, or the other way around?
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I dunno' but I can tell you that Elvis Presley was abducted.
 
1. What kind of food and drink do you have in your time?
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We have lotsa' stuff. But Chinese Food is still high on everyones list. Mmm-so-good.

2. What kind of people live in your time?
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Humans, Clamoids and Lizard Men from The Moon.

3. Where is your planet located at and will we find it later on?
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The Planet Eris has recently been discovered. Wiki it.
 
OK, now you have my attention.

Sorry if I was rude, but that is standard testing, because many "want to be" time travellers post their false claimings, so I am very sceptic by any new one.

Now the questions gonna start.

1) Can you tell me every president in USA in next 20 years, their terms in years?

2) Will there be any major problem in the world in years to come?

3) When time travel machine was invented?

4) Is there multiple timelines, or only one?

5) Have you achieved singularity?

That is for now.
 
Clam chowder is some good, good stuff.

Of course I am speaking about the "white", New England style. Anybody who likes the "red", Manhattan style has got to be out of their minds. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

So which style are you, Clamorian?
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wow, Clamorian, what ever you're doing, keep doing it. Either you're very persuasive or these kats are really that gullible. And clambake, I believe everything gets baked except the middle section.
 
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