worst food, you've ever eaten?

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What is the worst food, you have ever eaten?

Have you ever had something stored and forgot about it.Anticipating this store away item, only to find late one night, you got out of your easy chair, went over to the fridge, blindly making a sandwich.

Then, in the dimly lit room, you bite down only to find that the luncheon meats, you had supposed was prime and fresh, ended up tasting like your cow's behind!?

Bad stuff, yet it happens.

In the new projected era to come, after John Titor, we should all get to occasionally enjoy such items as fresh road kill, after the government buzzes by.

There are also foods, made by people, known as ready to eat food packs.I have tasted these and they taste like cardboard.

To get ready for these wonderful times ahead, what is possibly the worst food that you have ever eaten and lived to tell about?

I once ate a piece of yellow baloney, even though I knew it was bad.

It was tainted, looked yellow; but hey' I ate it any way.

Have any of you ever eaten road kill cuisine?

Were any of you ever in the military, to where you would purposely throw food onto the dirt and then in a gross-out battle eat this food in-front of other members of your unit?

As the truck drivers say, did you ever attend a ((choke and puke restaurant)), to where the people walking out the door, are walking as if they had escaped from some sort of government exponential laboratory?

Did one of your family members, ever make you a meal, that you had personally thought was intended for the family poochie.

Well' share your gross-out stories, here!?

After I listen to them, I might go make myself another yellow lunchmeat sandwich.

Saying for today, by Betty Cocker-spaniel:The longer an old burrito sits beneath the trash dumpster and ages, the better it is to consume, later on!
 
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Beefburgers, hamburgers, icky things.
Curry.
Marmalade, its got bits in it, who thought that one up?
Fish Eggs, yuck too salty for me.
Beef, makes me ill. Seriously, can't eat the stuff, my stomach just throughs it back the way it came in.
Pizzas, whats the point in them?
Things with batter on. why cover up the good stuff, why do I need to get through a layer of fat retaining crud to get to the good stuff eh?
Anything not fully dead and not burnt so I don't see blood.

Unfortunately I still can't get used to many foods here, although chicken is good, and bacon, I like bacon.
 
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Pizzas, whats the point in them?
What's the point? My God, man, have you lost your marbles completely!?


Might I suggest to you, kind sir, that having a reason (and a reasonable accompaniment) to drink beer is the "point" of pizza! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Zounds, but how people forget form goes with function in these matters!

Now, if we want to talk icky foods, can we have a little time-out and discuss the repulsion instilled by brussel sprouts?

RMT
 
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2 week old pizza that had fur on it
Butter scotch ice cream and using spicy nacho doritos as spoons
pepperoni sticks and a can of root beer for breakfast.

....then again i'm 16
 
Re: worst food, you\'ve ever eaten?

Keven, dude!
2 week old pizza that had fur on it
Sounds like you and I ate from the same pizza at some point in the SpaceTime continuum! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
pepperoni sticks and a can of root beer for breakfast.
I'd have to agree. I find pepperoni sticks go much better with either grapefruit juice or lemonade. Maybe its the carbonation in root beer that makes it so awful? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/confused.gif

RMT
 
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Lets hop onto the other foot whats the best thing you've ever eaten?

Shepards pie
Pineapple

and don't put your girlfriends name either, thats so immmature...and i'd win, my GF is a model /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif
 
Re: worst food, you\'ve ever eaten?

I'll add any alcholic beverage to the list of horrid stuff, although of course it isn't food, it's still the worst stuff I have had to consume.
 
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and don't put your girlfriends name either, thats so immmature...and i'd win, my GF is a model
Now why'd you have to go and ruin my fun, Keven!

Besides, you haven't seen my latest girlfriend, have you? Se likes eating pineapple, and oh what it does to her taste! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif

edited because her original picture is a bit too racy for the young-un's eyes! This one is more G-rated!


RMT
 
Re: worst food, you\'ve ever eaten?

You'll excuse me if i shudder *shudder* you just brought upon a whole new world of weird....but are u serious? cuz i loooove pineapples
 
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but are u serious? cuz i loooove pineapples
Dead serious. The woman you see above eats pineapples, and oh is she sweet! Tell your G/F to try it, you will be pleased with the results! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/yum.gif

RMT
 
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I can see the pics, and i am now wondering if were on the same page....(metaphorically)
 
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i am now wondering if were on the same page....(metaphorically)
We were talking about the best thing we'eve ever tasted, right? Well, pineapple + my hot G/F is a meal fit for a king, I tell you!

RMT
 
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Denny's Beer Barrel pub in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger this year, is offering a new burger that weighs 8.8 kilograms.

Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, it comes with 4.8 kilograms of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, 1 cups each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers - and a bun. It costs $US30

"It can feed a family of 10," said Denny Leigey, the pub's owner.
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Re: worst food, you\'ve ever eaten?

Then, in the dimly lit room, you bite down only to find that the luncheon meats, you had supposed was prime and fresh, ended up tasting like your cow's behind!?

Can't say I've ever tasted a cows behind, and I don't even own a cow, so I can't say that indeed I've had luncheon meats that ended up as you've described.

A guy I knew long ago found an old sandwich in a dumpster and was so hungry he ate it. He started to gag and finally with one good hack, a huge roach came out from his mouth, hit the ground running and dissappeared into some nearby underbrush. That made me somewhat ill just to see it happen.

The worst thing that I've had to eat was a slice of apple pie where the cook forgot to de-core the apples. Was not as tasty as I expected as I began to chew through stems and seeds. That restaurant isnt in business anymore...wonder why?
 
Re: worst food, you\'ve ever eaten?

The worst food you can ever eat, is to try and eat the last dish you had before you came down with food poisoning.

Just the smell or thought can make you want to be sick.

It takes many weeks before you can get back to normal.

So in thoery the worst food you have ever eaten can be just about anything. even if its your favourite.

kind regards,
Olly

*Olly re-shuts the Poll*
 
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Let's try to stay on topic, please?

Raul
 
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