Ever since the discovery of the Higgs I have suspected its all bullshit. I don't believe the concept of mass is real. Mass is just the Magic Genie that is used to create an equation. Let me demonstrate:Bullshit=Gold
Obviously something is wrong with that equation. Lets correct it:
Bullshit x Magic Genie=Gold
That looks better. Now we just have to dupe everyone into believing in Magic Genies. So we don't tell anyone that we are using Magic Genies as the basis for our science today. So the concept of mass was born. Now lets do this with something you might recognize:
Force=Acceleration
Oops! I left out the Magic Genie.
Force=Mass x Acceleration
Q.E.D.