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creedo299

creedo299

Epochal Historian
Clear day, fifty miles visability, hot no clouds, Washington State mid part:

I noted today, as I went in for my appointments, a red set of ladie's underpants on the road.

I had gone some distance, turned around and gathered them from the road.

They were in new condition, and look as if hardly used at all.

I can trace almost what a person looks like, from their body odor.

So holding them to my face, I sniffed a bit, to try to discern who wore them.

I got and image, however the odor smelled more similar to motor oil, that a lady's scent.

However in a half minutes time, I received only a marginal stiffening, in the teeter area.

Off in the distance, about five miles out, I then saw a silver UFO, banking to its side.

This UFO was not a plane and must have been a flying saucer.

This saucer disappeared very quickly, as soon as I saw it.

I wander if they were looking at me take abandoned underwear from the road?

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