dave_kinky
Temporal Navigator
The boy Chrono and I have taken a quick break from eating cake, atomising Skaarans and rubbing Lunarium on our writhing naked bodies to give all you potential time travellers out there our fantastic guide to starting a thread in a somewhat Steve Jackson's Dungeons Of Doom gamebook stylee:
Dave/Chrono's Standard Time Travel Thread
1.) Greetings humanoids I am:
A) A time traveller from 2104 (very little chance of anyone here still being alive to check if my predictions come true, keep going, keep going!!! nnnng, head hurts now)
B) Bored and have just read John Titor thread and fancied a go myself, easy innit this time travel thing? Erm, I time travelled in a big metal time egg or something
C) Seriously I am a time traveller, honest, oh alright I'm 14 and had this PC for my birthday
D) The original Chrono under yet another assumed name
2.) I have returned to your time to:
A) Bring you a dire warning about Civil War in the USA. Again. In 2012. Again.
B) Bring you a dire warning about the robot defence system going haywire and wiping out humanity just like what's in them Terminator films
C) Bring you loads of literally-invented-as-I-type nonsense about battling aliens from the Planet Zarf
D) waste it completely with ludicrous statements and ever-spiralling flights of fancy
3.) Please read my thread and:
A) Ask me any questions you may have because you're really bored and the extent of my time travel expedition involves 4 hours every day on a time travel forum sitting typing. In my pants with a big bag of chips dropping crumbs in the keyboard until my eyes bleed. Am I going to go off and see the 21st century instead? Nah, this PC in the local library will do.
B) rip the pi$$ out of its sheer lack of imagination and plot holes you could fly a Zeppelin through
C) moan 'nooooooooooooooo' and repeatedly bash your head on the monitor until your skull shows through the meaty hole in your bleeding forehead
D) Laugh until you lapse into unconsciousness
4.) Then:
A) Give up on the thread due to its sheer tedium
B) Perpetuate it for months due to its random hilarity
C) Fly Zeppelins through the plot holes until the thread poster gives up and has to have a lie down
D) Locate posters IP address, go round with the lads and beat them until they never type again
Dave/Chrono's Standard Time Travel Thread
1.) Greetings humanoids I am:
A) A time traveller from 2104 (very little chance of anyone here still being alive to check if my predictions come true, keep going, keep going!!! nnnng, head hurts now)
B) Bored and have just read John Titor thread and fancied a go myself, easy innit this time travel thing? Erm, I time travelled in a big metal time egg or something
C) Seriously I am a time traveller, honest, oh alright I'm 14 and had this PC for my birthday
D) The original Chrono under yet another assumed name
2.) I have returned to your time to:
A) Bring you a dire warning about Civil War in the USA. Again. In 2012. Again.
B) Bring you a dire warning about the robot defence system going haywire and wiping out humanity just like what's in them Terminator films
C) Bring you loads of literally-invented-as-I-type nonsense about battling aliens from the Planet Zarf
D) waste it completely with ludicrous statements and ever-spiralling flights of fancy
3.) Please read my thread and:
A) Ask me any questions you may have because you're really bored and the extent of my time travel expedition involves 4 hours every day on a time travel forum sitting typing. In my pants with a big bag of chips dropping crumbs in the keyboard until my eyes bleed. Am I going to go off and see the 21st century instead? Nah, this PC in the local library will do.
B) rip the pi$$ out of its sheer lack of imagination and plot holes you could fly a Zeppelin through
C) moan 'nooooooooooooooo' and repeatedly bash your head on the monitor until your skull shows through the meaty hole in your bleeding forehead
D) Laugh until you lapse into unconsciousness
4.) Then:
A) Give up on the thread due to its sheer tedium
B) Perpetuate it for months due to its random hilarity
C) Fly Zeppelins through the plot holes until the thread poster gives up and has to have a lie down
D) Locate posters IP address, go round with the lads and beat them until they never type again
