TIME TRAVEL WITHOUT INFORMATION

[dave_kinky]

So....like, have you ever, like, eaten and smoked a gigantic amount...of Lizardan Muscle Cake Weed...which you've bought 60 years in the future of your own time from a Zygotean prostitute in a bar on Uranus...and lay on the floor of your timeship laughing for about....15 hours...and then drank a load of lunarium juice...and oh flark, took the virginity of the 16 year old female clone of Chronohistorian in a consensual but degrading way....then accidentally pressed the time travel button on your console spilling lunarium juice everywhere....then crashed into a house somewhere in Missouri in about 1953....then smoked some more...and shaved Creedo299 for a joke....flark I am so going to get a fine from the TTB for this....

 

[dave_kinky]

(I've recovered somewhat now...)
Incidentally fellow time travellers and primitive primates of the 21st century, if any of you recall Chronohistorian's 'personal identity' information on his/her profile:

'Time traveller from the year 2522. I have come to document history because my future lost it. I won't tell you how we lost it because it is too humiliating for the future.'

Yes, I can reveal it was very humiliating, suffice to say on the night (in the future) that Chron-clone-girl finally popped his cosmic cherry the entire crew of the Zodiac saw a lot more of him/her than we expected. You really don't want to know where the 'document history' of Chrono's future was found, but it explained the strange faces his clone had been pulling for a number of weeks and why s/he could never sit still.

Dirty Chrono!