TheCigSmokingMan
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The \'Matt Lauer\' of Today Show - Funny Story
Mr. Lauer may sound Italian or French but he is Jewish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Lauer
Personal history
Lauer was born on December 30, 1957 in New York City[1] and grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut,[1] the son of parents Marilyn and Robert Lauer (a bicycle-company executive),[1] who divorced during his youth. His dad, Robert Lauer, died of cancer in 1997, soon after Lauer joined the cast of The Today Show.[3] In 1999, he and cohost Katie Couric initially resisted Today's series on their family roots. The series turned out to be a hit, and Lauer was moved, too, by what he learned about his immigrant ancestors. "My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything. I do feel a desire now to find something spiritual. Getting married and wanting to have kids has something to do with that." [3]
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We remember a funny story Matt tells...
How he was "down and out" on Long Island...
And was heading into the "lawn care" business...
But ran into Howard Stern of Shock Jock Fame now on Sirius Satellite...
He told Mr. Stern his "situation"...
And magically Mr. Lauer becomes "The Host" of "The Today Show"
Isn't NBC Management entirely JEWISH?...
It seems THEY PREFER to hire JEWISH PEOPLE over OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm sure they are parties THAT WILL SUE NBC OVER THIS BLANTANT AND OBVIOUS DISCRIMINATION.
I might even APPLY FOR A JOB AT NBC... MAYBE FOR THE SERIES 'CHUCK'....
Maybe I could hang out the 'Blond' Agent and 'rehearse' lines,
TheCigMan
Mr. Lauer may sound Italian or French but he is Jewish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Lauer
Personal history
Lauer was born on December 30, 1957 in New York City[1] and grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut,[1] the son of parents Marilyn and Robert Lauer (a bicycle-company executive),[1] who divorced during his youth. His dad, Robert Lauer, died of cancer in 1997, soon after Lauer joined the cast of The Today Show.[3] In 1999, he and cohost Katie Couric initially resisted Today's series on their family roots. The series turned out to be a hit, and Lauer was moved, too, by what he learned about his immigrant ancestors. "My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything. I do feel a desire now to find something spiritual. Getting married and wanting to have kids has something to do with that." [3]
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We remember a funny story Matt tells...
How he was "down and out" on Long Island...
And was heading into the "lawn care" business...
But ran into Howard Stern of Shock Jock Fame now on Sirius Satellite...
He told Mr. Stern his "situation"...
And magically Mr. Lauer becomes "The Host" of "The Today Show"
Isn't NBC Management entirely JEWISH?...
It seems THEY PREFER to hire JEWISH PEOPLE over OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm sure they are parties THAT WILL SUE NBC OVER THIS BLANTANT AND OBVIOUS DISCRIMINATION.
I might even APPLY FOR A JOB AT NBC... MAYBE FOR THE SERIES 'CHUCK'....
Maybe I could hang out the 'Blond' Agent and 'rehearse' lines,
TheCigMan
