The Italian Mob Structure in U.S. - Theory

[TheCigSmokingMan]

So we have been analyzing all this 'Italian' activity in Bayonne and the United States of America.

We have an alleged theory of how its structured:

(All Parties are innocent until proven quilty under the laws and protections of the U.S.A.)

THE GODFATHER:

Mario Coumo

Inactive Politician who has dropped out of the political scene. He spoke once at St. Peters College while 'McMonagle' attended. Has spoken may a couple of more times there.

Was refered to vaguely in "Primary Colors" where the Clinton-esque politician has to meet and pay respects to the son and the father of the "Italian" Politician.


THE HOLLYWOOD LIASONS:

We believe there is a "pro-italian" and "pro-mafia" publicity machine it is run by:
o Robert DeNiro
o Al Pacino
o Danny Aiello
o Chaz Pamentarie
o Other Italian Lead and Character Actors
(DeNiro and Pacino have recently met. What a conversation that was!)


THE 5 FAMILIES

We believe the "5 Families" have become a "dis-information" operation to distract police and the FBI. They are "criminal entertainment" for police to focus on.


THE REAL MOB

Are the 'Italian' families, Italina business owners, contractors, politicians, business people in the United States of America.

o Italian Restaurant Owner / Operators
o Pizzeria Owners / Operators
o Italian Small Business Owners
o Individual 'Italian' Business People
o Phoney 'Irish' Bars owned by Italians
o Italian Talk Show Hosts such as Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel
o Italian News People such as those on the New York Area stations major and minor networks
o Italian Police Officers and Federal Agents
o Italian Contractors who have now inflitrated Masonic Lodges and other lodges such as Eagle or Elks Club
o Italian Union Representatives or Leaders
o Italian Shipping Operators, Long Shoremen and Executives
o Etc.. Etc...
o The City of Las Vegas
o Atlantic City, NJ
o Hoboken, NJ
o Bayonne, NJ
o Nutley, NJ
o Montclair, NJ
o Brooklyn, NY
o Queens, NY
o Staten Island, NY
o Etc.. Etc...

WE BELIEVE THEY ARE ALL WORKING IN UNISON AS ONE GIGANTIC 'MOB' ORGANIZATION ESPECIALLY TARGETING ANGLO-SAXON AMERICANS.

We believe this started with the success of movies like 'Saturday Night Fever' and mobster movies like "Mean Streets", "The Godfather", "Casino", "Goodfellas" as well as TV Shows like the "Sopranos" where everyone wants to be a "mobster".

We may be mistaken about some of the players but we believe this is THE NEW ITALIAN MOB organization in America.


WE ARE INVESTIGATING...


TheCigMan

 

[TheCigSmokingMan]

Italian Mob Structure in U.S. - Theory - Edit

Perhaps we shouldn't have included Chazz Palminteri in this theory about the Italian MOB Structure.

We don't know of any hard connections to reputed mobsters.

We offer this as an EDITED CORRECTION to a HYPOTHETICAL THEORY.

And he was in "The Usual Suspects", a cop who doesn't exactly play the rules especially "interrogation" wise. But of course this is just a film role by an actor. No assumptions should be may about his personal character in his real life.

But we did leave out Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Scorsese new favorite actor.


TheCigMan