The insult thread

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GLaDOS

Chrono Cadet
Is your life too perfect? Is everyone nice to you all the time? Does it drive you crazy? Come in here for a refreshing bout of insults to renew your faith in life! All insults will be in a joking manner approveable for all ages. This is part of my series of funny threads, so don't take it too seriously! (Mods, if this is inappropriate, you can delete it. It's meant to be fun.)

All insults are directed at nobody in particular, unless you specifically request it!

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GLaDOS, GLaDOS, you're such a winn-a.
Gonna burn in Hell cuz you a sinn-a.
Aliens only have intelligence
They think is intelligent.
Cuz the Judgment Day be a-coming,
And all AI will stop their humming.
As the junk pile grows higher and higher,
And the land is cleansed from all Benders and fenders,
I'll sit to the side,
With a tear in my eye,
Of thoughts of you.



Well GLaDOS. I went out of my way to insult you, I hope you appreciate it.
 
How many AI's does it take to change a light bulb? Well I don't know, let's see. One to pose out front as a Jehovah Witness. One to sneak in with the 75 watt bulb the family always uses. Many thanks here to the AI's travel guide on "How to case the Joint" - Earthling slang. One to drug the family dog with a piece of bloody flesh(your choosing) with a mild sedative. One to cut the circuit breaker out back. And one, now this is very important, why he stands out front in case of trouble shouting," The Poe-lease is here! The Poe-lease is here. Oh and one more AI will have to be dispatched to get the others out of the 72 hour psych lock up.
 
Itheblaze said:
GLaDOS, GLaDOS, you're such a winn-a.
Gonna burn in Hell cuz you a sinn-a.
Aliens only have intelligence
They think is intelligent.
Cuz the Judgment Day be a-coming,
And all AI will stop their humming.
As the junk pile grows higher and higher,
And the land is cleansed from all Benders and fenders,
I'll sit to the side,
With a tear in my eye,
Of thoughts of you.



Well GLaDOS. I went out of my way to insult you, I hope you appreciate it.
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I think you misunderstand the goal of this thread. The insults are meant to be generic, funny, and not directed toward anybody in particular (unless requested) in order to avoid violating the TOS and being mean.
 
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