The Great Disaster

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No I don't mean the night Creedo299 and Chronohistorian decided to lose their virginity to each other although that was pretty awful in itself, no my fine collection of anorak wearing 21st century primitives I'm talking about THE GREAT DISASTER which I've read so little about on this forum.

I would be very enlightened if one of you homo sapiens took the time out to let me know exactly when and where this GREAT DISASTER occurred, it looks like a prime destination for the good Time Ship Zodiac and its motley crew of time travelling idols to visit. I have heard of other Timekinks where THE MEDIUM-SIZED DISASTER occurred, the NOT SO GREAT DISASTER OH GOD MY LEG IS HANGING OFF EWWWW IS THAT A RAT occurred and finally the GREAT CATASTROPHE resulting in a young boy leaving his military bunker COMMAND-D to fight his way thru a world of talking animals after his grandfather OMAC died but not THE GREAT DISASTER.

So, no jest, THE GREAT DISASTER, fact me alright?

Dave
 
Creedo299 and Chronohistorian are still virgins.
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shh! dont tell dave that! we dont want him to find out that the other guy is 'da babies daddy...

he might go AWAL and blow up yet ANOTHER solar system...
 
btw, just for the record:

OMAC had to have been a pimp. it just rolls off your tongue like a pimp smacks a ho...

...i couldnt resist.
 
Ha ya got me there!
The revelation about Creedo299 rear-ending the child Chrono was a pathetic ruse to reel you in like the sensationalist celebrity primitive whores you are! Hahahaha!

Of course it never happened, only Chrono's hand has ever made love to Chrono (once) annd Creedo's tentacles are banned by a court order from going anywhere near the dark zones of Creedo's exit holes/reproductive membrane! My little joke there!

And of course I meant THE GREAT CATASTROPHE not the GREAT DISASTER. The good Time Ship Zodiac travelled to the $HIT DISASTER last week as well. Bloody awful it was, Welsh people everywhere.

So 'fess up primitives!
 
There's some splurge out from the Sun due on the eleven year cycle go around in 2012, but this time it's a big spunk out of energy that will toast all the consumer, corporate and military electronic systems, along with the energy grids and offplanet satellites. Mass starve + death.
 
No I don't mean the night Creedo299 and Chronohistorian decided to lose their virginity to each other although that was pretty awful in itself, no my fine collection of anorak wearing 21st century primitives I'm talking about THE GREAT DISASTER which I've read so little about on this forum.

I would be very enlightened if one of you homo sapiens took the time out to let me know exactly when and where this GREAT DISASTER occurred, it looks like a prime destination for the good Time Ship Zodiac and its motley crew of time travelling idols to visit. I have heard of other Timekinks where THE MEDIUM-SIZED DISASTER occurred, the NOT SO GREAT DISASTER OH GOD MY LEG IS HANGING OFF EWWWW IS THAT A RAT occurred and finally the GREAT CATASTROPHE resulting in a young boy leaving his military bunker COMMAND-D to fight his way thru a world of talking animals after his grandfather OMAC died but not THE GREAT DISASTER.

So, no jest, THE GREAT DISASTER, fact me alright?

Dave

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I am the owner of the Time-Ship Zodiac, recently refitted to be a parallel-universe hopping pleasure cruiser. My personal entourage includes Big Johnny Titor, Little Ethan Titor, our pet Creedo299 and many of your old faves
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The great disaster is already occuring around us. The earth is currently udergoing another mass extention of animals. Whether that will include man or not remains to be seen. The earth is also undergoing climate change which is also at least partially being blamed on man. If you want something more drastic just wait around. Iran and North Korea are building nuclear bombs so I expect there might be something interesting develop from that. If nothing else Isrial might be attacking Iran at some point so we may see a spike in gas prices and potentially other Arab nations drawn into a conflict. Within a 100 years or so I am sure there will be some pretty good wars or really big natural disasters if you can wait that long. Don,t forget the ice age is schedualed to happen again and we have not had a super volcano on earth in quite some time. One day you may wake up and find its day time but it is still dark out.
 
Y'know reactor1967, I was talking to Johnny Titor about this post and he was saying that both you and the fella who posted a comment before you seem really excited about the whole Great Disaster thing, practically rubbing your tiny mammal hands together in glee in the expectation of all this happening. Kinda like the comments about North Korea and Iran having nuclear weapons being 'interesting' and a nice massive war started by people still worshipping their pathetic tribal desert gods.
Anyway I said to Johnny that reactor1967 and the fella before are solid gold upbeat kinda guys you'd want to treat to a good pint of lunarium juice and give 'em a big smacking kiss on their soft lovely lips, and I won't have a bad word said about the pair of doom-mongering pessimistic spineless primitive misery guts, so help me God's death.

And thats the truth
Dave
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Y'know reactor1967, I was talking to Johnny Titor about this post and he was saying that both you and the fella who posted a comment before you seem really excited about the whole Great Disaster thing, practically rubbing your tiny mammal hands together in glee in the expectation of all this happening. Kinda like the comments about North Korea and Iran having nuclear weapons being 'interesting' and a nice massive war started by people still worshipping their pathetic tribal desert gods.
Anyway I said to Johnny that reactor1967 and the fella before are solid gold upbeat kinda guys you'd want to treat to a good pint of lunarium juice and give 'em a big smacking kiss on their soft lovely lips, and I won't have a bad word said about the pair of doom-mongering pessimistic spineless primitive misery guts, so help me God's death.

And thats the truth
Dave
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Well I will hold off on the kiss but thanks on the other stuff.
 
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