TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
If you want to find out if your 'woman' is crazy...
Give her this test! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Have you had more than 5 relationships with guys? YES NO
Have you had ex-boyfriends that were "long haired" "short" "skinny guys" that reminded people of women or rock stars? YES NO
Do you think you can "control me" with sex YES NO
Do you think sex "is a weapon"? YES NO
Do you believe you have "pyschic" powers that control what I say? YES NO
Do you get upset when you don't hear what you "expect"? YES NO
Do you yell and scream at your "man" in public and/or in private? YES NO
Do you think guys who "dance well" are good lovers? YES NO
Do you think making guys "angry" makes for better sex? YES NO
Do you think we have to get angry to achieve orgasm? YES NO
Do you think guys with beards are gay? YES NO
Have you dated an Italian, Jews, African American Drug Dealer or BLONDE DUDE? YES NO
Did you go to a catholic private grammar school? YES NO
Do you think I don't know women are mostly bi? YES NO
Do you think I think you are "really" out shopping with Linda on a sunday? YES NO
Do you think I don't know she is really your "life partner" and I am your slave that gets money? YES NO
Do you think I don't "really" know what "Girls Night Out Means"? YES NO
If I multiple your ex-sex partners by 5 will it be more than 1000 a year? YES NO
Is your "BFF" or "LIFE PARTNER" search include more than 50,000 in the last ten years? YES NO
Is there a "sinister" purpose to buy plastic sheeting at hardware stores? YES NO
(I asked the guy. He said you were "painting" a room. We didn't paint the house this year 50 times.)
Do you think I don't know you are just using me for a 5 year "gay beard" and asset acquisition plan? YES NO
Do you think I don't know you just married me so "no one" knows you are bi/gay? YES NO
Do you think men "don't communicate" well? YES NO
Do you think I don't know you share "every detail of our lives with your girlfriends"? YES NO
Do you have sex only naked. (No lingerie.) YES NO
Do you think sadistic name calling like "bitch, whore, slut, c-word" is fun during sex? YES NO
Do you think Domination and Submission Role Play and Hard Core S&M is fun "bi lipstickie" sex? YES NO
Would you tell me who is the leader of "BFF women's club cabal(s)" in the United States? Oprah? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif A Super Beautiful (Hard Core Break-out Slave Making) Dominatrix? YES NO
Do you think of me as "stupid" and we don't know what you and your crazy nut girlfriends CABALS and Godmother-like "aunts" are doing in the United States of America? YES NO
TheCigMan
P.S. Someone sent to this to me? It's funny? But what does it really mean? I thought women loved their husbands and want to grow old together? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Give her this test! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Have you had more than 5 relationships with guys? YES NO
Have you had ex-boyfriends that were "long haired" "short" "skinny guys" that reminded people of women or rock stars? YES NO
Do you think you can "control me" with sex YES NO
Do you think sex "is a weapon"? YES NO
Do you believe you have "pyschic" powers that control what I say? YES NO
Do you get upset when you don't hear what you "expect"? YES NO
Do you yell and scream at your "man" in public and/or in private? YES NO
Do you think guys who "dance well" are good lovers? YES NO
Do you think making guys "angry" makes for better sex? YES NO
Do you think we have to get angry to achieve orgasm? YES NO
Do you think guys with beards are gay? YES NO
Have you dated an Italian, Jews, African American Drug Dealer or BLONDE DUDE? YES NO
Did you go to a catholic private grammar school? YES NO
Do you think I don't know women are mostly bi? YES NO
Do you think I think you are "really" out shopping with Linda on a sunday? YES NO
Do you think I don't know she is really your "life partner" and I am your slave that gets money? YES NO
Do you think I don't "really" know what "Girls Night Out Means"? YES NO
If I multiple your ex-sex partners by 5 will it be more than 1000 a year? YES NO
Is your "BFF" or "LIFE PARTNER" search include more than 50,000 in the last ten years? YES NO
Is there a "sinister" purpose to buy plastic sheeting at hardware stores? YES NO
(I asked the guy. He said you were "painting" a room. We didn't paint the house this year 50 times.)
Do you think I don't know you are just using me for a 5 year "gay beard" and asset acquisition plan? YES NO
Do you think I don't know you just married me so "no one" knows you are bi/gay? YES NO
Do you think men "don't communicate" well? YES NO
Do you think I don't know you share "every detail of our lives with your girlfriends"? YES NO
Do you have sex only naked. (No lingerie.) YES NO
Do you think sadistic name calling like "bitch, whore, slut, c-word" is fun during sex? YES NO
Do you think Domination and Submission Role Play and Hard Core S&M is fun "bi lipstickie" sex? YES NO
Would you tell me who is the leader of "BFF women's club cabal(s)" in the United States? Oprah? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif A Super Beautiful (Hard Core Break-out Slave Making) Dominatrix? YES NO
Do you think of me as "stupid" and we don't know what you and your crazy nut girlfriends CABALS and Godmother-like "aunts" are doing in the United States of America? YES NO
TheCigMan
P.S. Someone sent to this to me? It's funny? But what does it really mean? I thought women loved their husbands and want to grow old together? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif