dave_kinky
Temporal Navigator
The Church Of Chronohistorian\'s Greatest Hits # 3
Greetings primitive 21st century humanoids
Well I think I've successfully counterracted Warrior381's accusations that I'm NOT a time traveller over on Covenant's happy clappy whole-world-in-his-hands fundamentalist Christian 'I've been back 2000 years and it all happened exactly like what the Bible said' thread, mais non?
You know, since I was merged with Chronohistorian in a dreadful time teleporter accident a few weeks ago, things have sure changed. Obviously my bio-enhancements from my time punk days have negated most of Chrono's more eccentric qualities although I've noticed a growing attraction to Britney Spears and my right wrist is a lot stronger. Anyway I've mainlined Chronohistorian's memories into my own and you can now expect a far more coherent history than you ever got from our Kev. Thanks again to my supporters on here and feel free to contact me about the Church Of Chronohistorian - its the only one where you get to talk about Lizard Men at coffee mornings.
Anyway after that little preamble I thought I'd continue my nostalgic time travel to page 25 of my/Chrono's original 'I am from the year 2522' thread. This is shortly after I'd revealed a new disease 'where your skin falls off then you die' which is normally how I feel after he's had a go on the 3D Britney shagger machine. Jesus. And don't forget to continue to ask me about the secret history of your 20th/21st centuries if you're curious. Lizard men bases in Colorado? Check.
Here's that post then: (My commentary starts with >>
a joke from the future which you probably won't understand.....
Q. How do you annoy a skaaran?
A. Call them a pussy cat and run.
>> Now to be honest this is pi$$ poor is it not? 'Call them a pussy cat and run.' ? This is the same race whose entire planet I helped wipe into a smouldering ruin with a million incendiary photon bombs. 'Call them anything you like they're petrified space debris' is the correct punchline
We don't know what causes epidermolosa to happen yet but scientists are working on it.
>> Hang on I thought we'd eliminated disease? Obviously written after I was patched up with cake
I am not saying the major cause of water depletion is putting out fires but it is a cause because you have to stop fires like forest fires which need a lot of water.
>> Forgive me I was young. And moronic.
I said there is only 10% of the original amazon left but we have other forests too.
>> Yes, the ones where there are bloody great floating photon bomb factories
If you read back you should know that it is an element found deep within the moon. I don't know where it is found but I think the atomic weight of it is 288.
>> It is actually in Buzz Aldrin Valley and the Lunarium factory is built within an ancient Lizard Men base. Or at least it would be IF IT WAS REAL IN THE FIRST PLACE. Lunarium. I gotta lay off hotwiring those hallucinogenic drugs, primitive 21st century dudes!
We dealt with greenhouse gases with a little bit of terraforming.
>> Handy
if you read back you would know that the population is 68 billion.
>> Considerably less now due to the Lizard men
the quote of the day is:
if you can't have your cake and eat it, what is the point in getting cake?
this sig will be changed every few days
>> Except it wasn't. Man the Chrono loves cake
Dave/Chrono
Super Prime President Of England
Greetings primitive 21st century humanoids
Well I think I've successfully counterracted Warrior381's accusations that I'm NOT a time traveller over on Covenant's happy clappy whole-world-in-his-hands fundamentalist Christian 'I've been back 2000 years and it all happened exactly like what the Bible said' thread, mais non?
You know, since I was merged with Chronohistorian in a dreadful time teleporter accident a few weeks ago, things have sure changed. Obviously my bio-enhancements from my time punk days have negated most of Chrono's more eccentric qualities although I've noticed a growing attraction to Britney Spears and my right wrist is a lot stronger. Anyway I've mainlined Chronohistorian's memories into my own and you can now expect a far more coherent history than you ever got from our Kev. Thanks again to my supporters on here and feel free to contact me about the Church Of Chronohistorian - its the only one where you get to talk about Lizard Men at coffee mornings.
Anyway after that little preamble I thought I'd continue my nostalgic time travel to page 25 of my/Chrono's original 'I am from the year 2522' thread. This is shortly after I'd revealed a new disease 'where your skin falls off then you die' which is normally how I feel after he's had a go on the 3D Britney shagger machine. Jesus. And don't forget to continue to ask me about the secret history of your 20th/21st centuries if you're curious. Lizard men bases in Colorado? Check.
Here's that post then: (My commentary starts with >>
a joke from the future which you probably won't understand.....
Q. How do you annoy a skaaran?
A. Call them a pussy cat and run.
>> Now to be honest this is pi$$ poor is it not? 'Call them a pussy cat and run.' ? This is the same race whose entire planet I helped wipe into a smouldering ruin with a million incendiary photon bombs. 'Call them anything you like they're petrified space debris' is the correct punchline
We don't know what causes epidermolosa to happen yet but scientists are working on it.
>> Hang on I thought we'd eliminated disease? Obviously written after I was patched up with cake
I am not saying the major cause of water depletion is putting out fires but it is a cause because you have to stop fires like forest fires which need a lot of water.
>> Forgive me I was young. And moronic.
I said there is only 10% of the original amazon left but we have other forests too.
>> Yes, the ones where there are bloody great floating photon bomb factories
If you read back you should know that it is an element found deep within the moon. I don't know where it is found but I think the atomic weight of it is 288.
>> It is actually in Buzz Aldrin Valley and the Lunarium factory is built within an ancient Lizard Men base. Or at least it would be IF IT WAS REAL IN THE FIRST PLACE. Lunarium. I gotta lay off hotwiring those hallucinogenic drugs, primitive 21st century dudes!
We dealt with greenhouse gases with a little bit of terraforming.
>> Handy
if you read back you would know that the population is 68 billion.
>> Considerably less now due to the Lizard men
the quote of the day is:
if you can't have your cake and eat it, what is the point in getting cake?
this sig will be changed every few days
>> Except it wasn't. Man the Chrono loves cake
Dave/Chrono
Super Prime President Of England