TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
We have said we believe that MEL BROOKS said there were 15 Commandments...
Moses dropped one tablet to gain ADVANTAGE OVER THE REST OF HUMANITY.
The first 2 discovered were...
Thou shall not take intoxicating substances...
Thou shall not pollute the Earth
or
Thou Shall Perserve The Earth
They are supposedly:
Thou shall not gamble
Thou shall not engage in prostitution
Thou shall LETHALLY DEFEND your FAMILY, FRIENDS, CHILDREN, TRIBE, NEIGHBORHOOD, CITY, STATE, COUNTRY and PLANET EARTH against THOSE WHO THREATEN or KILL those YOU LOVE
(I hear there is some weird things going on out there... I hope we are winning...)
Let's KILL SOME EVIL EARTH INVADERS and KICK SOME COLLABRATOR BUTT!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
TheCigMan
Moses dropped one tablet to gain ADVANTAGE OVER THE REST OF HUMANITY.
The first 2 discovered were...
Thou shall not take intoxicating substances...
Thou shall not pollute the Earth
or
Thou Shall Perserve The Earth
They are supposedly:
Thou shall not gamble
Thou shall not engage in prostitution
Thou shall LETHALLY DEFEND your FAMILY, FRIENDS, CHILDREN, TRIBE, NEIGHBORHOOD, CITY, STATE, COUNTRY and PLANET EARTH against THOSE WHO THREATEN or KILL those YOU LOVE
(I hear there is some weird things going on out there... I hope we are winning...)
Let's KILL SOME EVIL EARTH INVADERS and KICK SOME COLLABRATOR BUTT!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
TheCigMan