dave_kinky
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Boys and girls (and inbetweenies)
The Kinkmaster here, captain of the timeship Zodiac with my 'entourage' (The Titors, Creedo299, Clamorette etc etc) decided to further the boundaries of time travel again (mostly due to downing a crate of Lunarium Juice and over-exubarance on the 3D Britney but hey)
Anyway we selected a Timekink in the early 21st century at random, and floated around for awhile,here's what we discovered, it makes for some controversial reading. Incidentally has anyone ever sat next to a fat bloke eating an apple like you'd expect a warthog to eat an apple? Just wondered.
2018 Arthur Jenkins elected President Of The USA invokes the Why Can't We Just Get Along act, which involves a gigantic picnic put on for the Middle East with much fun and merrymaking. Middle East agrees to calm down. Huge inflatable floats across the Middle East dropping millions of smiley badges
2022 All religions banned when it is realised that the whole 'my God is bigger than your God' thang is really really dumb and that we're just evolved mammals after all
2025 Internet bandwidth increased massively leading to 'piped porn' available in all homes
2027 John Titor (of this timekink) elected President Of The USA, New York turned into giant 24 hour disco
2029 Lizard Men reach agreement with Titor to distribute Lunarium Juice in 'LJ' bars across the globe. Massive increase in alcoholism countered by healing properties of 'Muscle Tree Cake' distrbuted by Chrono International led by CEO Kevin Smith ('The 60 year old virgin')
2035 Elvis Presley cloned and available to purchase on Amazon
2040 Time Machines widely available, constructed by Professor T Robinson and his 'Time Team'
2050 World Peace
The Kinkmaster here, captain of the timeship Zodiac with my 'entourage' (The Titors, Creedo299, Clamorette etc etc) decided to further the boundaries of time travel again (mostly due to downing a crate of Lunarium Juice and over-exubarance on the 3D Britney but hey)
Anyway we selected a Timekink in the early 21st century at random, and floated around for awhile,here's what we discovered, it makes for some controversial reading. Incidentally has anyone ever sat next to a fat bloke eating an apple like you'd expect a warthog to eat an apple? Just wondered.
2018 Arthur Jenkins elected President Of The USA invokes the Why Can't We Just Get Along act, which involves a gigantic picnic put on for the Middle East with much fun and merrymaking. Middle East agrees to calm down. Huge inflatable floats across the Middle East dropping millions of smiley badges
2022 All religions banned when it is realised that the whole 'my God is bigger than your God' thang is really really dumb and that we're just evolved mammals after all
2025 Internet bandwidth increased massively leading to 'piped porn' available in all homes
2027 John Titor (of this timekink) elected President Of The USA, New York turned into giant 24 hour disco
2029 Lizard Men reach agreement with Titor to distribute Lunarium Juice in 'LJ' bars across the globe. Massive increase in alcoholism countered by healing properties of 'Muscle Tree Cake' distrbuted by Chrono International led by CEO Kevin Smith ('The 60 year old virgin')
2035 Elvis Presley cloned and available to purchase on Amazon
2040 Time Machines widely available, constructed by Professor T Robinson and his 'Time Team'
2050 World Peace