Problems With Time Traveling

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PowerCrystals

Temporal Novice
Hello fellow Time Travelers,

I come to you with much respect.

I am Zach from 2046. Life is good, but having a few problems.

When I decided to leave the present for the future in 2002 I forgot to do a few things. Here is a reminder list I advise to those who travel the great future!

1) Divorce your wife. While it may seem like a bad idea, trust me, it is a good idea. She will change much in the future, you do not want the hassles.

2) Wear comfortable shoes. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/frown.gif

3) Close out all overdue payments. The library is still very much around in 2046 and I am now in debt to them. Also, carry coins in your pockets, hovercrafts don't take dollar bills. You try to insert them but they annoyingly spit them back out, so you try to straighten them out on the side of the machine, it doesn't work, you get more frustrated and a Galaganoosh makes fun of you for it.

Much obliged.

Zach "PowerCrystals(tm) Efferet
 
And above all.... don't forget to wear sunscreen!


RMT
 
hello there....I Just wonder can you show us the blueprint of the working time machine so that i can also build the time machine and get it working?? also can you tell us what will happen to the future...thank you and write back..
 
"1) Divorce your wife. While it may seem like a bad idea, trust me, it is a good idea. She will change much in the future, you do not want the hassles."

now he tells me!!
 
1) Divorce your wife. While it may seem like a bad idea, trust me, it is a good idea. She will change much in the future, you do not want the hassles.
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Nah, I would just bring her along and the kids too. Less hassle. Who wants to time travel along anyway. The more the merry.
 
and shure you will be in Ciggy List...


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Quoting Ciggy:
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I will have the TTI CONGRESS (Roel and Raul) launch a investigation IMMEDIATELY...

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And have DARBY, RAINMANTIME, PAMELA, RUTHLESS and their "conspirators" IMPRISONED in THE FORBIDDEN ZONE PERMANENTLY... So they won't be a threat to "other TTI'ers" in the future...
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LOLOL!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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