NEWS FALSH, GARY VOSS AND DAN BLATECKY ELECTED AS BROTHERS OF THE YEARS:
Hello from the Gromen's Chinese Theater in Los Angeles Califorina.
We are here as well as other thousands of reporters, to show you the award given for botherly love and technical achivment for the year 2001.
And seated here we have San Diego's Gary Voss, who is a technologist and a decendant from Atlantian royality.
And to my left, we have Dan Blatecky, who is also a technologist and a decendant of Atlantis, both in the dormant cell memory register, and in an active phase, with an Atlantian Pleiadean.
Dan>The one from Switzerland..Haybriun>Whaa??what?
Dan>I said the one from friggen Switzerland.You know the babe that had landed in Switzerland in 1975?
Hailbruin>Okay, well' whatever?
Now as these two greats walk to the stage, we will have Walter Cronkite hand over the trophy and say a few words.
Cronkite>And thank you Haywood.
Being here gives me much pleaseure in order to present this trophey of momento to you and Dan.Your brotherhood is well known here in Hollywood, as well as the rest of Califorina is ledgendary.
This prize illustaits what the love between two brothers will accomplish, when hearts and minds are put togeather towards a common task.
Now Gary, will you say a few words for our esteemed audiance please?
Gary>Hughmmm!!Yes I would like to..Dan buts in.
Dan>Wait Walter, I thought you had said that I was going to speak first?!
Cronkite>Well we talked to the producer and he thought...
Dan>Bull! I had said that I would come here, if I had the first words and you know damned well you said I could Walt?!
Cronkite>Dan, watch your language!We have paied thousands of dollars in order for these people to come here and...
Gary>Ahhh.."Folks it must have been the flight down here"?
I Think that my freind Dan is suffering from a little airline fatigue?
Dan>Bull' Gary!
Don't hand me this horse hockey, Walt said I would have first say!
Well screw this, the trophy is mine give me the damned thing and I'm going back..BRIEF STRUGGEL.
Dan>Here Voss take my thumb in your eye, how do you like that,"POKE" does that remind you of the old Atlantis?
Gary>You son of a bi***, I'm not going to take that.
The two men are now rolling on the waxed and polished floor of the Gromen's Chinese Theater, while security guards rush out in order to break up the mayhem.
Dan>"I'll kill him"!You hear me, I'll kill him!!
Gary>"Yeah you and what army fool?
You were dirt in Atlantis only good for soldiering, your dirt now and that's all you'll ever be is D*I*R*T. You belong in a dirt pile, cause you are dirt!
Cronkite>Well now that we have awarded this very prestigous trophy, for both collaboaration and brotherhood, we go to Jan Carl, who Dan secretly has a crush on, but Jan is already spoken for,.."JAN"!
Thanks Walter we are here at the Hollywood Paladeium, to watch Leggs Summer invitational of women's international mud wresteling.
Boy Walter, didn't Dan and Gary get along fine?!
Almost as good as me and my sister, but we wont go into that right now.
We could have made the awards in Philedelphia, however>..Philly?Hmmmmm? and here are our contestants