Boot:
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>-janus you are a guy
yup. 50% chance there. good work.
>-26 years old
no
>-name is steven allen thomas
no
>-staying in a condo with a
>roommate named steve also
>-roommate name: steven goddard johnson.
>-all rooms are white, your bedroom
>blue and your roommate's room
>is gray
>-third floor with playground about 100-200
>feet away.
no. way, way off.
>-you guys turn out the lights
>lay down on the balcony
>and shoot car windows,streetlights and
>phone booth windows for fun.
>when cops show up you
>guys pop out their windows
>when they are out of
>earshot. officer jones suspects you
>guys, just thought you should
>know that.
um, no.
>-clock on the shelf that is
>in a clear dome, battery
>powered with 4 sided counter
>weight that spins left and
>right. counter weight has the
>same use as a pendulum.
nope. don't have any clocks. There are enough already on the stove, the stereo, etc.
>-scott and mary are coming over
>tomorrow, if they haven't already
>come over tonight.
who are Scott and Mary? friends of yours?
>-the words: crisp, picture, cross, traintrack
>and locket have great significance.
not really.
>-painting on your north wall or
>your living room and east
>wall of your bedroom both
>painted by your sister.
no. my mom paints, that's about the closest.
>-you are sitting at a computer
>and you are typing, the
>radio is on, you're sweating.
nope. it's been cool here for the last week or so. and, I like silence while I read.
>-you are a very very jealous
>person, your roommate has some
>good news, but he's afraid
>to tell you , he's
>afraid you'll sabotage his good
>fortune with criticism or foulplay.
no roommate.
>-yes, patricia is your daughter, patricia's
>mother will confront you within
>a year and you do
>everything (successfully) to avoid a
>paternal test.
? mu.
>-you're a habitual liar, people are
>onto you because you are
>always contradicting youself (forgetting the
>details of your previous lie).
>they are joking about you
>behind your back. they say
>before you lie, you smack
>your lips together.
don't lie much, when I do I remember it.
>-tim, i see tim
>-nightclub with fake palms on front,
>you and three other guys.
>girl on corner smacks her
>ass with left hand and
>flicks bird to you guys
>with right hand. she then
>shoots birds at you guys
>with both hands and does
>a humping motion with her
>hips, someone has made here
>very angry.
??? are you retreating into some fantasy world or something?
>-you'll deny most, if not all
>of my hits.
Well, of course, because they aren't 'hits' at all. Satan here was right, because the only response I could give here which you would accept is to agree with you completely. Come to think of it, you probably wouldn't even accept that, as it wouldn't jive with your last point (that I would deny what you said).<hr size="1" width="80%" color="#000099" align="left">"All gods are false. Faith itself is idolatry."
Iain M. Banks, _The_Crow_Road_
