TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
We are beginning to see the how the "National Female Cabalists" who <don't really like men at all really... but pretend> are "falling apart..."
And giving themselves up...
It's MISS TINA FEY and AMY POULER...
Are "CLINTONISTAS CABALISTS"...
Very "very loyal" to Ms. Clinton and former President Clinton...
They were "overheard" and were "depressed" that they will never be able to play "kidnap Madame President and her Second-Vice President - Former President Bill Clinton"
It seems they continued that "the toys and belts they purchased" will have to be "returned on Monday"
And they had paid "A BILLION EVIL SEX ILLUMINATI CREDITS" to book the "Lincoln Bedroom"
It was a Billion EVIL SEX CREDITS because it was "weekend super saver package"...
They had "big big plans for Bill Clinton"... "Mr. Clinton IT REALLY HURTS - ITS FOR REAL - THEY LIE"
I hope he has "insurance..."
And Mrs. Clinton want to return her "fuzzy hand cuffs" as well as she told "Tina and Amy" on her secret satellite cell phone "I'm going to LOSE. You CRAZY SLUT BITCHES CAN'T KEEP YOUR F-ING MOUTHS SHUT ON OUR CANDIAN-BRITISH PROPAGANDA SHOW - SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. KNOW EVERYONE!!!... MY EVIL EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTS "know" you are "phoney patriotic americans..." who work for DR.EVIL HIMSELF LORNE MICHAELS... I GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS RED and its not going to be "bi-lipsticky fun" THIS TIME. ITS FOR REAL. MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR DENTISTS RIGHT NOW. And yes the crazy bitch NORA will be helping and maybe AJ SHE HATES YOU TOO... And as punishment you can't wear SNAP DENTAL FRONTS... Everyones going to know you are BROKEN HO SLUT BITCHES OF MINE, NORA and AJ!!!"
That's "what they are really like we hear..."
But "we are waiting for audio tapes and vhs tapes and DVDs"...
MEN OF EARTH... ITS TIME TO BE CELIBATE FOR... MAYBE A LONG TIME...
Until "you know who" gives some "inpiring new designs" for "hot sexy female humanoid androids babes" are who "playful college co-ed next store" and has "some cool friends"
TheCigMan
PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody. Parody is protected free speech under the 1st Amendment. And we don't have "sexy play sometimes funny hot sexy female humandoid androids who don't talk back or a million nosey questions or talk on the phone revealing every detail of your lives to ITALIANS. Or Germans. Or the local Police Department. Or the Israelis. Or the "cool accent killer" British. That would be "crazy" if you believed that... Sexbabe humandoids are going to replace "nasty evil killer" earth women.
And giving themselves up...
It's MISS TINA FEY and AMY POULER...
Are "CLINTONISTAS CABALISTS"...
Very "very loyal" to Ms. Clinton and former President Clinton...
They were "overheard" and were "depressed" that they will never be able to play "kidnap Madame President and her Second-Vice President - Former President Bill Clinton"
It seems they continued that "the toys and belts they purchased" will have to be "returned on Monday"
And they had paid "A BILLION EVIL SEX ILLUMINATI CREDITS" to book the "Lincoln Bedroom"
It was a Billion EVIL SEX CREDITS because it was "weekend super saver package"...
They had "big big plans for Bill Clinton"... "Mr. Clinton IT REALLY HURTS - ITS FOR REAL - THEY LIE"
I hope he has "insurance..."
And Mrs. Clinton want to return her "fuzzy hand cuffs" as well as she told "Tina and Amy" on her secret satellite cell phone "I'm going to LOSE. You CRAZY SLUT BITCHES CAN'T KEEP YOUR F-ING MOUTHS SHUT ON OUR CANDIAN-BRITISH PROPAGANDA SHOW - SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. KNOW EVERYONE!!!... MY EVIL EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTS "know" you are "phoney patriotic americans..." who work for DR.EVIL HIMSELF LORNE MICHAELS... I GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS RED and its not going to be "bi-lipsticky fun" THIS TIME. ITS FOR REAL. MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR DENTISTS RIGHT NOW. And yes the crazy bitch NORA will be helping and maybe AJ SHE HATES YOU TOO... And as punishment you can't wear SNAP DENTAL FRONTS... Everyones going to know you are BROKEN HO SLUT BITCHES OF MINE, NORA and AJ!!!"
That's "what they are really like we hear..."
But "we are waiting for audio tapes and vhs tapes and DVDs"...
MEN OF EARTH... ITS TIME TO BE CELIBATE FOR... MAYBE A LONG TIME...
Until "you know who" gives some "inpiring new designs" for "hot sexy female humanoid androids babes" are who "playful college co-ed next store" and has "some cool friends"
TheCigMan
PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody. Parody is protected free speech under the 1st Amendment. And we don't have "sexy play sometimes funny hot sexy female humandoid androids who don't talk back or a million nosey questions or talk on the phone revealing every detail of your lives to ITALIANS. Or Germans. Or the local Police Department. Or the Israelis. Or the "cool accent killer" British. That would be "crazy" if you believed that... Sexbabe humandoids are going to replace "nasty evil killer" earth women.