MOVIE REVIEW: Rendition - Zero Ciggys out of 4 :)

TheCigSmokingMan

TheCigSmokingMan

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Ah... One of our "super secret analysts" watched the movie RENDITION recently...

With MERYL STREEP and REESE WITHERSPOON...

The movie trailer and advertising campaiqn makes it seems like a "tour de force" with Streep and Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal...

I wouldn't look for any Oscar worthy performances...

or

Soap Opera "sexual tension" between Streep or Witherspoon...

Because they are on screen for less the 5 minutes... IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE...

NEW LINE CINEMA made this "movie..."

Executives of New Line Cinema please send 12 Dollar REFUND to...

Central Intelligence Agency
Office of Public Affairs
Washington, D.C. 20505
Attn: TheCigMan

PLEASE NOTE: I don't work for the CIA... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
MOVIE REVIEW: Wanted - 3 Ciggys out of 4 :)

As you know, we in the "Shadow Government" /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif review movies that are about spies and assassins...

And of course, like the rest of the world we watch anything Ms. Jolie appears in... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

It was a good movie... About an office worker with "annoying co-workers" and "phoney friends"
recruited into a "secret league of assassins" and he was watched all his life...

Unfortunately, the trailer looks like a "Matrix-inpired" movie with "bullet time" special effects..

But after the initial opening scenes...

It becomes quite interesting... With its own look and feel with the cinemeatography

Unfortunately, Ms. Jolie doesn't wear a "slit skirt" dress like "Mr. & Mrs Smith".. And has a romantic dance with in "Rainbow Room" with her lover...

We in the Shadow Government are "leg men" (and women..) /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

But it is a really good movie... Worth the bucks... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif



TheCigMan
 
Re: MOVIE REVIEW: Wanted - 3 Ciggys out of 4 :)

By the way... James McAvoy may be a big star someday... And Morgan Freeman was great as usual. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

TheCigMan
 
Re: MOVIE REVIEW: Wanted - 3 Ciggys out of 4 :)

As you know, we in the "Shadow Government" review movies that are about spies and assassins...

And of course, like the rest of the world we watch anything Ms. Jolie appears in...
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On the Shadow Goverment reviewing movies that would be more of a personal opinion I think since they are shadow. Im sure they watch movies though just like everybody else. On Jolie she does crank up the ticket sales of a movie.
 
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