TheCigSmokingMan
Rift Surfer
We have a "great new movie" idea...
The "WGA Strike" is going to be settled "any day now..."
So we have been holding back....
On our casting ideas, movies ideas, film treatments and UPCOMING SCREEN PLAYS!
Oh yes!!! REAL SCREEN PLAYS ARE BEING WRITTEN AS WE SPEAK!
And our latest...
A "re-make" of Canadian Bacon...
But with a "british twist"
Instead of "Canadians" being "super spy inflitrators" of "America - The U.S.A"...
We are going to have "British People"
Everyone is an "anglophile" here...
Everyone loves these "posh evil nuts because of their silly accent"...
So we are going to "use them as the super villians of PLANET EARTH"
The Russians? Never attacked us... The Chinese? Never attacked us...
We do we "think" they are "super villian super powers"
We will "update you on our surveillance of Mr. McMonagle"
He is quite "funny with a very dry sense of humor"...
You have to have "an ear for his humor"...
He was in a video store in the New York City area recently...
He noticed "all the customers in the store we talking with British Accents"...
He was a "little concerned"...
So he asks a customer "Are you guys British?"
The customer a male in a British couple responds "Yes."
McMonagle says "Everyone is in here is British. I'm a little concerned. Do you mind if I call U.S. Special Forces?"
The British couple say "No."
McMonagle end with "I heard you guys burnt down the White House once..."
Don't you see why we love this guy? lol... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
He knows how to "spot evil people"... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
So instead of the following "suspected canadian spies"
like:
William Shatner
Michael J. Fox
Pam Anderson Lee
Alex Trebek
Peter Jennings
James Carey
Dan Ackroyd (of SNL)
Lourne Michaels (of SNL)
Mike Myers (of SNL)
Etc...Etc...
Too many "canadian actors" to list... It's in the "hundreds" really...
From the movie scene with Roger The Activist Movie Guy on a talk show...
We will have a new scene similiar but not exactly where a "prominent loyal patroitic American" tells you that...
These British People are "Evil Illuminati NWO British Infiltrators" in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
The list would be like this...
HUGH LAURIE
SIMON BAKER
RUSSEL CROWE (Super Creepy Mason with Weird Powers and his "own video" You wouldn't believe it.)
CLIVE OWENS
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES
KIERA KNIGHTLY
HELEN MIRREN
DAME JUDY DENCH
KATE WINSLET
ELIZABETH HURLEY
MICHELLE RYAN (Of the Bionic Woman on NBC/GE)
ANTHONY LAPALAGIA - Australain and "ITALIAN" - Super Evil Nut Mostly Likely...
HUGH GRANT
RICHARD BURTON
ROGER MOORE
SEAN CONNERY (We hear he's the "leader of the Masons in Scotland and ENGLAND")
PETER O'TOOLE
SEINNA MILLER
DANIEL CRAIG
MICHEAL CAINE
JAMIE ST. JOHN BAMBER GRIFFITH (Lee Adama of Battlestar Gallactica - Sounds American? Right? Not.)
Etc... Etc...
Maybe COLIN FARRELL but he's stopped "smoking, swearing, drinking and bragging about sex" so he might be a "good guy irish person"
We like the make over Mr. Farrell.. But we have our "eye" on you...
And the copyright for the "Canadian Bacon" remake with "England and british people" as the enemy goes to:
Guess Who?
Copyright (c) 2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved.
You see... The "demographics" say "Americans love British actors and British movies...
So this movie will be a BIG HIT.
TheCigMan
The "WGA Strike" is going to be settled "any day now..."
So we have been holding back....
On our casting ideas, movies ideas, film treatments and UPCOMING SCREEN PLAYS!
Oh yes!!! REAL SCREEN PLAYS ARE BEING WRITTEN AS WE SPEAK!
And our latest...
A "re-make" of Canadian Bacon...
But with a "british twist"
Instead of "Canadians" being "super spy inflitrators" of "America - The U.S.A"...
We are going to have "British People"
Everyone is an "anglophile" here...
Everyone loves these "posh evil nuts because of their silly accent"...
So we are going to "use them as the super villians of PLANET EARTH"
The Russians? Never attacked us... The Chinese? Never attacked us...
We do we "think" they are "super villian super powers"
We will "update you on our surveillance of Mr. McMonagle"
He is quite "funny with a very dry sense of humor"...
You have to have "an ear for his humor"...
He was in a video store in the New York City area recently...
He noticed "all the customers in the store we talking with British Accents"...
He was a "little concerned"...
So he asks a customer "Are you guys British?"
The customer a male in a British couple responds "Yes."
McMonagle says "Everyone is in here is British. I'm a little concerned. Do you mind if I call U.S. Special Forces?"
The British couple say "No."
McMonagle end with "I heard you guys burnt down the White House once..."
Don't you see why we love this guy? lol... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
He knows how to "spot evil people"... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
So instead of the following "suspected canadian spies"
like:
William Shatner
Michael J. Fox
Pam Anderson Lee
Alex Trebek
Peter Jennings
James Carey
Dan Ackroyd (of SNL)
Lourne Michaels (of SNL)
Mike Myers (of SNL)
Etc...Etc...
Too many "canadian actors" to list... It's in the "hundreds" really...
From the movie scene with Roger The Activist Movie Guy on a talk show...
We will have a new scene similiar but not exactly where a "prominent loyal patroitic American" tells you that...
These British People are "Evil Illuminati NWO British Infiltrators" in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
The list would be like this...
HUGH LAURIE
SIMON BAKER
RUSSEL CROWE (Super Creepy Mason with Weird Powers and his "own video" You wouldn't believe it.)
CLIVE OWENS
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES
KIERA KNIGHTLY
HELEN MIRREN
DAME JUDY DENCH
KATE WINSLET
ELIZABETH HURLEY
MICHELLE RYAN (Of the Bionic Woman on NBC/GE)
ANTHONY LAPALAGIA - Australain and "ITALIAN" - Super Evil Nut Mostly Likely...
HUGH GRANT
RICHARD BURTON
ROGER MOORE
SEAN CONNERY (We hear he's the "leader of the Masons in Scotland and ENGLAND")
PETER O'TOOLE
SEINNA MILLER
DANIEL CRAIG
MICHEAL CAINE
JAMIE ST. JOHN BAMBER GRIFFITH (Lee Adama of Battlestar Gallactica - Sounds American? Right? Not.)
Etc... Etc...
Maybe COLIN FARRELL but he's stopped "smoking, swearing, drinking and bragging about sex" so he might be a "good guy irish person"
We like the make over Mr. Farrell.. But we have our "eye" on you...
And the copyright for the "Canadian Bacon" remake with "England and british people" as the enemy goes to:
Guess Who?
Copyright (c) 2008 John J. McMonagle All Rights Reserved.
You see... The "demographics" say "Americans love British actors and British movies...
So this movie will be a BIG HIT.
TheCigMan